Eurgghh the last sentence of her column has left me feeling very queasy
I just lost my bleeping coffee down my nose!I doubt it.
You did not imagine it. Aesop Post Poo drops £20.... literally flushing money down the toiletGood morning Skidsters.
Am I imagining it or one year did SH recommend as a Christmas gift some drops you put down the bogger to make your shite smell less rank? I can imagine my Granny's excited face whilst unwrapping that.
Yes you are probably along the right tracks with a Christmas party themed column.
'Never too early to prepare. I personally loathe the enforced office party and always have but I understand some plebs have to attend said functions. If pressed I would always rock a bold red lip and a dizzying statement heel. A quick spritz of Chanel 5 grabbed from my Gucci clutch and I am ready to hit the dancefloor. 2am sees me sweaty but happy after jigging away to the Pet Shop Boys. I may visit the ladies for a quick makeup touch-up - Charlotte Tilbury is your best friend here - before returning for a last rousing Vogue-off with my girlfriends. Then a taxi home. Tired, hoarse but happy'.
oh God, I really fear after the La Mer lip balm confession, that this might be the tipping point & you ban me... I love those Aesop post poo drops! They somehow magically make my son’s tit stench disappear. Mind you, me being a skidmark myself, it might be that I’m immune.You did not imagine it. Aesop Post Poo drops £20.... literally flushing money down the toilet
I seriously considered buying them for my husband after she recommended them tbh ... No judgement from me !!.. I think a confession of all the things we have bought following Sali’s recommendations .... good and bad :oh God, I really fear after the La Mer lip balm confession, that this might be the tipping point & you ban me... I love those Aesop post poo drops! They somehow magically make my son’s tit stench disappear. Mind you, me being a skidmark myself, it might be that I’m immune.
I started testing various concoctions of essential oils for the stench tooI think the value of the poo drops very much depends on who you live with
I reckon the same principle works if you just put a drop of essential oil in the toilet pre-poo. Or a spritz if least fave perfume.
damnit I’ve given away the twop twips from my first very exclusive beauty column.
Me tooEurgghh the last sentence of her column has left me feeling very queasy
I absolutely do not get what is journalistic about the line ' I’ve never topless sunbathed in my life, and my chest shares a Dulux paint chart with blue. ' even as part of a discourse on what 'people' think the colour of a nude lip should be. It's part of a constant narrative in her online wittering to have an entirely constructed self-awareness of 'oh, I'm so afflicted but I'm so lighhearted about my own problems'.Eurgghh the last sentence of her column has left me feeling very queasy
The wanky London version of a basic witchGood morning Skidsters.
Am I imagining it or one year did SH recommend as a Christmas gift some drops you put down the bogger to make your shite smell less rank? I can imagine my Granny's excited face whilst unwrapping that.
Yes you are probably along the right tracks with a Christmas party themed column.
'Never too early to prepare. I personally loathe the enforced office party and always have but I understand some plebs have to attend said functions. If pressed I would always rock a bold red lip and a dizzying statement heel. A quick spritz of Chanel 5 grabbed from my Gucci clutch and I am ready to hit the dancefloor. 2am sees me sweaty but happy after jigging away to the Pet Shop Boys. I may visit the ladies for a quick makeup touch-up - Charlotte Tilbury is your best friend here - before returning for a last rousing Vogue-off with my girlfriends. Then a taxi home. Tired, hoarse but happy'.
As she never hesitates to remind us, she’s Brighton and/or Wales. Don’t foist her on us Londoners!The wanky London version of a basic witch
I had to work hard to resist the new velvet range, EL's video about all the undertones was dreamy to watchLisa Eldridge has a preorder for her Velvet nudes collection, do they get a mention?
Me too. And being on this forum has helped me to be more mindful/restrained about my spending on products.I had to work hard to resist the new velvet range, EL's video about all the undertones was dreamy to watch