SacconeJolys #9 Almost as unstable as their children's car seats!

[Pinchme]

Just in case anyone is feeling a little low, or just wants a shoulder to cry on, well here you go, he's here for all of you.
Think I've just been sick in my mouth

 

[lemonandlime]

Just when I thought i couldn't despise this woman any more than I do, she does the whiniest of whiny sweat stories about the hardships of being a stay-at-home-Anna!!

1. Her WORST nightmare is missing appointments or being late... what a scary, scary recurring dream indeed.
2. Excuse me missy, keeping your stepford house immaculate for one week has been your one job, Stay-At-Home-Anna, everyone knows Jonathan and the nanny tend to the children, you didn't even go to your last baby's first day of school!
3. Working behind the scenes on brand deals my ass!! What brand deals? I mean, I feel very sorry for you if it takes you 5 hours to work out how to strategically place a box of weetabix on your breakfast table you entitled twat.
4. Nobody, absolutely nobody asks you how you do it at all - we all ask what the hell you do all day... and now we know. NOTHING. You didn't even practice piano with your child. But good thing that fucking playroom is immaculate, you really have your priorities straight!!!

And is "sorry I'm flashing you" her new intro?! I hate to say this but E1 flashed us more in last night's vlog........!

 

[DoseofReality]

That just now made me so upset, yes.
Think about it! They could be spending time with their little money makers. Dote on them, love on them, enjoy them when they work so hard to pay for that immaculate house. But they'd rather send them off to classes so that they don't have to look after them because they'd rather counsel strangers on the internet - what the fuck?

. Now I'm not saying that the kids don't benefit from that - I really think they do... but I also don't think 'school' would be necessary for a 1yr old.

In this family it is great to get them out of that grey prison and stimulate them somehow, so by all means, they should go to all classes they can go to... but I don't think for a second that their children's best interest's are kept in mind there at all. We can all agree that it's good for the kids, sure... but I honestly don't think they go to their classes because their parents want them to enjoy the class - they go so that they don't have to deal with them.

It is sad! Two people who have become "famous" and made a lot of money from their home. Anna said it was to make friends and not be lonely. Then when they had children they thought this is great because we get to stay at home with them while they're young and don't have to miss out. Each child and each dog was very much something they decided they wanted. They wanted the lifestyle, the show home, the Kardashian car, the staff, the private school, the merch, the tours, the phonecase. But the only way their children can have some normality and learn to socialise and explore is for them to be "outsourced" to other people. The 2 of them have no idea how to interact with people in real life. They are in the perfect position to give their kids material things and more importantly their time and attention, which they keep repeating is what is great about a YouTube career. Now it's like we just want to be alone in our grey home, to line our lips and rip up trees and put more trees in all day. Then watch other people walking around our home doing our dirty laundry for us. They really are a brand now and not a family.

Ahhh they've fucked me off today

 

[DoseofReality]

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Oh good god face of evil right there.. or should I say ‘typical rich white guy face’

Just in case anyone is feeling a little low, or just wants a shoulder to cry on, well here you go, he's here for all of you.
Think I've just been sick in my mouth

Holy fuck the narcissism is real! And that photo, shudders. Not that we ever doubted it. Like telling Stacey he saw himself as a shepherd or a school teacher. Your little rants have made absolutely no sense Jonathan other than for all of us here to laugh at your bullshit and ability to say many words without actually saying anything at all. But hey, they've tripped themselves up before with their own words, "a slap on the hand" "a cold shower" so go ahead Jon boi dig yourself a hole.

I just feel sorry for anyone who thinks they'll actually help them. Like all the people poring their hearts out to Anna about ED believing she'd help.

 

[VVV]

The bed thing has pissed me off. As a child, I always saw my mum worrying about if she was doing a good enough job.
You really have no idea Anna. You’re in your own messed up world. Sort yourself out. You have no real problems. I don’t care anymore. If your kids really do care about a creased bed sheet that nobody is going to see then you’ve truly already ruined them and their perspective on life.

The difference is that you lived in a home, the Saconejoly's live on a set.

 

[lemonandlime]

THE KIDS CHOSE THE DATE NIGHT RECRAP



We open with Anna alone with Andrea, he still has his cold so of course, he gets loaded up on Calpol. We're treated to the clips once again where she cleaned up the playroom.

Anna can't face the girls' bedroom, because... it's so messy and is stressing her out so much.

She's making Egg Mayo...Wraps... "Oh wait, Andrea doesn't like them." But she still made him one. She also tells us that she make him a extra big portion - like twice the size of Alessia's "because half of the food is going to end up on the floor." Fun for the cleaner!

Alessia is home from school and put down for a nap while Anna moans about state of the room. Doesn't look that messy to me at all, but I don't have her standards so there's that.

The Es get taken to Gymnastics while Jonathan is working on the garden again. For some reason he's wearing skin-tight leggings and I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

After Gymnastics, the Es say "Gymnastics is really short" Anna kind of rolls her eyes "I think it's really long." Yeah, cause she needs to be out of the house for that. Poor Princess.

It's nighttime and Jonathan finds out that his garden planting project blocked all the lights. I suppose people with an IQ of 130 wouldn't realise that putting a bush on top of a lamp would cause an issue.

It's the next day and Emilia, Andrea, and Jonathan play with the piano. Feet on the piano and all. LOL. I half expected Anna to come in and have a heart attack and am rather disappointed that didn't happen. Now all the kids are playing with the piano and my ears hurt. Also, I feel a bit sorry for that poor Piano.

We're with J and Alessia at the birthday party she went to, it's super cute.

Lately, Jonathan seems to be obsessed with making Alessia say I love daddy, I swear it's in every vlog, what's up with that, does he have such low self-esteem?

We're at Wagamama's and Jonathan says, there's a naughty side of the table - Alessia is on it of course - and he mentions that Andrea is on the good side when he shouldn't be?! The kids are so docile this time, it's such a difference to Emilia's birthday, maybe they really had some Calpol before they left the house. I mean, Anna was dishing it out in the morning. Per SOP, it needs to be pointed out that Alessia was messy with her food. Sigh.

We end with some dumb rant and I hate him for making a Friends reference that's all wrong! He's plugging his new IG Life Coach side hustle... god...why. OLIVIA POPE! Do your fucking job and stop this madness. "It's not just Jonathan...cause the video I filmed today about regret actually had Alessia in it." Ugh.

 

[Bon Qui Qui]

I'm sorry but Anna is a complete and total lunatic!!! Like she seriously needs mental health treatment ASAP!!! she talks about running to the toliet to vomit several times while she's still wearing lipstick!!!!! First of all fucking EWWWWW

Also who in their right mind doesn't immediately clean off their mouth after puking!!??? She's mentally insane. I'm not joking.
So either she's reapplying her lipstick after puking or she never cleans her mouth afterwards. Get some help Anna bc you clearly are not doing well.

Also you could go back and find video evidence of every single time Jonathan has been sick in 8 yrs she's publicly trashed him for being a baby and how dare he be sick bc when she's sick she just keeps going and pushes through. Lies! Everytime he's sick he's up filming editing and taking care of kids. If she so much as gets a cold she takes to bed all day while he does everything! Her lying is unbelievable.

Stop being a little bitch princess and get out of bed! If you feel well enough to run your gross vomit filled trap on IG you're well enough to get off your ass and take care of your kids.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Honestly starting to think every time there is an apple event, influencers across the Uk chuck their phones at a wall so they can come out with the same line

“I really think I’m gonna need a new phone because this is smashed to bits...”

Just buy a fucking phone if you want a fucking phone!!!!

 

[lemonandlime]

BABY GETS A NEW BIG GIRL BED (BUNKBED) RECRAP

I'm terrified by this picture of Anna in the thumbnail - so welcome to the SaconeJoly Horror Show I guess.

1. Remember when Jonathan said he wants to help the environment and all? Turns out, they had a warning about the Land Rover needing Adblue for a month and ignored it. They also chose not to let it get serviced because.... that would've been an hour's wait, and apparently Anna can't be bothered.

2. Anna is cleaning... at a snail's pace. She couldn't go any slower if she tried. Her life is so hard.

3. The new bed is here, it's not yet a bunkbed and they do an ad for it I guess...and try to make it fit. It doesn't really. They have this huge ass house with so many rooms and the girls have to share a room that barely has enough space for both beds. When Alessia is standing behind the slatted frame and it looks like she's caged in, Jonathan says "This could be the new naughty corner."

4. Anna is cooking the thing we saw her cooking yesterday - the small pan of pasta that she expected to get leftovers from. Why do you make dinner at 3pm, Princess?

5. Anna picked up dog poo. Wonderful. We've seen all of this on instagram already.

6. Jonathan attempt to pull out Eduardo's tooth even though he is terrified and crying. Honestly, get your own brown tooth removed and don't make your child cry you stupid moron!

The vlog was so mind-numbingly boring I don't even know what to say, it's possibly their worst ever.

 

[lemonandlime]

"This is a lot, so I'm sure there will be plenty left over tomorrow."
Are we looking at the same pan, Princess?

 

[lemonandlime]

POST PREGNANT MORNING ROUTINE RECRAP...of sorts.

1. Andrea smears food everywhere. We know. We don't need to see every day. Strategically placed Weetabix box on the table. Anna working hard on her brand deals.

2. Emilia's hair gets done in the kitchen for some reason.

3. Anna makes her lemon ginger detox tee - you know, the one we've known since forever from WIAW. It's a proper tea tutorial. While Anna is doing this, the As are by themselves in the playroom. "They're fine." She keeps banging on about the tea, for all we know Andrea is falling down the stairs or climbing up the shelves.

4. Jonathan made Emilia's bed - Anna appears not to be satisfied and... talks about Alessia's new knickers. Totally necessary.

5. Andrea can't go to baby ballet because Jonathan can't carry two kids in the rain - and Anna of course is too lazy to come and bring him, too. #princess

6. Beating a dead horse: Alessia isn't strapped in properly and wearing a puffy coat. But the friendliest friends are treated to some nice shots of her bare legs!

7. Andrea has building blocks! That's refreshing! He also has a plastic bib at lunch. Hey there, Anna, we see you read on Tattle!

8. Eduardo still has to read in the car - doing homework at tables or at the house is overrated, I know. And I guess Anna prefers to stand in front of the mirror when she's at home. Or contemplating her next wax.

9. The As drive on a gator by themselves and nearly crash, Jonathan isn't super close by and if Andrea falls off, Alessia can run over him. No big deal, they've got four money makers, they can spare a tyrant.

10. They have so much land, they can go for walks on the grounds and it feels like they're so far away... but there's the lovely buzz of the motorway so you know you're not.

I'm left to wonder why the vlog is called post pregnant routine - Oh wait, that caters to a special kind of audience, too. I mean, Anna hasn't been pregnant in 13 months or so, but sure... that's a nice title and we need CLICKBAIT. The video showed the entire day, so not even the morning bit is true. LOL.

 

[Bon Qui Qui]

After watching Anna's latest IG stories it has become so blindly obvious how FAKE all these bitches are. I mean I always knew influencers were basically preforming monkeys but damn the way all these girls are going on about how amazing each other are sounds so fake and slimy! They sound like a bunch of used car salesman.
All this fakery to earn a bigger following but of course it's under the umbrella of "women supporting women".
They're all gross greedy snakes who would literally do anything for money! Even ramble on about Anna being a great mother! I'm sure they all know they're lying threw their teeth when they made those statements.

 

[nco88]

Annas late father was friends with my aunt and he saw this coming when she was a teenager. Jonny is his worst nightmare. She was always a label snob and very superficial, my cousins went to the same schools as her, very unusual school combination here in Cork.

 

[Silverheel]

Fuck me sideways. Jonathan may be annoying but he takes care of the kids on his own and does a lot. Did she really ask her sister to come up and help her with the kids?

 

[Eileen_2019]

You have to stick to the narrative. Alessia is difficult and naughty.....

And about them having split up.... I suspect he's sleeping in the nursery (his annex is an absolute tip! He's now got his computers downstairs and the annex is filled with 'shed stuff'), because he's not allowed to wake Anna when he finally makes it to bed, and he doesn't want Anna to wake him up at 5. They may not have actually split up, but there's no love there and certainly no partnership.

 

[VVV]

I'll try to help out, @lemonandlime

Here are some of the stand out moments for me...

Andy is in one of the fancy rooms by himself and Jonny, as he walks out the front door, cries out for Emelia to get him because he's "destroying everything" (no, he's touching something). Anna shouts from the playroom "where is he?". Way to keep an eye on the baby!

Jonny gives us a quick shot of his crotch. Thanks, it's been ages

Anna feels sick about how much they have and wishes they had nothing. Sure you do, Princess.

Anna can't do the wash or clean the stains b/c she is out of laundry soap and carpet cleaner. Jonny could stop and pick some up at the shops on the way home from school but doing something that basic has become passé and they have no choice but to wait for it to be delivered.

The order arrives and Jonny laments over the use of plastic. Like, how everything is wrapped in plastic. He's nearly 40. Did he just notice this? Way to partake in the climate emergency hysteria that is sending children into depression. Ah, but that's your audience and that creepy Greta really "touched" you. Get rid of the Mercedes G wagon, Ferrari and Range Rover and stop having groceries delivered when you drive by that store every week day and could easily do it yourself with reusable bags. Total hypocrite, like most celebrity climate alarmists.

When the grocery order is finally delivered, Anna gets bitchy at Jonny for filming it because she thinks he's taking credit for doing all the work and she wants the credit for ticking the items on the Ocado website. Insignificant things like this matter when it's all you do.

Eddy has to memorise two sentences for school. Anna is beside herself.

Anna smells the laundry detergent like she's never smelled laundry detergent before. She clumsily shows us how she does laundry. Congratulations, Anna, you filled the reservoirs and pushed the buttons! Need a manicure now?

Jon gives another crotch shot walking to the car to collect Alessia from school.

Eddy and Anna torment Alessia several times to tears with a crow and spider from the Halloween decorations. Eddy won't stop when told and Jonny secretly loves it as he keeps filming it rather than stopping him.

Just another day in the life...

 

[Fatima]

I swear everyday is a new day with them.
It’s getting worse.

Oh Anna I’m still waiting for you to answer teenagers’ questions or show your support after your “ED video”, like you suggested.

 

[DoseofReality]

Tooth pain is the worst I hope you get some respite soon. Wisdom teeth are a real pain, I found C Section recovery easier. Orajel always helps me, if you can get some/an equivalent.

Thank you. If only they made us wiser.

How can you say you hate a stage of child development. Sure, some things are more challenging and require more effort as a mother but to say you hate it!
It’s like saying you hate when they start crawling because they could get into things they shouldn’t or you hate when they start walking because you have to keep an eye on them more or you hate when they start talking because they can tell you no.
To me it is strange especially for a woman who has chosen to have FOUR children.
Shouldn’t she be proud of her son? She’s acting as though he’s just a chore. She’s not even busy, she’s at home all day without any chores to do so surely she can watch her own baby that’s why she chose this “job” right? To be able to stay home with her kids whilst they’re young. Nope! She hates this stage.
Also it really annoys me how instead of helping the children and teaching them not to climb as it’s dangerous she grabs her phone, films it for the strangers of the world and tells them that she hates what he’s doing. How about helping him down and telling him not to climb the high chair! Problem solved.

Hates this stage but it's good for content. She hates it because she can't handle them having a mind of their own and not just stay in one place looking pretty in their #gifted clothes. And also because she has to do more parenting. Once they're off the boob she just can't cope and hands them over to Jonathan, the nanny, school or the dogs. Like you say she CHOSE to have 4 children. Bloody parent them!

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

THE KIDS CHOSE THE DATE NIGHT RECRAP



We open with Anna alone with Andrea, he still has his cold so of course, he gets loaded up on Calpol. We're treated to the clips once again where she cleaned up the playroom.

Anna can't face the girls' bedroom, because... it's so messy and is stressing her out so much.

She's making Egg Mayo...Wraps... "Oh wait, Andrea doesn't like them." But she still made him one. She also tells us that she make him a extra big portion - like twice the size of Alessia's "because half of the food is going to end up on the floor." Fun for the cleaner!

Alessia is home from school and put down for a nap while Anna moans about state of the room. Doesn't look that messy to me at all, but I don't have her standards so there's that.

The Es get taken to Gymnastics while Jonathan is working on the garden again. For some reason he's wearing skin-tight leggings and I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

After Gymnastics, the Es say "Gymnastics is really short" Anna kind of rolls her eyes "I think it's really long." Yeah, cause she needs to be out of the house for that. Poor Princess.

It's nighttime and Jonathan finds out that his garden planting project blocked all the lights. I suppose people with an IQ of 130 wouldn't realise that putting a bush on top of a lamp would cause an issue.

It's the next day and Emilia, Andrea, and Jonathan play with the piano. Feet on the piano and all. LOL. I half expected Anna to come in and have a heart attack and am rather disappointed that didn't happen. Now all the kids are playing with the piano and my ears hurt. Also, I feel a bit sorry for that poor Piano.

We're with J and Alessia at the birthday party she went to, it's super cute.

Lately, Jonathan seems to be obsessed with making Alessia say I love daddy, I swear it's in every vlog, what's up with that, does he have such low self-esteem?

We're at Wagamama's and Jonathan says, there's a naughty side of the table - Alessia is on it of course - and he mentions that Andrea is on the good side when he shouldn't be?! The kids are so docile this time, it's such a difference to Emilia's birthday, maybe they really had some Calpol before they left the house. I mean, Anna was dishing it out in the morning. Per SOP, it needs to be pointed out that Alessia was messy with her food. Sigh.

We end with some dumb rant and I hate him for making a Friends reference that's all wrong! He's plugging his new IG Life Coach side hustle... god...why. OLIVIA POPE! Do your fucking job and stop this madness. "It's not just Jonathan...cause the video I filmed today about regret actually had Alessia in it." Ugh.

when emilia and andrea were sitting at the piano on their own it was sweet the j came in and ruined it and basically encouraged them to be silly with it. why does he always fucking interrupt his kids, i mean everyone really!

SHIT. I JUST GOT A REPLY ON THE COMMENT I POSTED ON THEIR VLOG!

when emilia and andrea were sitting at the piano on their own it was sweet the j came in and ruined it and basically encouraged them to be silly with it. why does he always fucking interrupt his kids, i mean everyone really!

SHIT. I JUST GOT A REPLY ON THE COMMENT I POSTED ON THEIR VLOG!

Just realised that he's put thinks instead of things! IQ of 130 right there.

 

[Fatima]

Honestly it's so dangerous he's putting any "mental health help" content out there when he doesn't have the first clue about how to be a normal functioning adult.

The point is, he is in NO position whatsoever to influence young and vulnerable people.

And Anna said in her ED video that sometimes she fears for him when she doesn’t find him in the house because has mental health problems so he isn’t the right person to give advices, let alone the fact that he hasn’t a degree, is not a professional even if it’s « just » advices.

But we are in 2019 so any « influencers » could be any profession because they proclaim themselves so.