SacconeJolys #85 four-year-old wrecks the house and siblings, but it’s okay, he probably just had a bad day

[JustSad123]

I came across a random camping YouTuber that was talking about shorts, he said that the main objective of them is to drive up watch time for monetizing purposes and to get the channel recommended in peoples algorithms.
I believe you need 4000 watch hours to be eligible to monetize, Jonathan has been biding time uploading recycled 30 second TikToks for quite awhile now. When he restarted his channel, he claimed that because it was essentially abandoned, he lost the rights to earn off it. So it makes sense as to why he has been only uploading shorts. $$$.

Clearly that is Jonathan’s aim with both of their personal channels. His one is doing much better than Anal’s (although he started uploading shorts to her’s not that long ago), and I really think the main channel is a lost cause at this point and he knows it!

I hate to think what the scheming little gnome is up to! Uploading every other day is starving the minions of their (lame) daily scheduled routine video. So yes, he probably hopes that they will rewatch something else instead, gaining another view or two while absent ie gaining more views off the same videos more than once = better engagement, inflated statistics & more money.

 

[Toffeebythesea]

I dont like the idea of being mean to children but my god do I agree, Emilia was vile in that video, and while yeah Anna did tell her that some people Can't have children, it came across as insincere, like woman if my niece or nephews said anything like Emilia did I wouldn't be laughing about it.

I am however slightly concerned about the amount of times Emilia stated that she has loads of and so many friends now... the over usage of "now" does have me wondering if she struggled to make friends for a while

Or more friends now because they're all.online

 

[Heidi77]

I take it the three recent tiktoks were filmed on the same day as E2 is in the same outfit with the obscenely short crop top in all of them.
I really wish I hadn't looked at the one about being in a car crash j seems to be pretending to have lost his head it's nothing short of sickening and to have come up with the idea obviously thinking it's good content no just no!!
It shouldn't even still be there so insensitive!

I find the other more offensive. Eddie dancing in a pink crop top.

 

[woolyroos]

She said jonathan could never eat it because of the amount of milk what about the cheese would that not be an issue for him too( if it were true)

Not necessarily. Only fresh cheese contains a lot of lactose. Harder cheese like gouda or cheddar are naturally extremely low in lactose and usually aren't a problem for people who are lactose intolerant.

 

[Mumofboys03]

I wonder if E2 was put in timeout for upsetting A1? Would explain why J just barged in the bathroom and why E2 was not responding because they were sulking. I also wonder if they spin the death of the trans girl to talk only about themselves and their perceived problems

 

[stargirl23]

What a bummer. But that's why I said "usually"...when it comes to intolerances there are never any rules that are true for every single person.
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I know that he isn't. I was talking about the lactose content of cheese in general. It's a common misconception that every cheese contains lots of lactose, when there are actually some that contain close to no lactose. (Disclosure: I'm neither a doctor nor lactose intolerant myself. I simply sold cheese in a deli department for a couple years and learned a thing or two...)

Yeah believe me I wish I could still eat cheese I know everyone’s different with what they can tolerate but my stomachs like no although with Joni I believe he’s not allergic to anything he just did it for attention cause Alfie was having tests done if I remember correctly

 

[notimportant]

I had never heard of it before someone posted on here, it’s really messed up that this type of shit is allowed. Jonathan picked the one for little boys as well.

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[Wills315]

and wasn't she only 13 when he said that he "married the wrong sister" (implying that he should've married her instead of anna) no wonder she wants noting to do with him

Are these on YouTube? Because how the fuck did he get away with that ? Disgusting little gremlin.

 

[Blue_ocean]

Catching up on annas stories alessia has officially joined rugby tots as she goes all the time anyway according to A are those kids not entitled to have something just for themselves! Rugby tots sent them what looks like a joining gift of coloured cones and oddly 3 coloured rugby balls let's hope they haven't enrolled edie aswell E2 ran in seconds later and must have been fuming that alessia had already chosen the pink one, what's the betting that he had a meltdown and had the ball taken from alessia and given to him

Bit of weirder one but i though E2s shoes were converse but anna posted muddy pink vans don't tell me they got yet another pair at some point whilst the others are having to make do with tired and worn ones?!

Obviously she has to share the gifts from trinny matts included.

For some strange reason shares E2s school work all about India ,ways of travelling there and pros and cons of those methods.
No idea what she finds funny as their all good answers and planes do unfortunately crash occasionally.
If that's not enough sharing his reading journal where you note down what books and pages you've read but he's been writing down what they've had for dinner and something about mum will get my eyes tested thank you

And lastly the delightful photo of Andrea half climbing on the counter whilst stood on the chair

 

[Demented Chicken]

Normal life, Personally and it is only my opinion, I think she leads a bizarre life and it's all of her own making.

(in bed at 7.30 and up at 5am..) now that alone is not normal for a stay at home mother who does not work outside the house.

She is ludicrously immature for a 35 year old, performing questionable tiktoks with her friend in a public space...and berating anyone who has the temerity to question the whole 'trans's issue with Eduardo/Edie, calling them passive aggressive transphobes.

Edited to say..you are a nicer person than I am @Demented Chicken

Ya it came across as nicer than I meant!

 

[misssunshineuk]

Not that I’m into doxxing but how did people find their house online?
When compared to the Ingham family at least the Ingham family are trying to make interesting content (despite being problematic). Jono literally just vlogged him taking out the bins…

 

[binkyboo]

Is she an alcohol drinker now because her bestie is?

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

Jonthans latest tktok...words fail me. I'm actually in shock

He has now officially crossed the lines of decency.

 

[Bol85]

The new Matilda is brilliant! I’m a 90’s kid & I love the original but there is room for both in my life although we have listened to Revolting Children approx 3 million times since December, it is making my ears bleed a bit at this point

 

[SarahN]

That's a story they told the internet. They had been using cold showers for years.

Yes I know that. But saying it was online they found it was a better narrative than saying it had been going on for years. Regardless, the advice came from somewhere

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

She’d probably get a face lift if it was offered free like her dentist Botox. Lol. I’m guessing the whole mommy makeover Jonathan was trying to get for free never worked out or maybe she decided not to do it? Can you imagine being that obsessed over your body and then when you start feeling good about yourself you have your little fat dumpy troll husband tell you you’re fat or you look bad in something? Or buy things too small for you so you “have something to work towards”. I can only imagine what he says about her face. I’m kind of feeling less bad for her now because she lets him abuse her kids and she doesn’t give a crap about her kids or dogs just Matt her bff.

Spot on, magnificent description of Jono

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

In todays vlog the kids don't want to play each other more bothered about their screens andrea was watching something with loads of subscribers and jonathan said thats what we need to do, he went to tell E2 and this where it gets concerning E2 is standing in the bathroom staring into the mirror, not posing or anything more like he was in some sort of trance not listening to anything just looking into the mirror

Next up yep rugby tots the venue moved yet he still filmed the surroundings and inside joking that the vending machines better and hopefully no more bounty incidents.

E2 is again taking part let's hope he has been enrolled otherwise its not fair to the other paying parents and children not everything needs to be edie centred that was Andrea's thing much like stagecoach was emilias thing now its all shared.

Would you believe it anna has a cold and is moaning about how bad she feels, she felt it days ago but it got worse after alessias friends party. I'm sure the parents will be thrilled to know she happily went and spread her germs around all of the party guests instead of leaving it with jonathan
Cue her lying in bed until its gone unlike when the children are poorly its business as usual then

And lastly its stagecoach time emilias chatting about what they've done so far and describing what part she got pigtails was a big clue I thinking Amanda thripp or hortensia or something along those lines.

For a split second i was hoping that would be Emilias time but nope E2 piped up and out became about him again.

Andrea signs the vlog off pretending to be jonathan.

BIB I couldn't understand most of what he was trying to say.

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

As bad as the video with Anna was... I dread to think what it would have been like with Jonathan.

He would decked Edie out like a drag queen

 

[Phnx_rising]

Surely to God his or her family must watch and have something to say.

Now I could be reaching, but some of Edies recent outfits do remind me of what Erika used to wear, then it got me wondering if she's even in contact with them any more?
Surely if she was she wouldn't want the kids in such a toxic environment.
I remember years ago Jonathan was trying to push her into doing YouTube and she seemed so uncomfortable to be around him

 

[Eileen_2019]

Yes I know that. But saying it was online they found it was a better narrative than saying it had been going on for years. Regardless, the advice came from somewhere

It would not surprise me if it came from the Saccone household.