ANNA IS GETTING SURGERY? VLOG RECRAP
Spoiler alert: the video has nothing to with surgery and Anna said she's not getting a boob job. So, clickbait. Anyway:
LMAO. I mean, in the intro, Anna is screaming "Mommy is very busy facetiming her pictures for Instagram." I gotta say I enjoy how ridiculous the new SJs are. Anna's going out with Botox Mom and two others. She wants a fancy outfit because one of the mothers is a stylist. LOL. Anna says she feels energised whenever she wears the colors the stylist matched her to. Okay then. Anna makes the bed...and does a pre-clean of the house...cleaned everything...and then has a cleaner coming over. She wants the house to look perfect...before the cleaner arrives. This is her weird perfectionist obsession. But... called it, all the staff got replaced, they can't be without them for too long. Andrea's causing a bit of havoc for her while she does her wearing half-assed cleaning. The witch actually shows off how she uses Facetune.... she claims she didn't take a lot of Selfies before because she saw so many wrinkles and blemishes and feels like she was the only one while everyone looked perfect...and apparently everyone else was using Facetune. Yeah, like you haven't? LOL. So, she claims she got it now and is messing around with it!! She claims she felt bad that a commenter said her skin looked really good "yeah but it's Facetune...everything post 32 is Facetune." Oh, and she says "I wouldn't get a boob job." Because she had a hard time getting her wisdom teeth out, so she's scared to go under again. Jonathan says "I wouldn't have a problem with you getting a boob job." LOL. Honestly, this is a compelete tit show but it is their best content in possible years. The Witch said "I would NEVER be attracted to a blonde guy, I have to be the blonde in the relationship." WHAT THE duck. "I've always been attracted to dads". She says, like Sandy Cohen / Peter Gallagher of THE OC instead of Adam Brody & Ben Mackenzie. Well, it's no surprise she's got daddy issues... but... to say she's always attracted to dads after telling us the shower story the other day... YUCK. We also find out she likes dad bods and wants to be the pretty one in the relationship and the Jobbit isn't allowed to go to the gym. She says she best gets on with women who are like Jonathan and apparently Sabrina is like Jonathan. They had a long convo about it and burned their lunch/dinner in the process. Andrea messed up the whole kitchen and Anna leaves Jonathan to tend to the mess while she's going out for dinner.
Jonathan rants about how his G Wagon is better than the Land Rover he had before and a whole bunch of car tit I don't care to repeat. Eduardo is back from school and we look at his drawings / comic whatever it is. Anna is cooking prawn risotto, Emilia is singing and then Anna's off to their dinner with botox mom, stylist mom and another mom. So, I think the kids were in it for all of 3 minutes out of 26, this is really the Jonathan and Anna show. Messy Lessi was the only child not to make an appearance at all. The end.
Spoiler alert: the video has nothing to with surgery and Anna said she's not getting a boob job. So, clickbait. Anyway:
LMAO. I mean, in the intro, Anna is screaming "Mommy is very busy facetiming her pictures for Instagram." I gotta say I enjoy how ridiculous the new SJs are. Anna's going out with Botox Mom and two others. She wants a fancy outfit because one of the mothers is a stylist. LOL. Anna says she feels energised whenever she wears the colors the stylist matched her to. Okay then. Anna makes the bed...and does a pre-clean of the house...cleaned everything...and then has a cleaner coming over. She wants the house to look perfect...before the cleaner arrives. This is her weird perfectionist obsession. But... called it, all the staff got replaced, they can't be without them for too long. Andrea's causing a bit of havoc for her while she does her wearing half-assed cleaning. The witch actually shows off how she uses Facetune.... she claims she didn't take a lot of Selfies before because she saw so many wrinkles and blemishes and feels like she was the only one while everyone looked perfect...and apparently everyone else was using Facetune. Yeah, like you haven't? LOL. So, she claims she got it now and is messing around with it!! She claims she felt bad that a commenter said her skin looked really good "yeah but it's Facetune...everything post 32 is Facetune." Oh, and she says "I wouldn't get a boob job." Because she had a hard time getting her wisdom teeth out, so she's scared to go under again. Jonathan says "I wouldn't have a problem with you getting a boob job." LOL. Honestly, this is a compelete tit show but it is their best content in possible years. The Witch said "I would NEVER be attracted to a blonde guy, I have to be the blonde in the relationship." WHAT THE duck. "I've always been attracted to dads". She says, like Sandy Cohen / Peter Gallagher of THE OC instead of Adam Brody & Ben Mackenzie. Well, it's no surprise she's got daddy issues... but... to say she's always attracted to dads after telling us the shower story the other day... YUCK. We also find out she likes dad bods and wants to be the pretty one in the relationship and the Jobbit isn't allowed to go to the gym. She says she best gets on with women who are like Jonathan and apparently Sabrina is like Jonathan. They had a long convo about it and burned their lunch/dinner in the process. Andrea messed up the whole kitchen and Anna leaves Jonathan to tend to the mess while she's going out for dinner.
Jonathan rants about how his G Wagon is better than the Land Rover he had before and a whole bunch of car tit I don't care to repeat. Eduardo is back from school and we look at his drawings / comic whatever it is. Anna is cooking prawn risotto, Emilia is singing and then Anna's off to their dinner with botox mom, stylist mom and another mom. So, I think the kids were in it for all of 3 minutes out of 26, this is really the Jonathan and Anna show. Messy Lessi was the only child not to make an appearance at all. The end.
I tried to watch yesterday’s but I just can’t handle the fakeness and the over acting. I fast forwarded most of the vlog. I was only still watching because I think Alessia is funny, so if she’s barely in the vlogs now I’m not going to be watching for those two clowns.
