Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!

[winterwalks]

She’s got her pip assessment and needs to practice her best cry

 

[babylamadrama]

She’s releasing her album

 

[pussygolightly]

Anyone else think sals been nabbed by interpol for crimes against fashion .. ie wearing that dam bikini upside down

 

[silent.movie]

Just checked out her hosts IG stories, looks like it was her last day in Mykonos today, no wonder Baxel’s got off! Ran away before she has to pay her share of the villa

 

[Salsausagelips]

Saw these on SHEIN and thought of Val

Stop she will search for them now. Her arl flaps hanging out.

 

[Staple]

Feel like we are getting the same Salvador targeted ads as I just came here to note that this was a suggestion on my FV feed and it cracked me up :lol:

 

[Cilla Slack]

Welp...

 

[Stripper Vicar]

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[Dantee]

She will say she’s not feeling well - wonder if any non tattle bastards ever ask why?
Surely there can’t be many followers that aren’t on tattle?

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

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How are busy and broke opposite to each other? You can work hard and still be broke (like most people these days). Broke =/= lazy.

Also call me old fashioned but I prefer men to just be decent human beings, their wages don't really come into it. Would much rather be with a decent man than a rich one that I felt the need to stab in front of my kid.

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

How are busy and broke opposite to each other? You can work hard and still be broke (like most people these days). Broke =/= lazy.

Also call me old fashioned but I prefer men to just be decent human beings, their wages don't really come into it. Would much rather be with a decent man than a rich one that I felt the need to stab in front of my kid.

It’s not really a topic Sallie needs to overly worry herself about as she’s unlikely to get any type of man broke or not.

 

[Lovethesun]

Your telling me all that effort she puts into taking a million filtered videos of herself & writhing round filming herself like a crank is getting her nowhere …… no man would ever touch her

 

[Zxx1]

Saw this last night, how relevant right now

 

[Lyla001]

Sal biggin herself up that she left home ay 16 and went to Beefa , paid her own way etc.

Sal- some people join the army at 16 and fight for their country.

What the duck has she got to show for her life at nearly 40? Some crusty batty riders and clinging on to strangers.

Jog on hun

 

[silent.movie]

Why does she constantly have this external monologue of her life, like she was the greatest of all time for doing anything?

Love, you literally own nothing in your life, the only thing you have is your kids which you can’t wait to get rid of at any opportunity, you’re not some mad intrepid explorer with a million friends, you keep bringing up life events from 12 years ago… move the duck onnnnn

 

[MesaLoca]

I think she messages her international family on insta while they are posting their holiday stories and when they say "Oh yeah you should come it's amazing" she books a flight and just rocks up to their villa/apartments and expects to stay. She hasn't shown off her room or hotel has she? She will have said it's fine, she doesn't need a room of her own because she'll be out 'vibing' all the time. There'll be piles of stinking nylon hooker outfits and torn extensions all over their stylish villa. I bet it's so embarrassing for them.

 

[Cilla Slack]

you’re not some mad intrepid explorer with a million friends, you keep bringing up life events from 12 years ago… move the duck onnnnn

Valerie's teenage Ibiza holiday is the wool version of Meghan's Markle's dish soap ad Jackanory.

 

[FruityTooty]

I think she messages her international family on insta while they are posting their holiday stories and when they say "Oh yeah you should come it's amazing" she books a flight and just rocks up to their villa/apartments and expects to stay. She hasn't shown off her room or hotel has she? She will have said it's fine, she doesn't need a room of her own because she'll be out 'vibing' all the time. There'll be piles of stinking nylon hooker outfits and torn extensions all over their stylish villa. I bet it's so embarrassing for them.

Spot on this.

....and the constant monologue of her life story - move the duck on Val.You haven't exactly built a meaningful life since to be constantly revisiting the past.

Slept 24 hours? My A R S E
And missing your babies so much that you're staying another week? Also my A R S E

Shittest Mum to ever walk the planet her!

 

[pussygolightly]

So much for missing her kids … obviously got another job

 

[Cilla Slack]

Slept 24 hours, more like spent all day trying to scrub the skids out of those white string pants as they were all going to a White Ball last night for the last night before they head off to tour Italy with the DJ they are with. '

Where's she gonna stay? Hahaha.