Sallie Axl #51 The Tuebrook ostrich, having a wine and a line

[Tigger20]

Oh dear

 

[Chi4]

Perhaps the geezer paying for the range was paying for the gym membership

 

[Anna Delvey]

I don’t understand her car posts?

What’s a soul trader?

Why is the engine in the boot?

Is she driving it or just sat in it stationary


God my heads mashed

 

[Cilla Slack]

Ooooooh, Rat Gerrrrls! I was watching Val's stories yesterday evening and Mr Slack walked through the door, stopped, and said "Who's that advertising Solo Cars?" I told him it was "Scabby, you know...Lynsey's mate".

"She'll be banging the dad, then" he said as he walked back out.

 

[Cilla Slack]

I remember from her recent cooking on cocaine live that she said that she's got one of the kids over Christmas and she was considering spending it abroad. That probs means that The Enabler fancies another Turkey and Tinsel holiday in Tenerife, and Val will tag along looking for fresh meat.

 

[Anna Delvey]

Someone has clearly 'ruffled her feathers" soz I couldn't help it

If we don’t use this in the next thread title then im not playing anymore x

 

[Sir John Elton]

Making a kid eat bruschetta please get in the bin!!

Where’s da chicken nuggies????!

 

[GossipingWitch]

What's the point of paying business class to fly somewhere when it leaves you with no money when you get to your destination? And walking about on your own, clearly lying about losing the shopping you didn't buy! Make it make sense Val

 

[QueenBarb2]

She’s so fucking fake, seen what she’s just shared of that “podcast”

She’s Always saying she’s done her meditation each morning, when really she’s shoving a rancid rubber cock up her hairy taco like her life depends on it

 

[rhobh17]

didn’t she go and see Coldplay for her daughters birthday or have I got that wrong? I’m sure she did, and that post says took my friends to see Coldplay in a box.
minger

Harry styles for her daughters bday in a box. Where there was one sad looking birthday banner and our val got proper off her tits and think it’s the last time we ever saw happy healthy Pt x

 

[Cilla Slack]

Making out she’s in a salon … she’s legit in someone’s kitchen lol

OMG the absolute STATE of those foils!

 

[Elle__Dee]

Free tap water, to fill your glass up all day, as much as you want.

 

[Beachbabe]

Your vibe attracts your tribe……. VAL YOU HAVE JUST SPENT YOUR BIRTHDAY ON YOUR OWN!!!

 

[Cilla Slack]

Haha...Free The Tuebrook One Bum!

 

[Sallyspal]

Sal thinking drinking coffee is a flex is the funniest thing…. Mums who actually drink coffee actually need it from running after their kids

 

[Platformcrocs]

Jesus christ is that the Valmain blazer again?? Was hoping it got lost with the rest of her luggage.

This outfit is even better than the ostrich monstrosity from the wedding last month. She's outdone herself

 

[Elle__Dee]

Where do you even begin with that outfit?

 

[wiganuser]

Who fucks off their kids and goes to Dubai alone for their birthday?

Makes me laugh when she shows off business class with Emirates.

We all know that the punter has used his miles to get her there, ready to be shat on. Utter tragic.

Hope she's polished her ballet flats again

 

[RuEvenReal]

That lass on her podcast isn't even a Sex Therapist just some bint who's out of people to shag and is doing a 6 week course til her fanny heals up

 

[Shamelesshorse]

She’s racking up a good amount of ‘lost’ items for an insurance claim isn’t she