HE RUINED CHRISTMAS VLOG RECRAP
They ask whether or not we want Vlogmas. Um, no. They say there could be Cleanmas, Sexmas....what? Yeah, seriously, let's not. All the kids are getting ready for school, the witch does a creepy voice and makes crazy faces like she's still trying to get her Kathie Lee Gifford on. Her hair is absolutely perfectly curled, shiny and everything - but she apologises for it anyway and says it's such a mess. IT'S NOT. Freakshow voice for the dogs. Then she puts coats on all the dogs...and we get to see just HOW
bleeping FILTHY THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!
She can't stop doing the voice, it's creeping me the
duck out. WHO ARE YOU WITCH?! Anna says "I always feel pregnant after I drink milk." WHAT THE HELL?
The As are taken shopping at Majestic Wines of all places...and Jonathan even suggests to the girl at the till that Majestic Wines should provide childcare while the parents go wine tasting. Umm. Sure. Brilliant idea.
Back at the house, Jonathan gives Anna a new iPhone 11 because she's been so good at YT lately. Not a freebie, I'm shocked. They realise they don't have enough decor for the size of their house and Jonathan already got a
bleeping Christmas tree - IT'S THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER. IT WON'T LAST YOU MORON!!! I don't think the tree stand even holds water - that tree is gonna be bald before it's December if the house is well-heated. Anna finds stockings for the kids, but Andrea doesn't have one yet, so she's begging the person who sent/gifted them to them back in 2017 to send another one...then corrects it and asks where it's from so she could get another one. So greedy!!!
Jonathan goes out for pizza with the Es and they talk about decorating the Christmas tree. Oh, it feels so early. He also suggests putting Andrea on top of the tree instead of the star. Great idea.
At the house, Anna put the decor up already and the kids put up some more.
And finally, Jonathan puts up the HUGE tree. There is water in the stand after all but I still don't think the tree is gonna last....
At the end, they beg for interactions. LOL. So, as usual, the title made no sense.