Hello! Another lurker who's so glad to have found this thread! I've been trying to catch up with previous threads but there's a lot to get through!!
I can only repeat what others have said. I used to wonder why she posed so strangely with her legs so far apart.
I used to admire her house. Until it finally clicked that all she did was post pictures of the same spaces, from a different perspective time and time again.
I used to envy her foreign travel. Until I realised that all she did was walk or cycle around, eat pizza/ice cream, and take photos of other people's houses. Where are the sights? The museums, the galleries? The culture and people? I mean, it's your holiday, do what you like. But this is supposed to be a travel guide???
The endless f-ing clichés. The hand hearts, the straw bags and hats. The vitamin sea. Farrow and ball downpipe. That rug with the design that looks like my toddler got hold of a biro and went mad.
The endless Soho farmhouse visits. Yes you're a member. We get it. Good for you. Does she think this tit is at all relatable? I didn't think you were supposed to take photos inside a private members club either.
The blog post on how her life is perfect and she doesn't want children and those ghastly kids on her flight home from Mallorca and then bam, 6m later she's pregnant without a shred of self awareness.
If any of you imagine she might share the realities of looking after a baby, think again. She won't. She only paints the perfect picture unless she's describing issues that are now resolved.
Oh there's more!. I don't want to go on too long!! Thanks for letting me get that out!!
Oh yes! 1 more thing! Whoever said they're like a retired couple, hit the absolute nail on the head.