Ruby Granger #46 Actively making time for boredom

[gossip_guy]

I'm sorry but if anyone is stupid enough to buy that subscription of a printed photograph of a letter that is not personalised, then they deserve to be parted with their money.

She'll always find at least a few dozen devoted fans dumb enough to hand over cash for any of her merch scams regardless of the massive red flags, but I imagine a lot of the people who bought this subscription just didn't realise what they'll be getting.

She announced it as a penpal subscription and has done her best to muddy the waters and hide that it's just mass-produced printouts of the same four prewritten letters. I wouldn't be shocked if most who bought it thought they'd be getting four one-of-a-kind, personalised letters from Ruby.

She suspiciously doesn't confirm if the letters that everyone will get identical copies of will even be newly-written for this subscription. The promo photos she's taken for the product page are just printed out pages from her NAYCHA JAAHRNAL, so it would not shock me in the slightest if she just printed and reused old letters/JAAAHRNAL ANTRIES again.

I'm excited to see the backlash when her fans start receiving them and realised they've been swindled, if they receive them at all.

 

[Open-door]

So the latest story has to do list (with heading 'so much to do, so little time') containing packing clothing etc and buying bedding and supplies etc as if she is actually going to college/uni. And taking a TB test

 

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So the latest story has to do list (with heading 'so much to do, so little time') containing packing clothing etc and buying bedding and supplies etc as if she is actually going to college/uni. And taking a TB test

At first I went "what on earth has she been doing that her iPad and phone both need fixing??" but that story is a reshare from a follower, it's not actually Ruby's to-do list.

 

[thomp92]

You can kind of see why Ruby was bullied at school tbh..but fair play she’s made money out of cosplaying being a pretend child genius

those 17 hours study days have kept you comfortably in your parents house with no job

 

[Shadeofchlogal]

I'm sorry but if anyone is stupid enough to buy that subscription of a printed photograph of a letter that is not personalised, then they deserve to be parted with their money.

Natural selection at that point tbh

 

[Griftwood]

Why is she so laughably bad at everything she does, and how does she lack the self-consciousness not to let everyone see her bad first attempts? I guess the concept of a practice run is foreign to her. (Although she’s dabbled in watercolours a lot over the years and not gotten better at it to any perceivable degree, so practice might not help.) Note the grim face.

 

[gossip_guy]

Her inability to stick to a story when it comes to PONKIN PLODTRIFTREE is getting even more ridiculous.

She claims she JANUINELY RONS THE COMPANY, which isn't true.

She claims she DESOIGNS AWL THE PRODOCKTS HARRSALF, which isn't true. She's admitted before that someone else designs them, but then couldn't settle on a story and went back and forth pretending to do everything herself.

Now she's posted a reel on the PP Instagram of her pretending to package orders, having turned one of the family's many living rooms into a wrapping station. She intentionally gives the impression that this is some scrappy bedroom business and that anything you order will be packaged by Ruby herself in homemade wrapping, twine and with free supplementary crap like homemade postcards thrown in.

What she neglects to mention (along with her having essentially no involvement in the company aside from being a glorified marketing mascot) is that she only did this with the handful of gifted copies that she sent to influencers.

The copies that people paid for, however, will be packaged at a run-down warehouse, where an underpaid worker who Ruby has never met will beat your planner with a cricket bat, toss it in some bubble wrap, cram it in a thin padded envelope, then flip a coin to decide if your order will ever be sent out.

Sure enough, there's a marked difference between the packaging of gifted copies and the ones that her fans paid money for:

And, hilariously, most of the recent posts on PP Insta have people commenting that their orders were never dispatched/never arrived and they've been met with nothing but radio silence from Ruby/PP.

 

[babygoats]

Why is she so laughably bad at everything she does, and how does she lack the self-consciousness not to let everyone see her bad first attempts? I guess the concept of a practice run is foreign to her.

Exactly this. I'm sure she edits and reshoots as is, but she can't seem to grasp that if something doesn't look as intended, you can just... not post it? You can try again, change the script or editing. Try out new methods or literally outsource any part of your influencer career (her sister has edited some of her videos in the past, right?)
Half arsed attempts don't make your content relatable, they make it half arsed.

 

[friendlyfire]

Her inability to stick to a story when it comes to PONKIN PLODTRIFTREE is getting even more ridiculous.

She claims she JANUINELY RONS THE COMPANY, which isn't true.

She claims she DESOIGNS AWL THE PRODOCKTS HARRSALF, which isn't true. She's admitted before that someone else designs them, but then couldn't settle on a story and went back and forth pretending to do everything herself.

Now she's posted a reel on the PP Instagram of her pretending to package orders, having turned one of the family's many living rooms into a wrapping station. She intentionally gives the impression that this is some scrappy bedroom business and that anything you order will be packaged by Ruby herself in homemade wrapping, twine and with free supplementary crap like homemade postcards thrown in.

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What she neglects to mention (along with her having essentially no involvement in the company aside from being a glorified marketing mascot) is that she only did this with the handful of gifted copies that she sent to influencers.

The copies that people paid for, however, will be packaged at a run-down warehouse, where an underpaid worker who Ruby has never met will beat your planner with a cricket bat, toss it in some bubble wrap, cram it in a thin padded envelope, then flip a coin to decide if your order will ever be sent out.

Sure enough, there's a marked difference between the packaging of gifted copies and the ones that her fans paid money for:

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And, hilariously, most of the recent posts on PP Insta have people commenting that their orders were never dispatched/never arrived and they've been met with nothing but radio silence from Ruby/PP.

Wow this is one of the worst smoke-and-mirrors stunt she's done imo that really is false advertising. I know some of her audience look up to her and after watching this would 100% expect their order to be packaged by Ruby when it is the furthest thing from it! Plus it's classic Roobs to have her sleeve in the inkpad lol

 

[Sibyl Vane]

I can't help thinking most of her customers must be extremely young to fall for these blaring apparent traps, and she knows it, hence the constant grift. It doesn't stop because a youngster is easily replacable by another one. She is not here for the long run, only for the occasional win. Remember how cunning one could be at TWALVE? That's where she is mentally, thinking she could get away with anything anytime, until someone slaps her on the wrist. Obviously, this someone isn't going to be one of her parents, she's an adult, but it speaks volume about how she was raised. Daddy Bones taught her to keep trying as long as no one is watching (hello tax evasion), and Mummy Bones, well, she might have been too busy drinking..?

 

[yeya]

Is she genuinely dyslexic or so lazy to the extent that she can’t even bother to read a word properly? In her recent video she holds up the label and reads it as ‘Calvini’. Utterly bizarre.

 

[Griftwood]

If she ever harps on about being a VEEEEEEGAN ever again after showing off her expensive leather Beara Beara bag, I swear to god

Also I’ve never cared for Ed Grallenpoe in my life, but her singsong rendition of ”while I noddednearlynapping, SODDEN LEE there cameatapping” has made me actively hate his work.

I’m not convinced I can make it to the end of this video, but I shall fortify myself with a bit of ethanol and soldier on 🫡

 

[hart301]

Ruby rapping that poem in the newest video is the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen all week.

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

So her bag has nothing useful like a travel card, drivers licence (or provisional), a power bank just a bunch of playing school notebooks and writing papers

 

[Whisper2Me]

Ruby speedrunning The Raven. lmao Poe is turning in his grave. He'll be tapping at her door, alright, and strangling her for ruining his masterpiece with her reckless rendition. Is she on something? How, on God's good earth, did this idiot get a degree in anything? She needs to come up for air.

 

[emmer_moans]

Is she genuinely dyslexic or so lazy to the extent that she can’t even bother to read a word properly? In her recent video she holds up the label and reads it as ‘Calvini’. Utterly bizarre.
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She often says Evelyn Waughnnnnnn instead of Evelyn Waugh, so she has form for changing the spelling and pronunciation of names. She's done this name badly on multiple occassions.

 

[robinhiggs]

I like how in all the notebooks she brings with her (WHY so many) the only ones she didn't show the insides to were the Pumpkin Productivity ones, almost like she never uses them huh

 

[emmer_moans]

If she ever harps on about being a VEEEEEEGAN ever again after showing off her expensive leather Beara Beara bag, I swear to god

Also I’ve never cared for Ed Grallenpoe in my life, but her singsong rendition of ”while I noddednearlynapping, SODDEN LEE there cameatapping” has made me actively hate his work.

I’m not convinced I can make it to the end of this video, but I shall fortify myself with a bit of ethanol and soldier on 🫡

I too used to loved The Raven, but now when I close my eyes and hear those words, I see a deadpan faced Ruby standing in a nightgown in the garden surrounded by candles... and it scares me.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

So her bag has nothing useful like a travel card, drivers licence (or provisional), a power bank just a bunch of playing school notebooks and writing papers

she omits anything and everything that could sound adult: a credit card, for example. OF COURSE.

 

[emmer_moans]

I like how in all the notebooks she brings with her (WHY so many) the only ones she didn't show the insides to were the Pumpkin Productivity ones, almost like she never uses them huh

Also, surely her bag would be much lighter if she used that ReMarkable tablet instead of multiple NYOTEEEEBOOKS?!
I say this as someone who is waiting for the price of ReMarkable notebooks to come down so I can finally get one.