Sallie Axl #27 has cancelled her subscription to being a mum

[trollinhell]

Like this comment if your finger and toenails don’t match but you have a lovely clean arse crack xoxox

 

[MmmB777]

When your on Only Fans but you ride like your Nan TRAGEDY

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

When you’ve got wonky boobs and Arfan robbed your Loubs. TRAGEDY.

 

[>^.^<]

Here Sal I fixed it for you

 

[Cagayu]

Here Sal lies in a tourist part of a Mexican town
Spain hates her and her bum crack is all brown
Ain’t never home she’s got dudes to bone
Looks like poo, crazy hair do
No ones loving you, loving youuuuuu
TRAGEDY

When your on Only Fans but you ride like your Nan TRAGEDY

Made a music video

 

[J2607]

Maybe it’s because I never go to these kind of clubs/resorts but people bringing out champagne in weird masks then being subject to a jet of smoke, whilst hangers on loiter around, screaming AYYYYYYY in the background, trying to get a free glass does not appeal to me, at all.

And why is there always a fucking saxophone I’d launch that into the sea. So passé.

All this place is missing is Wayne Lineker.

 

[MmmB777]

Of topic Scouse trololzzzz what can I do with my kid in Liverpool next week

Sack em off and go and get ragged by half of Tulum xoxo

 

[•Cheese•On•Toast•]

When you been ‘mislead’ by a Spanish Ged. TRAGEDY

 

[•Cheese•On•Toast•]

When you love the clout so your kids miss out. TRAGEDY

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

When you ooze red flags and call your mate a slag. TRAGEDY.

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

She Is Not Travelling
She is in a fucking resort taking part in organised activities and parties. I’m only surprised we haven’t seen a foam machine yet.
So fucking full of herself on her lives, calling anyone who stays in the UK with their kids so they can go to school ‘uncultured’ and ‘uneducated’ like she’s better than everyone. Did you hear her yesterday? ‘You don’t need to wait for school holidays, you can home school them..’ Can you imagine Sal trying to homeschool? What lessons are they getting? ‘How to best position a ring light’ and ‘How to cut your own hair when you haven’t taken enough money on HOLIDAY for a decent hairdresser’?

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

She can’t go anywhere can she?? She could go to fucking Antarctica and she’d find beef with a colony of penguins.

 

[Zxx1]

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Sallie axl #28 not bothered that kids are with their Nan, only crying cuz Lola stole her man

 

[MmmB777]

When your belly button looks prolapsed and your life’s collapsed - TRAGEDY

 

[Rraaaattttt ggeerrrrrllll]

Charley the holiday rep, no wonder she said he was helping her organise a trip to the islands, turtles, cenotes etc, he’s on fuking commission

 

[Tigger20]

When Charlys gone and you done no wrong
TRAGEDY

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

She was with him less than a week and then he was her partner. Wtf was she expecting? for him to fly back to her bedsit and put up the bunkbeds and pelmits for her and play step dad to the kids?

 

[MmmB777]

TRAGEDY....

When your extensions are shit and you live in a bedsit TRAGEDY

 

[Hamburglar]

When ya bum cracks stained brown and you act like a clown TRAGEDY

 

[trollinhell]

What Lolita said Is:

This person is not going to ruin my day or vacation or anything and I want to make a point. I think there is a big difference between jealousy and psychosis, that is, imagine things that are not real and I recommend going to the psychologist to treat this issue because it is not normal, nor is it healthy, nor is the only thing you do is hurt yourself if sane