Russ in Cheshire #2 Give it some cringe

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Gentlemensrelish

I've never done this before, my palms are sweatier than I imagine Russ's are day to day. He has the air of a very clammy man.

Thread title goes to @Mr Krabs because I didn't see any others and, let's be honest, we were always going to give it some minge.

The things I type because of this man...
 
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kachoochoo

I guess the recap is something like

the book was launched to an audience of beards and paisley shirts, the fence magazine was in attendance and their subsequent newsletter got them a record number of subscribers

russ continues to be sachet of silica gel to all vaginas
 
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waffle maker

I must ask my husband his thoughts on Russ. He’s very vulnerable to being a fan: late 40s, leftie, extremely on twitter. He doesn’t (yet) own a paisley shirt.
 
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L3moning

Not that it matters because it's funny with cringe, but as far as I can tell we are allowed "minge" in thread titles (see the KDIL thread).
 
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Witchfinder Sargeant

Coming back to this post of @Shimmering's from the last thread,



he does say "I told her we were too young" [emphasis mine] which to me implies that both parties were in a similar age bracket, rather than one being older. It's still not right and children under the age of consent shouldn't be having sex, even with each other, but to me it reads like two people of similar age, not a child and an adult. If, of course, it even happened.
 
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colouredlines

Russ is such a good lesson in how the internet never forgets. He could solve Israel-Palestine and win the Nobel Peace Prize and someone would still rock up at the award ceremony to shout, "Give it some minge!"
 
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OhGnoes

This is the most transparent 'Its fine you didn't invite me....honestly, it's fine. Didn't want any minge anyway....' I've ever seen.

Imagine accidentally organising a do in London that didn't coincide with his book launch.
 
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Witchfinder Sargeant

He's just absolutely raging, isn't he? He's one of those "I'm such a feminist, me" men who flips the second women start actually doing things without his input.
 
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OhGnoes

He seems to have confused 'missing it' with 'not being invited because we don't want to spend the night checking our drinks for rohypnol'.
 
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Phillipa78

Missed the invite due to the postal strikes, sorry ladies!!!
I blame the Tories!
 
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Mr Krabs

heretoreaditall2019 said:
I can’t believe I’m typing this sentence out and I’m so sorry - but is that normal anal he’s doing? An hour in there?? Good lord
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I can’t even risk watching this video, as I may lose the desire for heterosexual sex forever, but he’s claiming to spend an hour doing anal? Good lord Russ, someone’s using the death grip.
 
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