Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!

[silent.movie]

She’s bleeping nuts filming and driving, all to prove she’s in a different place?

I hope to Christ she loses her license

 

[Rraaaattttt ggeerrrrrllll]

I've had a nose and had a look at the van that Camperkings reposted and she best stop at Homie B's for a pop-up tent en route as there's no way her and Lisa are gonna be comfy having to literally snuggle eachother on the pullout in the back.

I think it's back out on hire on Tuesday, too, so she'll probably only be away for the weekend.

Of course, any longer than 12 hours with that littlest kids of hers and she can’t hack it. Apples don’t fall far from the tree and that van will have fuking 3 generations of the same nutbags in it all at once, fuking god help the campsite that they rock up at, hope Lisa has packed her cheap nasty wine again like when they went to a caravan park for the weekend and stashed it under the babies pram

 

[laughing]

Is it just a mini bus?

 

[ladymanc221]

She is proper tit at planning trips in the UK they have only just managed to get to Gloucester probably stuck in traffic and too busy preening and eye bleeping herself at the services and then shouting at her kids in the car park we do Manchester to Newquay in record time because we set off at crazy o'clock in the morning Val you dumb ass!!

 

[Jjjjj555]

Do kids in Liverpool get 8.5 weeks summer holidays?! In London its 6 weeks, unless your child is at private school, then it's 8. She said the dads get 4 weeks and she gets 4.5 weeks with the kids?! The math aint mathing!

 

[tish1996]

Nah same up north kids are off for 6 weeks private schools I think are 7 this way she’s got her maths wrong cause she definitely has no clue what her kids school time table is too busy at that gym in the infinity pool

 

[give me tea]

6 weeks they get. Unless val pays for private school now? Doubt it she can’t even buy them bunk beds

 

[wiganuser]

Looks like a dungeon where Sal gives blowies for crabsticks

 

[Viewer123]

Nah same up north kids are off for 6 weeks private schools I think are 7 this way she’s got her maths wrong cause she definitely has no clue what her kids school time table is too busy at that gym in the infinity pool

Mines in a free school up north and he gets 8 weeks…I can’t actually believe the camper van materialised…i mean she did book it last year so that’s one hell of a waiting list

just her and her kids .. who’s she trying to kid .. no judge in the land would let her take the kids away by herself!

I always thought just me and my ones meant by myself

 

[Sallyspal]

What’s this all about

 

[Tobodee]

What’s this all about

just came on to ask the same she’s probably planning on moving out there so she can fully abandon the kids

 

[Anna Delvey]

Some cryptic tit to keep everyone guessing. It’ll mean duck all

 

[Tigger20]

She met an Aussie guy in Mykonos probably.

 

[Lonewolf]

She'll be changing her name to "Sheila" next

 

[Trefl]

Someone mentioned her maybe having a man did they not? I reckon she’s read it and ran with it to make us wonder.
And speculate on that instead of her real day job

 

[Chi4]

Most probably got bummed by some Australian bloke in meeeeeyyykonos

 

[Ooo-TheNews]

There is no way she got back from Greece and got out in a Campervan that quickly.

We’ve got our own and it takes days to get sorted for short trips let alone anything longer.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Sheila’s Wheels

 

[Cilla Slack]

Looks like she's trying to go for the Aussie All-Surfing & All-Campervanning Girl aesthetic here, the soft bleep.

 

[Anna Delvey]

Looks like she's trying to go for the Aussie All-Surfing & All-Campervanning Girl aesthetic here, the soft bleep.


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ooof, she looks old here!