Just showed the horse pics (and then he scrolled through her feed) to my husband and his comments, in order, are as follows:
1. Well she isn’t wearing a riding helmet and that’s wrong (#captainsensible wtf??)
2. She has those ‘stuck on tits’ and that’s gross.
3. What happened with her mouth? Grim. Wouldn’t want her mouth anywhere near me,
He was like “She looks filthy. Good filthy if I was drunk and horny. But fucking hell I’d never go a million miles of it in real life because god knows what she has.” She’d be good for an online wank tho. I love that we’re so honest with each other! Maybe why that’s why she does ok on OF?