I was thinking that. It's probably not sufficiently juvenile for her.She has shown off her latest read on her Goodreads "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin which she gave a lovely 2 stars. Someone asked her why and I was half-tempted to state it was probably because she barely read it.
Her hair is something that she seems very cautious about changing. Its like she is using it to hold on to childhood. She's probably had some of that hair since she was twalveI know we say this several times a day, but her hair is just tragic. It’s way too long, starts way too high on her head, and it’s just so dull and frayed and like a louse would think it prime real estate. Shouldn’t pick on someone’s appearance, I know, but when social media is how you make your money and appearance-related posts are a regular part of your content, it would be well worth the investment to have it cut and styled. Even 12-year-olds are getting haircuts these days, Roobs. I promise you it won’t ruin yourcarefully crafted image
- "I expect my cheeks are as red as cherry tomatoes in the bitter wind and I feel them with the back of my hand - my cool fingers burn against the sensitive tissue"
This is one of the things I love most about her terrible writing. The descriptions of people's physical movements and actions are completely fucking bonkers.Is it just me? What in the contortionist fuckery does Eri-mental have for hands if she touch her cheeks with the back of her hand, yet her fingers burn against them?!
Definitely not me sat here trying to emulate it - I must look like a mole coming up for sunlight
Aaaaaaand this is how we know it really is a work of fiction.She also irons her bed covers
so the book is science fiction/fantasy.This is one of the things I love most about her terrible writing. The descriptions of people's physical movements and actions are completely fucking bonkers.
In the Lottie Parton passages she showed, Lottie could see through wooden desks, was facing the front of a classroom and could magically see the back of a student's head even though they were sat behind her and could somehow casually drum all her fingertips up and down her spine without dislocating her shoulders or alerting her teachers to the fact that she's from another planet.
She seems to have no clue how basic anatomy works and characters can apparently contort their limbs like pretzels, extend them at will or just detach them entirely. They can see in all directions at once like they've mastered astral projection. They all seem to be compulsively tapping their "finger pads" on everything in every scene. Their skin is usually a bubbling nightmare of ticks, twitches and wildly fluctuating temperature extremes. Whole book full of fucking aliens.
This is what a casual outfit is in her mind because jeans are for peasantsnot to get spruced up because it is very casual
- Ruby picks her outfits for tomorrow. A "pretty green" pleated skirt, white peter-pan collared shirt and an olive-green button down cardigan. As well as a white linin dress and lilac cardigan for church.
now that that’s been said, i’ve never seen her wear jeans. is there a pic or a video where she has?This is what a casual outfit is in her mind because jeans are for peasants
She's claimed multiple times she NAVVER wears jeans, yet she owns multiple pairs (white, black and blue) and you don't have to scroll super far back in her insta to see her wearing them.now that that’s been said, i’ve never seen her wear jeans. is there a pic or a video where she has?
She's claimed multiple times she NAVVER wears jeans, yet she owns multiple pairs (white, black and blue) and you don't have to scroll super far back in her insta to see her wearing them.
Not even that. Someone said an outfit she was wearing looked very Wes Anderson, then she went "OOH, OOH, OOH! SOMETHING ALSE OIY CAN APPRYOPRIATE AND ADD TYOO MOIY FAKE OIDANTITY!"Did she just discover Moonrise Kingdom or something?
For a book called The Awakening, there was less waking up and morning routines in it than she expected.She has shown off her latest read on her Goodreads "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin which she gave a lovely 2 stars. Someone asked her why and I was half-tempted to state it was probably because she barely read it.
She was also very disappointed that a book by Chopin didn't feature more pianos.For a book called The Awakening, there was less waking up and morning routines in it than she expected.
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