Seconds after this photo was taken the rope snapped.
Ben "Oh no, the rope's snapped, I wonder why."
Rebecca "Well mend it then. Me and Fweya want to play in the snow."
Ben "Sorry girls, it's broken. I can mend it at home with more rope. We'd better go home now."
Rebecca *pouting* "I don't want to go home. We've only just got here."
Ben "We've been here for 17 hours. Aren't you hungry?"
Rebecca "I want to play in the snow!"
Ben "Come on, Freya's hungry and I suppose we should change your nappy."
Rebecca *Rolls around in the snow screaming*
Ben "If you're a good girl you can have some ice cream when we get home."
Rebecca *Loud scream* "I don't want ice cream, I want gelato."
Ben "Actually it is gelato, Daddy said the wrong word. Silly Daddy."
Rebecca "Do you pwomise it's gelato?"
Ben "I promise. Now come on, let put your wellies back on and zip up your coat."
Rebecca "OK Daddy."
Ben "Come on Freya, it's time to go home."
Freya "About bloody time. It's been 17 f'ing hours. By the way, it isn't gelato, it's 27p ice cream from Iceland."
Rebecca "Iceland wiv polar bears?"
Freya "No, Iceland where the food's really cheap. We go there when your free Hello Fresh boxes run out."
Rebecca "I don't like cheap stuff."
Freya "Well get off your arse and get a proper job with money. We can't eat 5000 baskets."
Ben "Freya, stop upsetting your sister, I mean Mama."
Freya "You hold her down, I'll get the gaffa tape."