RVK Loves #39 Pimp my {Rotting} Ride!

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

The language speaks volumes "hijacking our lunch", "invading our bed". She really views them as props not as members of her family.

 

[hereforthe_tea]

Oh Grabby Grubby you are so dull. + are a much better combo!

 

[Hashtagged]

She’ll be insufferable when Freya starts school… allll the juggle of the school run, goodness how does she manage to be such a super mum.

I can just imagine it now, out the house at 6am in the pitch black to get those 10k steps in nice and early with Frah Frah in her scruffy uniform with her hair all over the place on Grabbys shoulders while Waffy eats a spinach sweet potato waffle on the go in the ergo.

You got this mama. You got this.

 

[French toast]

She's insufferable. Latest post all about how Raffys lack of tongue tie was down to vitamin choice. As if herbs will determine something like that. Fuck off.

 

[Lola7286]

What’s with the lion association with raffy? I don’t get it?!
Is it like with Freya and the bees?!
Was raffy conceived in the toilets next to the lion enclosure at the zoo?!

 

[Dippyspaniel]

Dear Instagram.
Please don’t give her 90 second reels

yours gratefully
Everyone

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

So the environment is a reason to not have a third baby. Never seems concerned about the environment when she’s flitting off on repeat holidays to Cali/Italy or driving miles every week to get to the beach ?

 

[Clare]

Jesus Christ Alive. Rebecca please never never never do a speaking Ad again. So many questions! How did Wild Nutrition approve this garbage? Why do we need to hear her life story, she’s selling supplements not on This is Your Life with Michael Aspel? How did she speak without breathing for all those minutes, has she trained in cyclical breathwork? How is it possible that the courgette Waffy is nibbling on has more tone and personality than this idiot?
Also, talking about these vitamins as “miracle” supplements surely is not OK. Completely misleading. Needs reporting.

 

[Justcyrious]

I’d be really annoyed if I went for a meal to a nice place a somebody rocked up with a dirty double buggy looking like a circus tent with coughing kids inside. I’m not judging taking kids out even for a nice meal, we don’t have family around and didn’t feel comfortable to leave kids with a babysitter at such a young age so we’ve occasionally taken them out to nice places, but never ever looking scruffy and running around the place to tire them out. I won’t mention the sick part, it’s just too much.

 

[Skewbedu]

Questions -

Does you husband do any work?
Do you?

Is the gram more important than your kids' health?

Where did you get your sunglasses from? Can you get a refund on them?

 

[Skewbedu]

"Get yer teeth out,
Get yer teeth out,
Get yer teeth out for the ads"

 

[carriebooboo]

If petrol prices rise any further, Grabby's back-up plan:

 

[Lola7286]

Someone give those kiddos a magnum!

 

[Justine]

Another week where she stated Waffy was under the weather followed by a weekend of dragging him to a birthday party, the London Zoo (with extra animal shit for him, let's hope he had a good bath but I wouldn't bet too much on it...), Ikea and the allotment!
And she says she's exhausted after all this. If you are exhausted Grabby, imagine how it feels for your repeatedly sick 1yo...

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

I have just read back on some of her old blog posts. They got engaged on 7 September 2012, so she would have been 19 and just about to start the second year of her degree. But she states she’d already booked the venue, photographer and florist before the engagement and been to try on wedding dresses! That is truly warped! It is not normal behaviour and as has already been observed, her parents clearly facilitate the madness.

 

[MissTeddy]

People who allow their kids to roam around on planes is my number one pet hate!

i don’t think you understand… these aren’t ordinary children, these are Free Range Kiddos who Love to Travel and are Never Not Having Secret and Unique Holidays.

 

[RebeccaB77]

I see more of her tits than my own

 

[Skewbedu]

And he wears that pink striped Primark t shirt 10x more often than your husband, lady.

Does the man own any other clothes. Oh apart from that terrifying pink suit which I've genuinely tried to excise from my mind for my own health.

I hope Waffers coped ok with his bare feet on the hot pavement. How selfish of Bentos to not have grown out of her sandals so he could wear them instead.
Curious George really leads the most extraordinary life...

 

[Libertine]

The children look like a pair of ghosts they are so unwell, and there’s our thick Becky beaming at the camera because it’s the anniversary of being a child bride.

This photo has really upset me. I bet the children were quiet during lunch as they are both feverish.

 

[Skewbedu]

Shitterbag.

Was a pretentious idiot she really is. When I think I couldn't cringe harder, she somehow goes that extra (air)mile.

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