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Boredinthehouse

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This sums her up! I’ve had a baby for 5 mins, I am now an expert!
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Completely - does anyone remember her ‘Marge is 10 week old here is everything I know about raising a child’ carousel?? It was so heavily ‘ branded’ that it gave me the impression she wanted to turn it into a series but I’m very glad she didn’t…
 
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snarkydad

Oh my god she’s sharing her child choking
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She’s trying to put the feelers out as to if it would be acceptable- absolutely grotesque
 
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millibea

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I personally don’t think she’s as rich as some are making out.

Her dad will be on max 200k ish. After tax, for the lifestyle her family purport to have, that’s not that much. He’s not say, a huge business owner or major company ceo.

Also, yes that may have helped them buy a flat or given them a property injection but it doesn’t mean that she’s shopping at harrods food hall for the weekly shop.

If he’s a content editor, they are mostly on 50-70k ish usually. Unless he’s a founder, obv more

Also, the husband looks like a serial killer.
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She's certainly not as rich as the type of lifestyle she is trying to emulate requires, but I think there is a lot more money around her than the figures you're quoting. Zak is technically not the founder/CEO of TLDR but it's a close friend who he started at the same time as, as a trio, and he will be making very good money. While Saff's jobs have been so low in comparison it's basically performative careerism, her family are propping up a lot of it, mainly through past generosity like buying her car, they then got gifting their deposit so now have a relatively low mortgage. Though yes she absolutely wants to be perceived as someone that shops in Harrods meanwhile they get ASDA deliveries lol (I always thought this was so strange as she proclaims to be such a foodieeeeee and ASDA groceries are not exactly where you'll find the Ottolenghi black garlic type thing.) With Saff's spending habits she definitely likes to think she's a millionaire (I cannot get over the triple Cartier ring as a 'push present' - very normal levels of spending, yes) but she's maybe not from that level of generational wealth - but her dad (Tobyn Andreae) and uncles and brother all went to Eton which alone is around £52,000 per year (!)

In terms of uni era, unfortunately she was not very interesting but I will say she had no friends because she just drove home to see Zak every weekend and was a very clingy gf. Almost all the girls that were at her wedding don't speak to her anymore and she doesn't socialise with people her own age unless they're also clad in Gucci and doing their best Chelsea yummy mummy cosplay.

Just on the note of someone asking if she's on ozempic because she's lost weight: I think she's been fairly open online (as I only recall from IRL) about having an ED in the past and people often loose weight when they're breast feeding so I think probs best to not be speculating on people's bodies.
 
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snarkydad

millibea said:
She's certainly not as rich as the type of lifestyle she is trying to emulate requires, but I think there is a lot more money around her than the figures you're quoting. Zak is technically not the founder/CEO of TLDR but it's a close friend who he started at the same time as, as a trio, and he will be making very good money. While Saff's jobs have been so low in comparison it's basically performative careerism, her family are propping up a lot of it, mainly through past generosity like buying her car, they then got gifting their deposit so now have a relatively low mortgage. Though yes she absolutely wants to be perceived as someone that shops in Harrods meanwhile they get ASDA deliveries lol (I always thought this was so strange as she proclaims to be such a foodieeeeee and ASDA groceries are not exactly where you'll find the Ottolenghi black garlic type thing.) With Saff's spending habits she definitely likes to think she's a millionaire (I cannot get over the triple Cartier ring as a 'push present' - very normal levels of spending, yes) but she's maybe not from that level of generational wealth - but her dad (Tobyn Andreae) and uncles and brother all went to Eton which alone is around £52,000 per year (!)

In terms of uni era, unfortunately she was not very interesting but I will say she had no friends because she just drove home to see Zak every weekend and was a very clingy gf. Almost all the girls that were at her wedding don't speak to her anymore and she doesn't socialise with people her own age unless they're also clad in Gucci and doing their best Chelsea yummy mummy cosplay.

Just on the note of someone asking if she's on ozempic because she's lost weight: I think she's been fairly open online (as I only recall from IRL) about having an ED in the past and people often loose weight when they're breast feeding so I think probs best to not be speculating on people's bodies.
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Totally agree re body. His family have money too. Does TLDR actually generate a lot of money? They have very few followers compared to other companies
 
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I also agree about not snarking on her body, she has been open about struggling with an ED and the ozempic comment felt like a reach at best.

and yes, grotesque if she uses Margot choking as clickbait, or content at all. all for raising awareness, but not on the cost of the poor babys integrity
 
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Tweetypie

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I also agree about not snarking on her body, she has been open about struggling with an ED and the ozempic comment felt like a reach at best.

and yes, grotesque if she uses Margot choking as clickbait, or content at all. all for raising awareness, but not on the cost of the poor babys integrity
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Some of us haven’t watched every single video she posted so not really a reach when it’s rife in the influencer community right now.

I’m sure she is from money, but I know plenty of old etonians from my old career and they were all working for their current salaries, it wasn’t performative at all - they needed their pay cheque. Trust funds and inheritance sometimes don’t come in until much later in life.
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But to be clear I do agree that an ED is nothing to speculate about.
 
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Funkypigeoncom

I’m so glad she has a thread now! Been following with interest for a few months. It does annoy me how special she thinks she is for having a baby at 25; that’s only special because of her social class. Most working class women have been doing that for centuries. She’s so out of touch it’s unreal but I do enjoy her content 😂

Agree with previous posters on her dabbling with uploading a video of her child choking - in what world would that not be a massive privacy violation?! She had plastered the poor girl’s life online since conception though so clearly has no concept of that. She had some insta stories the other week getting very defensive about sharing her life online only being right because she’s always been a chronic oversharer; ok, but your daughter isn’t and has had no choice in this? Don’t think that thought has crossed her dim mind though. I really hope she was being genuine when she said all her influencing money is going in a pot for Margot as that’s the least she can do to make up for sharing her whole life with strangers on the internet without her consent.
 
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If I worked in marketing for one of these brands I would be annoying if someone showed PR products like this. It's such bad marketing when people show a pile of free stuff they were sent rather than using products organically in content. It puts me off buying from these brands so much when I see how much free things they give to people who don't need it and aren’t even making good content.
 
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snarkydad

Exactly, there’s too much there for one person I’d immediately think wtf. In this economy and this time of over consumption! If it’s a brand I use I stop buying from them email and let them know why
 
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curlywhirlygal

Nahhhhhh don’t ag off the cheese and onion pasty one of the ultimate things that greggs ever introduced!
I used to work with a really posh lady, they had money and when I mean money I mean money her daughter was at uni and they had never even had a mcds! Not even her daughter! 😂 honest to go these people are embarrassing
 
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She loves to talk about how she’s *suuuch a young mum* and she does look totally young! For a 45 year old
 
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