Sali Hughes #40 The carbon footprint on that hair.

[Jelly Bean]

'Tablescape' Ridiculous.
I'd hate to be sitting so close to strangers tbh. Don't want to get into a covid debate but

 

[Aude]

I wonder whether she might have picked up the lurgy at that posh product launch last Thursday. The chairs were pretty close together and the room did look a bit airless...

Wouldn't want you to think I was enjoying that thought - of course I don't wish her harm - but I do find those lavish events that companies put on for journalists and influencers one the most distasteful aspects of the beauty industry.

 

[melfish]

I’ve said it before, but she’s just so thirsty. All those clashing labels. Whatever happened to a little decorum?

All those labels, and she still looks terrible. Hitching up the top so the Celine belt buckle shows is crass. And the trousers aren't made for short girls, Sali, they are 7/8 length as seen in her next story. Why is she so certain she's a fashion influencer when she can't even dress herself? No one needs to see this. It's pure label exhibitionism. Running a charity while dripping in unnecessary, ostentatious accessories is peak vulgarity imo

And now of all times, she chooses to put her exorbitant spending on blast. Read the fucking room. I don't know what anyone gains from following this woman

 

[melfish]

If she's so nerdy, why doesn't she know anything about science?

 

[Stillwater]

Going to bed with your make up on because you’re pissed and had a good night is a bit different from wearing make up to bed because you don’t want your life partner to see you without it isn’t it? Plus as is often referenced here She Here and C Moron declared it some sort of mental health issue if you couldn’t even go the corner shop sans warpaint. So, which is it? You do or you don’t comment on what other women get up to?

 

[SavetheDrama]

I’ve re-read the Bronte-Austen-Plath exchange several times now, still makes no sense to me.
Can someone help?

The person that commented was making a point that Sali may have gotten her wires crossed with what period of time those authors described in their books. Sali got her knickers in a twist because she can’t take criticism or a joke and referenced the commenter’s username, which is a Sylvia Plath reference, saying she doesn’t think Sylvia Plath is literally on Tattle. She assumed the person “criticising” is on Tattle, because who else would dare?
Honestly if you didn’t get it it’s not on you, it’s on her trying desperately to turn a phrase and failing. You know, like all people that make money writing would

 

[MakkaPakka]

The best new-gen dry shampoo | Sali Hughes

It absorbs dirt and grease – and my hair looks better for it

www.theguardian.com

With impeccable timing for the H&S campaign she's also telling us she doesn't use all that much shampoo and certainly not H&S. Expert content creator extraordinaire.

"It has allowed me to don a shower cap for five days in every week, and my hair looks better for it."

Better? Well....

 

[anais750185]

Do you think the Head and Shoulders director said we need big exasperated peri meno energy for this take
Because this is defo the vibe I give off on a hormonally challenging day...

Ha me too! Imagine take 254 - “Sal, can we please have a bit more exasperation and a slightly bigger eyeroll?”

Maybe there’s a confessional video coming - “After 18 cosseting months in comforting leisurewear, eating all the potatoes, I no longer knew who I was. Toilet selfies were becoming a struggle, as I stared at my unsheathed face and 3 grey hairs. In desperation, I accepted numerous free #presstreatments from big name salons, as I struggled to achieve the perfect shade of silver. My hair was FUCKED and then I knew there was only one thing for it - Head and Shoulders”

 

[Spurgyrose]

I actually used to work in PR in a specialised/technical field. I remember hating having to reach out to journalists as despite writing about this field they had little to no expertise, but felt they could get all high and mighty on us. In most cases I knew far more about the topic than they did, betrayed by their absoloutely moronic questions or feedback to our pitches. But they LOVED that we had to pander to them even if everyone knew their industry is basically shite these days.

Sali is 100% this type of journo, trying to find superiority where none is merited.

 

[rosemarina]

If you have 75 million foundations, why buy yet another fucking one just for testing purposes? No wonder the planet is on fire.

 

[AsterSalonen]

I always felt bad when I popped into my salon for my gratis fringe trim.

Getting free hairdo's that cost hundreds of pounds when you're wealthy is gross. She writes a few lines for the Guardian, and spends the rest of the time influencing and showing us her tayters. Surely she is not worthy of the freebies?

 

[SqualorVictoria]

This is why influencers are a boil on the arse of humanity

 

[Mselvista]

I struggle with anyone who is left wing also loving the queen. Lots profess to be republican but go all soft on the queen because she’s so great for some reason. Apart from the fact that she's still going at however old - having received the best of everything including medical care and experienced minimum stress her whole life - I fail to see what people actually like. Do they think they know anything about her other than what they've projected or rumour? Truly baffling. The only one who gets a free pass stanning HMQ is Alan Bennett (please protect him at all costs ) and even he had the good sense to decline a knighthood

Apologies for going completey off topic there

Sorry to go on but I've just remembered about all the bowing and curtsying that they observe even behind closed doors. If she was such a good sort as these liberal queens stans make out wouldn't she have dispensed with all of that nonsense. Keep the ritual for the state opening of Parliament if you must but otherwise stop being fucking daft

 

[Disillusioned]

That’s so apt that I’ll post the screenshot here for posterity, @Mselvista.

 

[anais750185]

Managing to appear rude and dismissive in an advert you’re getting paid loads to do is quite a skill. She SO doesn’t want to be there.

 

[melfish]

Or maybe below, since she's such a tiny Thumbelina

Off topic, but I don't understand the concept of being cheered by lipstick. I am sad, I apply lipstick, then ... I am sad with lipstick on?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I just had a look at their 'digital' section. I'd love to know why Sali left the previous agency which were supposedly aligned with her values in favour of an influencer heavy agency

I'll give you one clue...

 

[rosemarina]

I’ve said it before, but she’s just so thirsty. All those clashing labels. Whatever happened to a little decorum?

There’s a fucking pandemic on, people have lost jobs and had their incomes slashed. Household bills have rocketed. Is now REALLY the time to display her desperate nouveau riche leanings?

 

[Missypissy]

Someone asked for a wardrobe tour and She Here replies "nope. Too exposing"
Why is posting a picture of yourself "asleep" in bed less exposing than opening your wardrobe doors?
Why is showing endless mirror selfies of everything you wear including yer jamas less exposing than clothes hanging in a wardrobe?
Also who the actual fuck wants to see inside her wardrobe? Get onto this thing called Netflix love...ya mind will be blown.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Hair gifted? Does she mean AD?

Written in 2014. The word is even more hateful now that Instahuns have latched onto it. Kindly or unkindly.

'Gift' Is Not a Verb

It may be useful to distinguish gift-giving from giving of other kinds; on the other hand, the word brings out the worst in us all.

www.theatlantic.com

I didn’t pay doesn’t have the same ring to it.