RVK_Loves #27 Baby’s mum is styling the seasons, his cot's on the landing for various reasons.

[HashtagRealTalk]

Her response to 1971kezza makes my blood absolutely boil. No Grabby, Freya was NOT a pandemic baby or a 2020 baby and whilst Motherhood hasn’t been easy for anybody this past year YOU had your moment in the sun. You had your opportunity to parade your newborn around to your neighbours and friends and family and soakkkkkkk it alllll in....{and instead if I remember correctly she complained about being overwhelmed because everyone wanted to hold Freya etc so “escaped” the party early to piss off to wanky Soho House with her “favourite people” )...you had your Pinterest-laden Welcome to the World party, newborn photo shoots and even managed to have some semblance of a normal 1st birthday party because we weren’t in lockdown back in July...you had cafe dates with your Mama friends and access to normal baby classes back when {again if I remember correctly she didn’t bother doing anything like swimming because she didn’t think Freya would gain anything from it/no #kindlygifted classes were coughed up}....you took Freya to London on multiple occasions, squeezed in vacations and staycations whilst we have still been in a pandemic and pre-2020 went on holiday to three fucking continents across the two bloody hemispheres FFS. And As somebody who hasn’t had much of the above at all in my first year as a parent (we have had the fortune of a small staycation and meeting a few relatives pre lockdown) everything I’ve listed here is VERY much the icing on the cake and not the important stuff....
So no Grabby you’re not listening to what’s being said...as the saying goes we are all in the same storm but VERY much in different ships.

 

[quietasamouse]

Her post today really wound me up. I feel like she does nothing but complain. She has such an easy, charmed life and she takes it completely for granted. She chose to get pregnant, she knew there was a pandemic going on. I find her so hard to deal with because she honestly is living the life I dreamed of when I was younger. I always just wanted to be a stay at home mum, with a nice husband and a nice house.

She has it all and it all comes so easy to her. I have to work my arse off for every little thing I have. Fallen pregnant as soon as she wanted to - twice. And it turns out my husband and I can't have babies.

Complains about her husband working all the time and not seeing him but he has enough time to lay a new floor for her. I can't get mine to change a light fitting for me because he is literally working all the time.

She was complaining about not being able to see her family, and then she posted photos on her granparents doorstep! I get she was dropping off items and it's not the same as going in and sitting with them. I'd lost all my grandparents and my dad by the time I was her age.

She is so privileged and she has everything she could ever want or need. Lockdown is hard for everyone. I was glad there was a comment on that stupid post from today.

Sorry for the incoherent rambling. I just really needed to rant about her today!

 

[Sunshine&clouds]

This actually reflects what she's missing.

Eating dreamy pizza. Growing courgettes. Taking photos of pink doors. Thinking an Asian person on your flight is a member of Isis. Buying stuff from Primark. Doing hand heart shapes. Being nasty about relatives. Taking a photo of gelato before binning it because she doesn't eat anything with sugar, fat, alcohol, deep fried, or flavour. Photos of magnolias. Offloading Freya with parents. Naff passport style photos from Shoreditch House. Going somewhere with great culture and eating English food. Photos of her swinging her bag like a 5 year old. Nauseating photos of kissing that guy behind a hat. Taking photos of tiles. Having her nails tippexed. Photos of wisteria. Going on influencer jollies which do the company more harm than good. Driving 500 miles to take a photo of her looking at the ground. Going to France and buying baguettes and croissants. Photos on a bike at Soho House. Taking Freya somewhere dressed inappropriately for the weather and wearing age 14 clothes. Flat lays of passports, a panama hat and enormous sandals. Photos in front of a pink wall. Date nights with that guy. Photos of flowers against walls. Saying "Lady, my husband earns 10 x more than yours". Going to Italy and discovering it's really Italian. Photos of her standing on someone's beach hut/door step. Adding to the world record breaking basket collection. Having friends round for breakfast. Photos of blossom. Driving into London as it's too stressful being with peasants. Going to New York to shop at supermarkets and take photos of pumpkins. Sunday barbecue night with her family. Taking photos of colourful houses. Pink wellies ad nauseam. 'Hydrangea goals'. Reminding everyone for the 10 billionth time that she used to live in London. 'Family love'. Taking photos of her feet in virtually every continent on Earth. "I have this thing for tiles". Endless pizza photos. Going on holiday and moaning about all the tourists.


I could go on, but have practically lost the will to live.

 

[Sunshine&clouds]

Freya's nearly finished the ceiling on the landing nursery space.

 

[Jobagels]

RVK_Loves #28 Filthy house, grubby baby, she's 10x more slovenly than you, lady.

 

[Sunshine&clouds]

Grabby - "Fweya eat your naan bwead."
Freya - "What is it?"
Grabby - "It's like pizza, Chopsy."
Freya - "Questa non è pizza abbastanza." Translates to 'it's not pizza enough.' Freya can speak 23 languages already and is currently teaching her Mama, English, without much success.

 

[IndominusRex]

Thread title? : Money for bots but not for baby. Grabs has 10x worse priorities than you lady!

 

[Spoonfulofjam]

I would love to have children, desperate even, and I’m super lucky to have godchildren and nephews, but I find a certain group of mummy bloggers (and I have a friend in this pack) and their followers attach an excessive amount of praise to procreation. I’m absolutely in awe of anyone who has tried, has had a successful pregnancy and/or is raising a child but it’s not the absolute and this culture of raising mothers above all else for their fertility etc is pervasively unpleasant. Imagine this will be controversial but it makes me sad that my incredibly talented childless friends get nowhere near the same kind of kudos and support

 

[Onthehop]

What exactly has this toddler missed out on? She's seen family, been on holidays, been out to brunches...the list goes on. All she may have missed out on are some pretentious meet ups in a cafe where Grabby will order water only, and maybe a few baby group classes.

She should be much more concerned about the psychological effects of selling her daughter’s childhood and her lack of privacy.

 

[Skewbedu]

She's probably sad it's still winter, for various reasons and yet doesn't want Winter to end because it's so pretty. Yet looking forward to spring?, but not wishing time away, but looking forward to Spring flowers, although wishing Speing was over{¿?} because she wants to see some bunch of garden cliché in the bathtub plant fiasco. And yet, can't wish these precious weeks away, it's a difficult one, isn't it?

Makes me head spin...

 

[Sunshine&clouds]

'There's so, so much farming around all the countryside.'

She's right. I have never seen a wheat field in the middle of a city. How weird is that? Why aren't fields of cows in the middle of London?

Literally THE best time of my entire life, was when I was stuck behind a tractor loaded with potatoes heading to be processed for the supermarkets. Once lockdown is over, this is the first thing I'm going to do. []

 

[HashtagRealTalk]

Her comment about Frey-Bentos-Van-Gough wanting to create a piece of art for her unborn foetus brother made me actually laugh out loud. This is PRECISELY why there are 27 and counting pages on here about RVKLoves because honestly there is nothing Rebecca can’t find to brag about.

You can take away her luxury wanderlusty holidays, the ‘Grammable days out which are x10 more dreamy than yours lady, and it’s out of season for allotment gluts right now, so that leaves her with photographing the numerous tidier angles of her Beige Mansion and fabricated stories about toddler Freya to provide us with our daily dose of One-Up-manship. Imagine living your life that way....a constant innate drive to prove you are one {very wide legged} step ahead of everyone else's life stories. She 10000000000% has delusions of grandeur.

 

[HashtagRealTalk]

Too late for a Grabby allllllllllthehearts Valentines Day Bingo?!
- mason jar filled with valentines themed sweets
- valentines cards to each other {non comical obvs as no danger of any humour within a 5mile radius of Sterling towers....}
- “extra special exotic breakfast” of pain aux raisins and a strawberries
- homemade artwork from Freya van Gough
- photo of All you need is love card or something from years past with a caption lamenting how love really is all we need in a pandemic...who knew?!
- love heart jumper and cradling of bump circa 2018
- Date Night yummiest meal ever of something roasting-tin-esque and heavily laden with veggies or maybe a Jamie Oliver’s Green Mac n cheese revisit again...
- Reference to Freya reciting a love poem by Edgar Allen Poe, from memory because she is x10 more Verbally eloquent than anyone else’s 18month olds...

 

[helenmoorhouse]

I can’t help but think that barely any of these things are things she’s usually into/would be missing?? Beer gardens, dance floors, going out for roasts, fake tan, porn star martinis... and most of the rest is stuff she’s done anyway despite the lockdown/ restrictions

 

[Skewbedu]

I wonder if up to a year or so ago Grabby was living in a bubble. Thinking she was living the best life with this romantic Disney style love story with her perfect worldly older man who protected her from real life, took her on expensive holidays, didn't "make her work" etc

Then she discovered Tattle, we know she reads here (Hi Toots, you OK hun?) and suddenly she's married to a ginger child catcher with one pair of shorts and a creepy look in his eye.

Suddenly he's not the aspirational 'this guy' plastered all over the Gram, he's Benpecked/Gingy Saville/Child Catcher etc.

She's realised he's not a good brag point for her, so he's been taken off grid. So now we get shots, if at all, of the back of his head or his face covered by a chunk of Bentos and she's dialled down the 'this guy' nonsense.

Maybe we've wrecked the Sterling love story...

 

[DailyChatter]

The only reason to prioritise the spare room is because it’s her or Ben’s room. We’ve all said it and it’s screamingly obvious, especially as it seems she plans to keep hammy in the hall for years to come!!
New thread suggestion... Spent £900k to put Hammy in the hall, must be a tricky one being an insufferably spoilt fool

 

[Madamelurker123]

We see you Grabby did you spend a bit too much of your pocket money buying followers so you had to quickly cancel the order? Tut tut.

 

[HashtagRealTalk]

Don’t know about you guys but my Instagram has not so much been a celebration of a day of love today and more a vacuous, echo chamber of grand gestures and desperate charades from influencers to prove they are all having a better and more photogenic lockdown valentines day than each other...I appreciate everyone is bored out their fucking minds as we face another Winter month in lockdown but I had no idea quite so many people were clutching at straws for content at the minute and actually went out of their way to purchase/wear Valentines clothing, decorate their houses in heart shaped bunting and balloons, create entire spreads of food that are either heart shaped or happen to be the colour pink and generally spend time setting everything up so it all looks picture perfect for the ‘gram...(whilst also trying to convince me that they are living their best lives, living in the moment being all cosy at home with their cutsey families who they adore so much even if they are all secretly absolutely fucking sick of seeing each other day in day out at the moment.....hmmmmmm ok huns 🥱)

 

[Skewbedu]

So many questions...
Why does she have tulips covering her face?
More importantly why did she remove them from covering her face?
Why is she dressed as a picnic blanket?
If she wants white noise, why doesn't she listen to her wedding speech on repeat?

 

[Jobagels]

I knew they would claim furlough because they're an absolute bunch of cheating, scrounging scumbags. The worst kind of people, who claim to be wealthy because they're selfish and take as much as they can grab for themselves and give nothing back, because they know how to play their accounts.

Grabby does absolutely no work for that company. She's down as a director to take a wage and gain the tax perks of doing so. Then she had the cheek to claim SMP from a company she doesn't even work at, whilst still pulling in all her ad money from Instagram.

Now they're claiming furlough for staff that don't even work for there! We know Ben's working still, so that leaves him free to take in exactly he same amount of money he company always has, then get all those extra wages subsidised for a year! He could actually be profiting from the furlough scheme.

It's no wonder they go on 1000 holidays a year, even in a pandemic. They're a bunch of slimey crooks.

Surprised grabbys brother didn't whip up some pizzas for them considering he's cough got a business called Spinning {invisible} Pizzas

He probably probably only set that company up so he could furlough himself