Sallie Axl #25 I’m Sallie Axl it’s all about ME, I sell my crab flaps for 50p

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Do you know what, I was proper naive to think she was actually trying to get her shit together and was working on being a better person in general, I felt proper sorry for her and her life, hoped for the best for her

safe to say that opinion has gone - you can’t help liars who are only obsessed with looks, she’s not changed at all, she doesn’t control the narrative, the people of the internet control her

She never does. It’s a continuous cycle. She goes away to ‘work’ somewhere. Spends 3-4 weeks drinking, snorting and getting banged. Enters comedown territory and goes home with anxiety and regret. Then we get Zen Sallie with her plaits and her motivational posts, then it’s healthy Sal at the gym and the DJ sets and then finally it’s Mummy Sal for a month with the kid’s visits and ‘when I get them back’ plans. Rinse and repeat for evermore.

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Yes sals on tour!

been waiting for this shit show since alicanteyyyy, Sorroto and dubai boat trip

 

[Weezaweeza]

Thread title suggestion (can’t remember how she used to spell Sorrento but think I got it right!)

Sallie Axl: Tuna canoe on tour from Soroto to Talum, all funded by our Sal taking it up the square bum

 

[trollinhell]

Girls, we are all so much better than she will ever ever ever be. Fat, thin, tall, skint, rich, career gal, dog mum, doting mum... whatever we all are behind these accounts I can guarantee we are all better than she will ever be. We have more integrity than she has elastic in her fishy thongs.

she’s literally flown across the world to film porn, left her two kids, to. film.porn.

proper sket

 

[wiganuser]

Sal thinks its weird that some people dont drink a lot of water

I think it's weird having about 8ml dodgy lip filler, fat transferred to other parts of the body, injectable fillers, dodgy cat bumhole eyes and manmade aliexpress fibres on my skin...not even mentioning the marching powder she consumes.

Off ya trot Sal

 

[Stopiwanttogetoff]

Fat, old and an underachiever? no Sal

also, it’s possible to have custody of your kids and be successful and provide for their every need. I work full time and am on a good wage. So much so that even when I was suddenly widowed I didn’t need tax credits or housing benefit. BOSS BABE 4 kids, job, 5 bed house and car. Just because I spend some time discussing fake/lying insta huns doesn’t make me any of the things you presume. Oh and as for the ‘where are your kids right now?’ Question, the answer is tucked up in bed, by me.

 

[ksr96]

Pissing myself everything she does is for us here. Imagine living your whole life for people who spend a few mins a day on a forum

 

[notyourhunhun]

When she went to Thailand with S & G was there, there was no back packing going on ! She stayed in a fancy hotel !! Plus when she was in Dubai, all she wanted was to pose in the fancy hotels & pretend she was stopping there & not sleeping in Arfans airing cupboard !! Another complete contradiction, if you’re going to be a liar, you need to be a good one !!

 

[Blondie89]

Thread name suggestion, long time lurker

I’m Sallie Axl look at me in Tulum, I get it all for free just by taking it up the bum!

 

[Sophlou8]

The legs
she looks like she needs a double hip replacement
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I rarely comment on here anymore, it became far too much for me - to the point where I was refreshing the page every few minutes to see more posts (credit to you tattlers for keeping me SO entertained and providing the laughs) but it became a bit obsessive for me
This post really stood out though, how many images uploaded of her are edited?! Look at the door - it’s so wonky and her shadow doesn’t reflect her posture in the picture. I find it absolutely disgusting that people with a media presence edit their photos and constantly use filters. This is why sallie, and the vast majority of influencers keep getting botched face lifts, nose jobs, Botox etc - they all set a higher unachievable standard for themselves.
Sallie is in good shape, has a healthy weight and isn’t ugly, yet feels the need to morphe herself into someone she’s not. Then she’s the first to call everyone out for calling her ‘fat’ and ‘ugly’ when people commented on how different she looks when not using a filter. I’m honestly so sick of it, people like her make the rest of us feel insecure about their looks. I wish I’d have realised sooner just how many people edit their pictures, then maybe I wouldn’t be so hard on myself. And do you know what Sal? Maybe I am a bit fat, but at least I don’t suck my stomach in, pout, edit and use filters on my pictures. You don’t even look like yourself in person.

 

[wiganuser]

Look at that swollen coke bloat face
She always thinks she looks good for 34. Her face is like a 75 year old man's scrotum and let's not even start on that fucking lank mess of extensions, shes ROTTEN!

Where is this fucking mate of hers, defo gonna be some fall out, come on Sal

 

[notyourhunhun]

If I was fat, under achieving & jealous (actually I’m none of them Queen) at least I’d still see my kids every day The old Sal is coming back out, wasn’t so long ago she was all 5am club, body positivity, supporting women etc. Now she’s back to being a foul mouthed, bitchy Ho. And I have to say I’m here for it !!
She’s defo had a set back she wasn’t expecting with her situation with the kids & she’s done what she does best - loses her head & provides us with some cracking content !!

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Back on the 28th May?? So the 18th then Sal when you’ve fallen out with everyone and lost all your shoes again??

 

[FruityTooty]

Didn’t she say no smoking or drinking for 7 days before she sees the Shaman? There’s 20 Marlborough Lights right next to her. She’s a compulsive liar about every tiny detail even.

 

[QueenBarb2]

Jetting off for work = being paid to be bummed within an inch of her life by some foreign fucker abroad..

but shares a quote days earlier about not needing mens money

alright then Sal lad

 

[GollyGosh]

Why does she keep showing us dodgy out door areas of the places she is staying the unappealing outdoor empty hot tub and vacant bbq area. We all know they don’t have enough friends to fill that place for a party. This holiday is shit. Us lot could have more fun in weatherspoons on a lock down than flying half way around the world to share a salad. Fuck me im embarrassed for them. They can’t afford the Tulum lifestyle they are more Turkey than Tulum.

 

[Noteanoshade]

It’s knocking me sick that she’s travelled in them clothes for a day, festered in a hot car for 2 hours and then has whipped her leggings off around the pool. I feel minty after a short haul flight, I can’t imagine what old disco minge over there feels and smells like. I hope she doesn’t get in the pool she’ll cause a new pandemic by turning it into twat soup.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

“I only watch Australian tv now”

weird brag but ok

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Thread suggestion: Sallie does Dallas and a donkey

 

[Noteanoshade]

ex big brother contestant Sallie Pyzbrec is being held in a Peruvian jail after filming adult movie in the Sacred Valley, Peru entitled ‘up Sallie’s Valley, Pe-ew ’.