Between the stuffed animal and the white bed frame, it looks like she is still sleeping in a crib! omg Her childishness is beyond bizarre.
Ruby Granger #46 Actively making time for boredom
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A poffrickle! I envision this as a snack, possibly a freeze-dried giant marshmallow on a stick, with chocolate or sprinkles or something on top.In Ruby’s latest word of the week () she pronounces the word ‘apocryphal’ (as in, the word the video is about) as ‘apophrycal’ FOUR times. It’s one thing to mispronounce a word; mispronouncing a word that you’re making a whole video about FOUR TIMES is an utter embarrassment
Damn it, now I want one.
Maybe the next thread should be called Ruby Granger: The Apophryical Un-Student
At this point I'm convinced she has some sort of processing disorder. She's literally making a whole video about this word. I can't believe she just didn't notice she was pronouncing it wrong. She swapped the syllables, surely you'd notice that you're not pronouncing it the way that it's written even if you've never heard it before?In Ruby’s latest word of the week (
I had speech therapy as a child and as an adult still struggle with unfamiliar words. I sure as hell make a point of googling the pronunciation before I speak it out loud, to avoid embarrassment. I guess Rubes does not have this in common with me
The marshmallow is VEEEGAN
New video!
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"I never used to wake up early and even if I did, I would never go outside..."
How can she say this after showing us her 482985 different early morning routines?
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"I never used to wake up early and even if I did, I would never go outside..."
How can she say this after showing us her 482985 different early morning routines?
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She's completed two literature degrees and has only now come across the idea of cyclical time? How she got two firsts will remain an eternal mystery to me.
She’s so utterly unoriginal and pedestrian in every thought she puts out there. Cliché after cliché. Time is cyclical, seasons come and go at their own pace. I wonder if she has enough self-awareness to even briefly consider all the thousands of her peers, who go straight from their graduate degrees to jobs/internships/further academia, without the resources to take a few months off to ”recuperate”.
watch her have to go to Italy or France to ”get over wroyiter’s block” again
watch her have to go to Italy or France to ”get over wroyiter’s block” again
Why did she climb onto the table? What does this mean????
Looks like Rootabaga is trying to do a seance
Rubbage is ready to summon the dark forces. lmao This vlog, the whining over how tired she is, doesn't feel inspired or creative, doesn't want to do anything, thinks it is scary that she doesn't know what to do next. Yeah, now you know how all your viewers have felt watching you over the past 8 years, waiting for you to grow up!
Twirling, reading, white nightgowns, dresses, spinning, drab yard, reading a book, lighting candles. Absolute nothing new here. Boring as heck. And she wants to go for her PHD? Um, maybe not? How is she ever going to even hold a basic job, let alone something challenging? And I am assuming she still doesn't know how to drive? Useless brat.
Why is their yard such a dump? It looks like a garbage pit.
Twirling, reading, white nightgowns, dresses, spinning, drab yard, reading a book, lighting candles. Absolute nothing new here. Boring as heck. And she wants to go for her PHD? Um, maybe not? How is she ever going to even hold a basic job, let alone something challenging? And I am assuming she still doesn't know how to drive? Useless brat.
Why is their yard such a dump? It looks like a garbage pit.
That garden looks like it belongs on a rough estate. It is giving strong anti social order vibes!
She's reciting poetry to their chickens.
I don't know why but it reminded me of that scene in Hereditary when that Paymon-worshipping lady shouts magical words to Peter.Looks like Rootabaga is trying to do a seance
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What does Jane Austen have to do with any of this?In Ruby’s latest word of the week (
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She is really going for that Emily Dickinson recluse look with the white nigthgown.New video!
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"I never used to wake up early and even if I did, I would never go outside..."
How can she say this after showing us her 482985 different early morning routines?
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Is it just me, or are her fans a tad creepy?
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Saw her new video and came twirl into this thread....
Just in nightgowns and the garden could be more beautiful with some love...
As she cut the stingy nettles I thought she must have seen a video by Atomic Shrimp (imagine HIM twirling in his garden) and then I saw the bugs and she didn't do it right…
I asked myself who filmed this from above, a drone or her mother?
Completely out of touch
Just in nightgowns and the garden could be more beautiful with some love...
As she cut the stingy nettles I thought she must have seen a video by Atomic Shrimp (imagine HIM twirling in his garden
) and then I saw the bugs and she didn't do it right…I asked myself who filmed this from above, a drone or her mother?
Completely out of touch
And she just...let them escape into her kitchen. The place you hope would be the cleanest...Her fans are always either 16 year olds studying for exams or old men doing prose
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The bug crawling around the bowl of stinging nettles holy bleeping tit
"It mosst be whahhr we got the phrase..."The oidea of waahring RAISE-TINTED GLAAHSSES.""
Ahh, yes, that age-old phrase that we use all the time: "The idea of wearing raise-tinted glasses." My grandmammaaaaaaah used to say that every time I'd see her.
"Oiy NAVVAR yeest to wake opp aarly. And if oiy did, oiy would NAVVAR gyo outsoide."
The sheer audacity of the lies she tangles herself in. "My mworning ryeeteeen is that oiy AWHHLWHEYS gat opp aaarly AVVVERY MORNING fwore ayyyy MWORNING walk. Acksapt now things are different. Because oiy FOINALLY gat opp aaarly and gyo on a mworning walk - something oiy wud NAVVVAR YEESHALLY DYEU. WafflewafflePARPLEPRYOSEwafflewaffle."
She really needs to get a real job already. If she's so bereft of imagination that the only pretentious, fake scenario she can conjure for life's most joyous times and its periods of crippling existential crisis is to be sat in her garden in a nightgown lazily writing about backyard birds in her jaaahrnal, she needs to try actually living a real life. But naturally this is all just a preamble before she announces another gap yahhh and then years more UNIVARRRSITEEEEEEEA.
And if she's JANUINELY more exhausted than she's ever been after a few months of never-ending privilege and having to write most of her own essays for a change, she'll never survive in the real world.
Ahh, yes, that age-old phrase that we use all the time: "The idea of wearing raise-tinted glasses." My grandmammaaaaaaah used to say that every time I'd see her.
"Oiy NAVVAR yeest to wake opp aarly. And if oiy did, oiy would NAVVAR gyo outsoide."
The sheer audacity of the lies she tangles herself in. "My mworning ryeeteeen is that oiy AWHHLWHEYS gat opp aaarly AVVVERY MORNING fwore ayyyy MWORNING walk. Acksapt now things are different. Because oiy FOINALLY gat opp aaarly and gyo on a mworning walk - something oiy wud NAVVVAR YEESHALLY DYEU. WafflewafflePARPLEPRYOSEwafflewaffle."
She really needs to get a real job already. If she's so bereft of imagination that the only pretentious, fake scenario she can conjure for life's most joyous times and its periods of crippling existential crisis is to be sat in her garden in a nightgown lazily writing about backyard birds in her jaaahrnal, she needs to try actually living a real life. But naturally this is all just a preamble before she announces another gap yahhh and then years more UNIVARRRSITEEEEEEEA.
And if she's JANUINELY more exhausted than she's ever been after a few months of never-ending privilege and having to write most of her own essays for a change, she'll never survive in the real world.
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