Sallie Axl #51 The Tuebrook ostrich, having a wine and a line

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Cilla Slack

That @schullltz who she was with the first day has been out partying at Cavo and not one sign of old camel chops anywhere.
 
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Sir John Elton

She went to ground last time for sometime when she was off working in DXB

she’ll resurface tomorrow no doubt
 
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pussygolightly

Just wondering… the laws are quite strict in Dubai … has Sal managed to get herself banged up abroad lol
 
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Stripper Vicar

Sir John Elton said:
She went to ground last time for sometime when she was off working in DXB

she’ll resurface tomorrow no doubt
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“OMG guys i slept for 18 hours. I am soyyy relaxed and ready for my birthday”

Her stories will look like this

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And it will just be her eye fucking herself and birthday messages from fellow sluts
 
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Fat-tits

She's having to dunk herself in sheep dip after the Sheikh shitfest from last night
 
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Cantbebotheredtomove

She always goes missing for a couple of days in dubs. Funny that

I won’t be happy until a boat party bucket hat, pump wearing rrrraaatt geerrrrrrrlllll drama happens and arfans appears
 
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wiganuser

Cantbebotheredtomove said:
She always goes missing for a couple of days in dubs. Funny that

I won’t be happy until a boat party bucket hat, pump wearing rrrraaatt geerrrrrrrlllll drama happens and arfans appears
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Dragging herself to every hotel desperately using their WiFi and minesweeping drinks as she's skint
 
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FruityTooty


the happy birthday stories have started to roll in. Her mates done her dirty in this one
 
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RattyBumBum

Happy 43rd birthday Sal, hope this year brings you soyy many blessings. Hope the birthday bunny brings your bunk beds and a tattoo cover up session to hide ‘Dane’. And also your imaginary car fixed.
Hope the Arabs that have booked you stop shitting in your mouth long enough for you to have some cake.

All the best.

Your neighbours in Tuebrook xxxx
 
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Katewinsletsknee

You start feeling pity towards her (it’s momentary).
But Dubai on her own in a Laduree on her birthday - she is still being superficial & trying to give an impression.

But short story a few weeks ago I was in France - on my own & went into a laduree (because I needed a piss) spent £22 on a cake & a drink to justify having a piss - then sat there raging because it cost £22 for a piss.

Ps I FUCKING HATE MACARONS …
 

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Its_Me

Never feel sorry for her. Most people at her age are happy to have a nice meal with friends and family for their birthday. I would even go away for my birthday on my own , somewhere nice like a spa to have a day of pampering by myself. But flying off to Dubai to meet some fake friends in one of the most soulless places and sitting on your own in a mall just to flex for the gram when you’ve got kids at home who probably would love to see their mum on her birthday is just plain narcissistic. And weird.
 
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