WHO DOES IT BETTER? MOM VS. DAD VLOG
There's a boys vs. girls competition about who can get dressed the fastest... this is gonna be a treat for the friendliest friends....?! Eduardo: "I don't need pants."
It's actually the footage from the day where they made the white Saconejoly's intro. "It was for a project that never happened." Yeah. I wonder why that is, after shower gate. Also, Jonathan has... um... an interesting catwalk walking style.
More recent footage:
1. Garden
tit. Jonathan is a knob. Without the children, no one would watch his Youtube.
2. Emilia's legs on display as she swivels on the chair with her legs in the air. The cute part of the footage ended before she did that if you ask me.
3. Anna is making dinner. It's a cooking tutorial for a Jamie Oliver recipe. I could literally watch the same thing cooked by actual Jamie Oliver and would be far less annoyed. The camera movements makes me dizzy. Can someone tell me why they recycle everything they've already shown on insta? It wasn't very interesting the first time, it's not any better now.
4. Eduardo is eating raw cookie dough. Dunno how you feel about that, but that's a huge no-go in my world. Salmonella and all.
5. The vlog camera is broken. Buy a new one for
duck's sake, don't beg for a freebie.
6. Recycled footage of Andrea eating sweetcorn off the table. In fact, Jonathan dumped a cup of sweetcorn on the table for him to eat. Jonathan calls Andrea a mental monkey. Well, that's better than calling him a tyrant? Andrea is probably choking on sweetcorn while Jonathan walks away, talking to the camera.
7. *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* Life is hard... four kids... six dogs... blah blah blah. Other families have more kids and real jobs. *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine* *whine*
8. The kids wake up
at 5am and that's a problem. Uhh, maybe because Anna's up so early and ends up accidentally waking them?! Or would it because they maybe have to go to bed at like 5.30 because the Princess needs to make her bedtime?
9. "Agencies and commercials and they want us to go to events..." FOR
duck'S SAKE.
10. Turns out, Jonathan killed the lawn because he never read the instructions. Called it.
11. STRAP YOUR CHILD IN PROPERLY! ...He dropped the camera while driving and squealed - honestly for a second I thought he was in a crash and we'd see Andrea flying through the windshield any second.
12. Re: The Tooth. It's still there. Just a little bit cleaner than before.