Her nose looks like it’s made from plasticine
Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!
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When she was on Botched she said she wanted a ‘pikachu nose’ I couldn’t work out what she meant since the pikachu pokemon character doesn’t have a nose he has a dot on his face. Maybe this is it 🫣
Fuckin hell she looks like a Dr Seuss character 
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I was wondering what she’d had done at MCR, must have been nose filler to attempt to achieve a “ski slope” but in reality has just ended up looking like the child catcher from Chitty Bang Bang…
How does she breath through her nose, her nostrils look so small! Also, why is her earring literally hanging on for dear life at the bottom of her ear??! She’s a mess. And those sunglasses are rare.
Argh one of my work colleagues ear lobes split and she never realised she could get it stitched up, so she just sellotapes over it and sticks an earring in the tape! Knocks me sick when I see it, esp since I never even noticed and was in blissful ignorance until she pointed it out!
There needs to be a multiple emoji option
It made me laugh at first but then when the reality of what she does sinks in it’s deffo wow face emoji. Sellotape? People are bizarre
Like literally there are about 3 shops in town that have a sign outside saying they do ear lobe repair, it's probably a 5 mins job and about 2 stitches, just pop in and do it. Don't be taping over ffs!
My ears are stretched and them splitting is my worst fear 
She’s been wearing those big heavy hoop earrings too much I think. And you know how the saying goes…..the bigger the hoop the bigger the ho!! 
Right didn’t Sal say the kids have been with the dad for 4 weeks now she has them 4 weeks? Didn’t she go to Cornwall for 3 days an then the kids haven’t been seen since, well they was seen in Cornwall like
I’m more intrigued to how she snorts her Coke up it? No wonder talks like she cant breathe though it
She best hurry up and release her track if she wants her single to ‘be such a summer vibe’
Things that never happen chapter 8
I don’t really love chihuahuas but Elvis is so cute, she don’t deserve him. See the other day she tripped herself up when she said she doesn’t walk anywhere and forgot the way to her house. Either bullshitting or she don’t walk the poor dog.
It's Vegas isn't it
I knew it was wrong, was sitting here thinking I’m sure that’s not rightIt's Vegas isn't it
Elvis is something to do with SMD thread, one of the girls half brothers name is Presley and someone called him Elvis. Yeh it’s Vegas haha. Same thing Hahahahahaha bleeping deadI knew it was wrong, was sitting here thinking I’m sure that’s not right
I see what you meant and very true elvis/Vegas same thing 
he is a cutie tho and 100% she doesn't deserve him
bleeping Elvis nah but the dog is cute thou
nah but the dog is cute thou
How does she get a straw up there
Back to selling herself
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