Sallie Axl #57 Momma didn't raise no quitter but she did raise a frog licker!

[Stripper Vicar]

Why is everyone a bestie

Its code word for prostitute

 

[Fat-tits]

She thinks shes adopted or her dad's not her dad what she doesn't realise is those tests can't tell your father's lineage as us women don't carry both X & Y, so she's getting her scabby niks in a twist. She's desperate to know she's not English hence why she lives to travel so much an doesn't feel like she belongs in Trubrook
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And prove it Sal, why haven't you taken a screenshot of your results, or are you lying again....

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Thread suggestion: More flight cancellations than Ryanair

 

[pommynoir]

Have to try and get Sali Express in the next title.

#58 whilst she’s flogging crap from Sali Express, who’s minding the children is anyone’s guess.

 

[higos827]

Off topic but I will never not read SW and think ‘slimming world’

That said, slimming world is a vile, harmful cult-like organisation imo, so maybe there is a tenuous link.

As you were.

Please call 0800 if you have been personally victimised by slimming world

 

[Bowbow82]

She looks rough

I saw her last week but don’t want to say where as it’s somewhere by mine and she looked exactly like this. I didn’t recognise her at first until she started talking. I thought she was a trans woman at first glance. Her hair or wig was tatty as fuck though and the fox eyes are awful in real life but I liked what she was wearing….

 

[Sallyspal]

In meetings since 5am the girl is deluded.. I work in a corporate job and the earliest meeting will be set for 8.30am/ 8am at the earliest but most decent other people to be thoughtful wait until 9am… she doesn’t have a clue who’s she’s meeting with at 5am other than horny punters on OF who are still up on benders and haven’t been to sleep yet

 

[Noseybonk]

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I hope she wants some panelling so we can recommend Daddy Delo - KHMs partner. Truff head will fall off and it will be a crossover of two of my fave threads

 

[Lonewolf]

Eee she was trying to flog that fluffy monstrosity the other day saying it would be perfect for the races

The weather is also atrocious here so I hope she gets caught in the biggest downpour ever and ends up looking like a drowned rat!!

 

[Villanelly]

I had no idea Sallie used to be Jane McDonald.

 

[Dot_Cotton]

little Capital One credit builder. I think she might have been declined

 

[MustardCactus]

Her new tiktok/reel the secret is you’re a brass, not because of the enabler

 

[Anna Delvey]

God it’s rinse and repeat isn’t it

Fucks off to some foreign country and is a slag
Comes home
Claims she’s mum of the year
Gets bored
Reminisces about her old life / childhood
Books another holiday
Fucks off on holiday again and slags about

 

[ne55d0g]

The way 'the baby's' first instinct is to do peace signs and pout in a mirror or when a camera is around is not normal

 

[RuEvenReal]

Surely to god no one is falling for that...

 

[Lonewolf]

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Shes not such the "independent babe boss" as she makes out is she why doesn't she do these things herself ffs I'm a single mother and I've decorated my whole house, laid flooring, flat-pack building , put up curtain poles,blinds, mow my own grass and have even laid a small fucking patio myself all while having a job and you know what I learnt myself as I can't simply afford to pay someone else to it!! Lazy bitch...

 

[Stripper Vicar]

A 13 year old should not be showing cleavage

Also i see the enabler is there to keep an eye on things, 1 eye on the kids and 1 on the door to make sure Sal don’t fuck off and leave her with the bill

 

[Villanelly]

If those lips burst spunk would ooze out, I’m sure of it.

 

[Sour Pickle]

The weirdest vibe I have seen for a kids party for a while (and that’s including the lunatic that is KHM). That kid stands no chance.

One of my own children is about to turn 13. Booked the trampoline park.

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Interesting choice of words

‘single mum who only provides financially’

That’s the only thing she provides, as a loving stable home and consistently present parent with a steady job is not applicable