This 100%Why did she have a last minute dash for a turkey when Mumma K so clearly sent out family deliveries of Christmas dinner?????
RVK Loves #24 Now in tier 4, rules don’t apply – decamping to muma’s with ‘That Guy’
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- Question with alllllll the question marks ???? about best purchases to facilitate becoming a Mama to 2 children {and an unsubtle call out to allllllll the brands for a freebie double buggy....}
- Blog post to answer the many many many DMs she will have received about their TTC journey which will obviously include the phrases “we were so lucky” and probably allude to some magical pistachio, fertility gelato and that was consumed on their uneccesary but entirely “essential” conception trip to Venice #ohdreamyBambinoPacketHamlet
- Allllllll the emotions about Little-chopsy-wopsy-Chicklet-seaurchin-bentos-Freya becoming a big sister {and Alllllllll the broken heart/crying emojis but also “heart feeling so full” references because she experiences motherhood x10 more passionately than all of you....}
- Another post about how brilliant she has been feeling in pregnancy to answer alllllllllllll of those sheep kindly asking how she is, and how she’s been craving alllllllllll the chocolate and cheese {which of course she hasn’t...}
- Probably another post with an unrelated photo of their bathroom sink dithering on whether or not they will find out the gender... {she will undoubtedly ponder further as to whether it’s worth revealing this bit of info with the gram in a bid to get more freebies....}
- Digging out Bentos’ first outfits and hanging them up lamenting having another baby to be in them
- Any form of day out/trip to the park to be documented with her cradling her bump - I can already see the Valentines Day Heart jumper shot
- Question with alllllll the question marks ???? about best purchases to facilitate becoming a Mama to 2 children {and an unsubtle call out to allllllll the brands for a freebie double buggy....}
- Blog post to answer the many many many DMs she will have received about their TTC journey which will obviously include the phrases “we were so lucky” and probably allude to some magical pistachio, fertility gelato and that was consumed on their uneccesary but entirely “essential” conception trip to Venice #ohdreamyBambinoPacketHamlet
- Allllllll the emotions about Little-chopsy-wopsy-Chicklet-seaurchin-bentos-Freya becoming a big sister {and Alllllllll the broken heart/crying emojis but also “heart feeling so full” references because she experiences motherhood x10 more passionately than all of you....}
- Another post about how brilliant she has been feeling in pregnancy to answer alllllllllllll of those sheep kindly asking how she is, and how she’s been craving alllllllllll the chocolate and cheese {which of course she hasn’t...}
- Probably another post with an unrelated photo of their bathroom sink dithering on whether or not they will find out the gender... {she will undoubtedly ponder further as to whether it’s worth revealing this bit of info with the gram in a bid to get more freebies....}
- Digging out Bentos’ first outfits and hanging them up lamenting having another baby to be in them
- Any form of day out/trip to the park to be documented with her cradling her bump - I can already see the Valentines Day Heart jumper shot
Exactly. Also, last year Mama K posted every inch of their Christmas. Even Benpecked helping to carve the turkey. This year... nothing. It is so obvious that she was at the barn.
Nah. I’ll message youEither that or I'm just basically thick !
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Love it ! Couldn't have happened to a nicer personImagine announcing your pregnancy and losing a load of followers. How embarrassing.
Excellent ! Getting a taste of her own medicine.She’s deleted loads of people she followed too - clearly upset because they didn’t instantly congratulate her
Why didn't they just pop off to Waitrose and pick up a Turkey like everyone else?...
I think it's fairly well known that when people lie they make up a big story to cover their tracks (i.e. she went to her parents home)...
If they'd actually stayed at home she would've said, we have to change our plans so went to Waitrose and picked up some food... the end.
I think it's fairly well known that when people lie they make up a big story to cover their tracks (i.e. she went to her parents home)...
If they'd actually stayed at home she would've said, we have to change our plans so went to Waitrose and picked up some food... the end.
Just think, we have a lot of photos of her breastfeeding in {dreamy} exotic locations to look forward to.
perhaps she’ll even treat us to another #reallife breastfeeding on the stairs whilst bentos eats Tupperware delights off the same steps.
perhaps she’ll even treat us to another #reallife breastfeeding on the stairs whilst bentos eats Tupperware delights off the same steps.
They don't make it easy !Nah. I’ll message you
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All the instamums talk about their dreamy lazy days 'twixmas' watching TV eating, napping etc..... Is it just me or do small children leave no time for any of that?! It's basically the same as this whole year of being at home, but with selection boxes.
No wonder so many are unfollowing!
He’s a pweirdo.
Every. Single. Post will either be- "our last as a little family of 3" or "just so magical to think the next time we do {insert the things she does on repeat} there will be another little human here"
This really annoys me too! Do some children genuinely sit and watch films?!
Urgh. You’re right. Last bleeping holiday as a family of 3. Last allotment pic. Last valentines. Last walk. Last Easter. Last Mother’s Day as a mama of 1. Last Father’s Day? Last birthday. Blah blah BLAH! And mumma will be at it too I bet. Pass me the gin
What a pathetic array of photos Grabetha Christie - had to get my magnifying glass out to see those “festive highlights”.
Also, re the magical conceptionado immaculato I hope she doesn’t feel it appropriate again to blog about it. By the timeline it’s quite clear it’s taken just a wink of BenPecked’s wrinkly eye to implant the Prodigal Hamlet. We don’t want ANY patronising bs this time.
Also, re the magical conceptionado immaculato I hope she doesn’t feel it appropriate again to blog about it. By the timeline it’s quite clear it’s taken just a wink of BenPecked’s wrinkly eye to implant the Prodigal Hamlet. We don’t want ANY patronising bs this time.
Haha yes! Do you remember before she gave birth to Freya she had about 5 last date nights?
Pumpkins. That’s why she ate shitloads. It aids fertility
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