The moment Anna scared Alessia with that weird black owl and witch scream and alessia started crying.
Yep, Emilia in knickers.
Yep, Emilia in knickers.
Alessia doesn't even really know who her grandparents are anyway, let alone grandparents day at school! They're such a cold family!What the hell is grandparents day anyway and why does it matter?! Alessia is so young, she'll never remember whether or not she missed out on a grandparents day or not.
And as for picture day.., it's picture day every day at their house anyway.
more like Alex's is the first parent! And why does he call him Dre Dre or even sometimes Dr DreSo instead of picking poor dre dre off the floor when he's upset they stick adele on and he shuts upgive the poor kid a cuddle and show a bit of compassion alexa is basically there third parent
Ann a cares so much about her kids healthThe dog garden used to wrap around the house, but with his garden work he had done, he decided it was better to have a direct connection from the road to the garden. So he's taken the wrap around bit off and made the dog garden even smaller. Great idea for 6 dogs.
He's taking Alessia into London? But he was sick? And why does he need to reassure Anna that he will feed her a healthy lunch? Is it like when he was with Stacey and he grabbed the Fruitshot off the table and got the kids water instead?
Anna was being such a snob cos about Eddy having to learn two sentences for the school play, she said that it was a lot to learn because it's private school as opposed to state school because when she was young at state school she would only have to learn one of two words! Stupid thick bitch was probably chosen only to learn one of two words because she's thick! State schools put on plays with kids learning more than two words for it! Snooty bitch!I'll try to help out, @lemonandlime
Here are some of the stand out moments for me...
Andy is in one of the fancy rooms by himself and Jonny, as he walks out the front door, cries out for Emelia to get him because he's "destroying everything" (no, he's touching something). Anna shouts from the playroom "where is he?". Way to keep an eye on the baby!
Jonny gives us a quick shot of his crotch. Thanks, it's been ages
Anna feels sick about how much they have and wishes they had nothing. Sure you do, Princess.
Anna can't do the wash or clean the stains b/c she is out of laundry soap and carpet cleaner. Jonny could stop and pick some up at the shops on the way home from school but doing something that basic has become passé and they have no choice but to wait for it to be delivered.
The order arrives and Jonny laments over the use of plastic. Like, how everything is wrapped in plastic. He's nearly 40. Did he just notice this? Way to partake in the climate emergency hysteria that is sending children into depression. Ah, but that's your audience and that creepy Greta really "touched" you. Get rid of the Mercedes G wagon, Ferrari and Range Rover and stop having groceries delivered when you drive by that store every week day and could easily do it yourself with reusable bags. Total hypocrite, like most celebrity climate alarmists.
When the grocery order is finally delivered, Anna gets bitchy at Jonny for filming it because she thinks he's taking credit for doing all the work and she wants the credit for ticking the items on the Ocado website. Insignificant things like this matter when it's all you do.
Eddy has to memorise two sentences for school. Anna is beside herself.
Anna smells the laundry detergent like she's never smelled laundry detergent before. She clumsily shows us how she does laundry. Congratulations, Anna, you filled the reservoirs and pushed the buttons! Need a manicure now?
Jon gives another crotch shot walking to the car to collect Alessia from school.
Eddy and Anna torment Alessia several times to tears with a crow and spider from the Halloween decorations. Eddy won't stop when told and Jonny secretly loves it as he keeps filming it rather than stopping him.
Just another day in the life...
Notice how Jof is going over the top to show he really cares about Alessia since the cold shower incident!Not the content anyone wants to see. And taking the name content creators to a new level.
Where did J take Alessia? That caption might well have said "Anna told me to get her out of the house, so oma only has to look after Andrea." Or "We've realised we have a 3rd child who we probably should do things with. At least so people think we care about her.
Maybe the ex housekeeper took all the cleaning supplies with her
I remember one of the vlogs when that nasty bitch of a mother crept into Eddys bedroom ,he was about 2 or 3 years old and was in bed , she crept into his room with a scary mask on and scared him shitless!That unsettled me too. Jonathan was just warning E2 to not scare Alessia, and then Anna, Alessia's own mother, pounced at her screaming in a witch-like voice. Alessia was startled and upset and Anna started to laugh, no empathy. Kind of awkward and uncomfortable for Jonathan, as he couldn't tell off his wife for doing exactly what he'd warned his child not to do, the second before. The whole episode was weird.
I remember it was a daddy long leg in Emilia’s room and Anna, Eduardo, and Emilia were scared and J was laughing like a sicko.And about Eddy tormenting Alessia with the scary Halloween stuff and Jof telling him to stop, well Eddy has learned that shit from his own parents! Who can ever forget that vlog where Jof and Anna are scaring the shit out of Emilia and Eddy when they were little, with that flying insect and with the remote control spider!
That might be the happiest I've ever seen her.The moment Anna scared Alessia with that weird black owl and witch scream and alessia started crying.
Yep, Emilia in knickers.
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So true! She is all kinds of messed up...That might be the happiest I've ever seen her.
Those rattan placemats must be crawling w/ bacteria.My camera is so bad and it’s not a filter....
Well quite clearly it is because your camera seems fine to me
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I’m still feeling queasy but at the same time I’m pumping Beyoncé style weight loss “tea” in my system. How in the name of god if she’s feeling queasy is she drinking her ED mix every morning.
Oh my gosh! I sure hope that’s a leotard under the tee. Little girls undies aren’t normally black. My daughter would kill me years later if I did that to her! But, it’s still weird they would allow her to walk around like that on camera!The moment Anna scared Alessia with that weird black owl and witch scream and alessia started crying.
Yep, Emilia in knickers.
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Does Oma ever visit? She’s probably living in a failing house & sick of their BS.Alessia doesn't even really know who her grandparents are anyway, let alone grandparents day at school! They're such a cold family!
His 'fairytale' though - how the family would slaughter ONE animal once a year and eat it for an entire year. How would it possibly last a big family for an entire year, not to mention that keeping meat in the freezer for a year is a bit questionable.This vlog was so painful to watch...
So many trash from the weekly shop, yeah Jonathan, that’s why we buy our food every saturday from the farmers market where we bring our own cotton bags and where we actually buy a real, not processed food and make every meal from scratch. It’s easier to just blab about environment issues, how about you take some real measures and do something about it!
Everything about this photo is disgustingThe moment Anna scared Alessia with that weird black owl and witch scream and alessia started crying.
Yep, Emilia in knickers.
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And an open toilet lid & likely no baby proof toilet lock.View attachment 46263
Jonathan took it off her in the next story but why leave the tools in reach for the children anyway?! What if she held it a little differently?! What if she pressed the button? She got it while he was filming somewhere else, she could've drilled her eye out!
She looks medicated. If not, she’s off her meds.the big joke.
Does she watch the same vlogs as us orrrr?
Anna, happily sharing the IG story and “taking credit” for what Jonathan does.
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Heeeeeeere's Alessia! Call me the mean one, one more time Dad I dare ya. Getting her revenge for the cold showers.
Most UK supermarkets have stopped plastic bags with their deliveries. You previously had to pay extra for them, but now it's no longer available. Not sure why Ocado still has them. If Jonathan really cared so much, he could do his shopping with other supermarkets, but, ya know, it's not as expensive as Ocado so Anna would not like it.This vlog was so painful to watch...
So many trash from the weekly shop, yeah Jonathan, that’s why we buy our food every saturday from the farmers market where we bring our own cotton bags and where we actually buy a real, not processed food and make every meal from scratch. It’s easier to just blab about environment issues, how about you take some real measures and do something about it!
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