Dear Valerie Baxel-Bean,Dear Bella.
I know we have never met before but I would lurrvve to come on holiday with you.
Love from Valerie Baxel (not Sallie Axl, I've never heard of her)
P.s can you lend me the money for the flight.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to say no to your offer. When your letter arrived it had an overpowering smell of Tuna and this is triggering for me.
It reminds me of a friend I had who stole from me. We shared a nightmare holiday together where hotel staff moved us to different rooms and refused to fill the jacuzzi because they believed the rotten stench was a hotel problem (it turned out to be the smelly tramp I was with). In the end it was so bad, I had to go home early.
I do hope you get your holiday! If you need extra funds, I’ve heard even people who ride dick like a granny can get money on Only Fans.
All the Best,
Bella x