SqualorVictoria
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Also, I'm surprised by the Spanish wellness retreat. I feel that a few years ago the wellness retreat would have been mocked in a Pool thinkpiece so I bring you my imagining, writing in the style of SH
"There's been a plethora of white, rich, thin girls with a thigh gap posting about wellness retreats on Instagram. I don't love a stick of asparagus and yoga, myself. Beaches have always bored me. For me it is much more edifying, cheering, gladdening, to clear some space in my diary and chin cheese and vodka with girlfriends. Madonna and Petshop Boys on the decks and dancing til dawn- messy and imperfect, just like real life. It resets the dial in a way no wellness retreat ever could and I emerge revitalised and invigorated- I'm convinced that wellness retreats are an expensive cult and I'll brook no riposte"
"There's been a plethora of white, rich, thin girls with a thigh gap posting about wellness retreats on Instagram. I don't love a stick of asparagus and yoga, myself. Beaches have always bored me. For me it is much more edifying, cheering, gladdening, to clear some space in my diary and chin cheese and vodka with girlfriends. Madonna and Petshop Boys on the decks and dancing til dawn- messy and imperfect, just like real life. It resets the dial in a way no wellness retreat ever could and I emerge revitalised and invigorated- I'm convinced that wellness retreats are an expensive cult and I'll brook no riposte"
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