RVKloves #4 Grabby and Grandad’s baby arrives, another moment commercialised

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Trying to imagine what they talk about at meal times. How plentiful the courgettes are this year? How nice the dog walk was ? Now they can discuss baby cluster feeding and bowel movements. Most frequent topic must be how many freebies she has snagged. But what did they talk about before? How difficult and tiring is to film Instastories?
 
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Nah, I think you’re overthinking it, I think she’s just put the baby in the same clothes for 2 days. I used to do that all the time as unless there’s a blow out or upchuck they don’t do anything to get mucky or smelly.
Lol @ blowout 💩 🤣

bleeping hell! Allotment produce 🤣 a courgette and a few other bits FGS!
She absolutely definitely addicted to social media. What a way to live your life!

Trying to imagine what they talk about at meal times. How plentiful the courgettes are this year? How nice the dog walk was ? Now they can discuss baby cluster feeding and bowel movements. Most frequent topic must be how many freebies she has snagged. But what did they talk about before? How difficult and tiring is to film Instastories?
‘Business plans’ I bet 🤣
 
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Anyone seen mummas amazing breakfast in bed....
Its toast yes a pievce of fu*(ing toast. Lets celebrate.
 
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Yippee Gramps has managed to be in a photo where he looks like an actual real person. Not the baby bath one where his hand is a completely different colour from his arm, but the after bath one
 
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Anyone seen mummas amazing breakfast in bed....
Its toast yes a pievce of fu*(ing toast. Lets celebrate.
on a bread board !!

Soon she’ll be lunging just to spite us! 😂
Actually though it galls me to say so 😂 she looks incredible ! Who would have thought she gave birth 10 days ago ?!

No way. It was only last week. She was using it wrong and decided to be snarky and bitchy when people offered advice.

She was told the head shouldn't be covered by the fabric. Instead of actually reading the instructions and being polite to the concerned followers who pay her bloody bills, she sent out passive aggressive stories and was completely rude in the comments, rolling eyes and claiming baby judgement.

It's fine to not know but she can't admit she got it wrong. Or apologise for being a witch. Just back to being a preechy know it all.

Last week vs now

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I never get why she is so offended when people offer advice , she has over shared sooo much including just over a year ago announcing she didn’t want children for a long time and did anyone agree with her ( bet that got her loads of likewise thinking followers ) then announced she had changed her mind ( more followers from a different dynamic ) more advise sought .....

🤦‍♀️🤪

And then she takes offence and turns on people who have actually fallen in to the trap of thinking they are ‘friends’ rather than followers 😂👍
 
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If my imaginary husband doesnt bring me my imaginary breakfast tray in the morning there will be trouble
 
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Hello! Another lurker who's so glad to have found this thread! I've been trying to catch up with previous threads but there's a lot to get through!!

I can only repeat what others have said. I used to wonder why she posed so strangely with her legs so far apart.

I used to admire her house. Until it finally clicked that all she did was post pictures of the same spaces, from a different perspective time and time again.

I used to envy her foreign travel. Until I realised that all she did was walk or cycle around, eat pizza/ice cream, and take photos of other people's houses. Where are the sights? The museums, the galleries? The culture and people? I mean, it's your holiday, do what you like. But this is supposed to be a travel guide???

The endless f-ing clichés. The hand hearts, the straw bags and hats. The vitamin sea. Farrow and ball downpipe. That rug with the design that looks like my toddler got hold of a biro and went mad.

The endless Soho farmhouse visits. Yes you're a member. We get it. Good for you. Does she think this tit is at all relatable? I didn't think you were supposed to take photos inside a private members club either.

The blog post on how her life is perfect and she doesn't want children and those ghastly kids on her flight home from Mallorca and then bam, 6m later she's pregnant without a shred of self awareness.

If any of you imagine she might share the realities of looking after a baby, think again. She won't. She only paints the perfect picture unless she's describing issues that are now resolved.

Oh there's more!. I don't want to go on too long!! Thanks for letting me get that out!!

Oh yes! 1 more thing! Whoever said they're like a retired couple, hit the absolute nail on the head.
 
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