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I'm actually so bothered with how messy she is with that Beetroot latte video with how much she spills things and just leaves the mess. You think for a video she would at least given the counter a wipe if she spilt. She says that she's so tidy and organised, she'd at least give the counter a wipe before going back to film something. She is performativly tidy and organised to fit in with the good student image she has, isn't she?

And what is with her slamming objects down or stabbing things with a straw just asmr i don't want!
And it’s beetroot - it stains everything! I know it’s powder not fresh but it will still stain if not cleared up.
 
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I wonder if we’re getting a video this weekend, seeing as she already posted this week 🤔 And will it be the ”January books review” one or the ”winter” one? Will she have finished skimmed through to the end of ”The Brothers KaramaTSov”? How exactly is she being the main character and romanticising this particular winter? Will she sit by an open window with her electric blanket? How many books will she have read JANUINELY IN THEIR ENTIRETY in the time I’ve managed to struggle through 1/4 of Special Operation & Peace, the first 16 chapters of Tristram Shandy, half of Montesquieu’s Persian Letters, and the audiobook of Les Liaisons Dangereuses, where I may or may not have fallen asleep briefly just as a major plot point was unfolding?
 
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I wonder if we’re getting a video this weekend, seeing as she already posted this week 🤔 And will it be the ”January books review” one or the ”winter” one? Will she have finished skimmed through to the end of ”The Brothers KaramaTSov”? How exactly is she being the main character and romanticising this particular winter? Will she sit by an open window with her electric blanket? How many books will she have read JANUINELY IN THEIR ENTIRETY in the time I’ve managed to struggle through 1/4 of Special Operation & Peace, the first 16 chapters of Tristram Shandy, half of Montesquieu’s Persian Letters, and the audiobook of Les Liaisons Dangereuses, where I may or may not have fallen asleep briefly just as a major plot point was unfolding?
According to her Goodreads, she's in half of Brothers Karamazov. I'm surprised she doesn't read faster though. But even if anyone called her out on it, she'd be like: sLOw ReaDinG, AnaLySis! But she's also read another children's book 🤷🏽‍♀️ I really want to hear her talk about it. In Depth.

How are you liking War and Peace? Would you be willing to talk about it with me? It's a book that changed me and my life (along with The Deamons by Dostoyevsky), but I also realize how problematic Tolstoy was and I don't want to explain it all here...

Concerning myself, I read a lot of Turgenev in January, Foucault's Civilization and Madness and Orientalism by Edward Said. Yes and Lovers by Jelinek. (Hopefully Ruby doesn't read this thread as by now she's be able to tell who I am).
 
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According to her Goodreads, she's in half of Brothers Karamazov. I'm surprised she doesn't read faster though. But even if anyone called her out on it, she'd be like: sLOw ReaDinG, AnaLySis! But she's also read another children's book 🤷🏽‍♀️ I really want to hear her talk about it. In Depth.

How are you liking War and Peace? Would you be willing to talk about it with me? It's a book that changed me and my life (along with The Deamons by Dostoyevsky), but I also realize how problematic Tolstoy was and I don't want to explain it all here...

Concerning myself, I read a lot of Turgenev in January, Foucault's Civilization and Madness and Orientalism by Edward Said. Yes and Lovers by Jelinek. (Hopefully Ruby doesn't read this thread as by now she's be able to tell who I am).
I’m really, really loving W&P. I’m taking it kind of slow and making notes, there’s just so MUCH there. It’s relevant on so many levels (the early descriptions of Russian war propaganda/strategy were honestly sending me, it’s like nothing’s changed in 220 years) and Tolstoy just goes so ruthlessly, painfully close to real, raw human thinking and emotion. I feel like you could probably find some aspect or likeness of every single person you’ve ever known in this book - to me, right now at least (halfway through vol. 2), it’s the sheer scope of human experience that’s just so astounding. It took a little while to find my bearings, but now that I feel I have a grip on all the main characters, I’m super invested. Also I want to say I’m fully prepared to have my heart broken, but I also feel like it’s going to come out of nowhere and hit me hard when that eventually happens.

And to make this even a little relevant to a Roobee thread, I feel the need to state I did, in fact, first plod through the words on the pages of this book at age TWALVE, but I will not claim that I understood any of it 😂
 
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I don't think she takes it too seriously because she wasn't seriously looking for a job anyway. I think her using the Granger last name and listing all those things is just so her fans will think that she was a prodigy who was able to balance a ton of activities with her academics. It seems to be mostly a vanity CV rather than a professional one.
Plus, whatever jobs she could potentially get are through connections she already has (her current job, for example). And Sixteenth plays a role in this, too.
That's a point. Seeing as she doesn't use her real name for this CV, I wonder if she has a 'real' one that she keeps private. Maybe that's giving her too much credit.

You know what would have been a better "eco move"? Not shredding a small tree and constantly sending bulky cardboard boxes full of free tit by mail to a wealthy influencer who can buy their own food.
This 👍

I'm actually so bothered with how messy she is with that Beetroot latte video with how much she spills things and just leaves the mess. You think for a video she would at least given the counter a wipe if she spilt. She says that she's so tidy and organised, she'd at least give the counter a wipe before going back to film something. She is performativly tidy and organised to fit in with the good student image she has, isn't she?

And what is with her slamming objects down or stabbing things with a straw just asmr i don't want!
Beetroot leaves stains as well. 😬 They use it for dye.

Edit: @irunforfun got there first with the beetroot comment lol.
 
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If that CV hit my desk, I'd have a chuckle that someone with the fake surname Granger was highlighting her time in the Harry Potter society and then immediately move on to another application from someone with some amount of actual experience and common sense.

On the other hand, I'd love to see someone interview her and grill her about all the fake/wildly embellished entries on there.

Interviewer: "It says here you're a voice-over artist with 3+ years of experience. Can you tell us a little about the companies you worked for, and what roles you performed?"
Ruby: "YASS. WHAL. Oiy...DYO perform MANNY ryoles...which...umm...and as oiy say, it's varry...ummm...William WAARDSWAARTH once sad that theee hyole warrld's a styage and we are boht merely doing acting...on that...umm...[waves claw hand around]...warrhld's stage. Haha. And...umm...yah."
Interviewer: "Wasn't it William Shakespeare who wrote that?"
Ruby: "ACSHUALLY, Oiy've haard manny peopol say it. Weee...tand tyoo think of language and quotes as being tangibly assyociated with one parrson, when it's really more of an ethereal...folk tale...geneology whaaahr, when someone says something, someone alse repeats it differently and thann weee can navver knyow who ackshually sad it. It's really quoyte fascinating."
Interviewer: "[Holds up phone] I Googled it; William Shakespeare wrote it. But let's get back to your previous roles. It says here that you run a business single-handedly. That's really impressive! Can you walk us through a day in your role as company director?"
Ruby: "Umm...YASS...ummm...it's...[sweats profusely]...I can JANUINELY tal yoo that oiy DAFFINITELY DYOO run moiy own company...ONE HONDRED PRUSSANT. Oiy PROMISE YOU THAT. So...yah. JANUINELY."
Interviewer: "But what do you do?"
Ruby: "Umm...wal...Na-thaynn-yal Hworethorn once wrote that...umm...and...weee tand tyoo...umm...PONKIPODDOTIFFTI...and...umm... JANUINELY...oiy...umm... moiy basst frand Blakeney...umm...and syo... ACKSCUSE ME, oiy have to gyo now, oiy think moiy mummy might've fallen down the stairs agann. Have a prodocktive week."
*Applause*
 
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I’m really, really loving W&P. I’m taking it kind of slow and making notes, there’s just so MUCH there. It’s relevant on so many levels (the early descriptions of Russian war propaganda/strategy were honestly sending me, it’s like nothing’s changed in 220 years) and Tolstoy just goes so ruthlessly, painfully close to real, raw human thinking and emotion. I feel like you could probably find some aspect or likeness of every single person you’ve ever known in this book - to me, right now at least (halfway through vol. 2), it’s the sheer scope of human experience that’s just so astounding. It took a little while to find my bearings, but now that I feel I have a grip on all the main characters, I’m super invested. Also I want to say I’m fully prepared to have my heart broken, but I also feel like it’s going to come out of nowhere and hit me hard when that eventually happens.

And to make this even a little relevant to a Roobee thread, I feel the need to state I did, in fact, first plod through the words on the pages of this book at age TWALVE, but I will not claim that I understood any of it 😂
Thank you for this! I've been gradually working through some Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, aiming to read W&P this or next month as I finally feel I'll be able to concentrate on it, and this is making me excited to start reading :')
 
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How do you guys find time to read? Seriously, i wake up at 5, study German, because i want to move there next year. Get ready for work, go to work, come back, eat dinner, shower, text my boyfriend and then im exhausted and just go to sleep by 9pm. Either there arent enough hours in a day or i dont have enough energy. Im supposed to start working out next month, i dont know how i'll manage.
 
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How do you guys find time to read? Seriously, i wake up at 5, study German, because i want to move there next year. Get ready for work, go to work, come back, eat dinner, shower, text my boyfriend and then im exhausted and just go to sleep by 9pm. Either there arent enough hours in a day or i dont have enough energy. Im supposed to start working out next month, i dont know how i'll manage.
I work 9-5 but I thankfully live close to work and I'm usually home by 5.30-5.40. Granted my schedules doesn't seem to be as busy as yours but I make use of the weekends, my lunch break at work and usually the time before bed. I'd have a lot more time to read if I didn't have brain fog at the end of the day and just killed time on the phone/watching youtube but some days are like that.

I don't personally like audiobooks and I can't read on my commute because I tend to walk, but people swear by it so you can try audiobooks during your commute? I don't know how much time you spend watchinf tv or on your phone for idle scrolling etc. but you can try to cut from that and read instead.

If not, don't beat yourself up about it, life sounds very busy for you at the moment and there is no shame in having little time to read. It doesn't have to be a big chunk of time, 10-15 minutes a day still adds up.
 
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How do you guys find time to read? Seriously, i wake up at 5, study German, because i want to move there next year. Get ready for work, go to work, come back, eat dinner, shower, text my boyfriend and then im exhausted and just go to sleep by 9pm. Either there arent enough hours in a day or i dont have enough energy. Im supposed to start working out next month, i dont know how i'll manage.
It sounds as though you have a busier than average schedule. 5 is an early start, so it's understandable you're tired! Do you have much time off at weekends?

I don't watch a lot of TV, so in the evenings I read or go online. My favourite time to read is at night when the house is quiet and there's no traffic outside. I don't read every day and sometimes it's only for short periods (e.g. 15 minutes). I'm also lucky that I don't have many commitments right now. When I was working full-time/studying full-time it was a lot harder.

As pinkmug said, don't be too hard on yourself for not finding the time to read. You seem to be doing loads.

I know it's off-topic but @Griftwood I love hearing your book thoughts & you should head over to the reading thread (if you want, no pressure 😝)
 
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The first impression I get from this is that she has no focus. Not in the classes she took, not in the activities she participated in. While there is always something to be said for being well-rounded, these are very weak interests. Trampolining and Surfing will get you nowhere in life. I don't even remember her talking about surfing while at Uni, other than a few times going with her father. If she is not competing in these sports, why is she filling up precious time with them? My POV is seeing this through the eyes of an American. Maybe it is different over in the UK, but involvement in sporting activities through school or university usually means being on a team or competing at some level. Where are the competitions and how did she place?
That's a very toxic viewpoint you got there buddy, might want to unpack that. Not everything you do needs to be on a competition level. Even from people who DO compete, only a few will get extremely good results. And most world-class professionals have hobbies outside of their sport, musical instrument etc. to unwind.

In fact, the "filling up precious time" viewpoint might be exactly Ruby's attitude towards her hobbies, it fits the toxic productivity mindset perfectly well. And that might explain why her attitude towards her hobbies really is so weird - she doesn't seem to enjoy them too much or want to dedicate actual time and effort to do them well - FOR HER OWN SAKE, without external validation. Same goes for developing her video editing, cooking, sewing etc. skills. It's not "productive" on the first glance.

Edit: but also posts like the quoted one really pinpoint that she is losing even her brand of "18 hour productive study day" audience with whatever she is doing right now.
 
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How do you guys find time to read? Seriously, i wake up at 5, study German, because i want to move there next year. Get ready for work, go to work, come back, eat dinner, shower, text my boyfriend and then im exhausted and just go to sleep by 9pm. Either there arent enough hours in a day or i dont have enough energy. Im supposed to start working out next month, i dont know how i'll manage.
I mostly read before I go to sleep. I could read even more, because at the moment I have enough time. But I somehow spent too much time on the internet or feeling sorry for myself. I also started listening to audiobooks while knitting.
 
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How do you guys find time to read? Seriously, i wake up at 5, study German, because i want to move there next year. Get ready for work, go to work, come back, eat dinner, shower, text my boyfriend and then im exhausted and just go to sleep by 9pm. Either there arent enough hours in a day or i dont have enough energy. Im supposed to start working out next month, i dont know how i'll manage.
i have no life Jokes aside I try to hide my phone for most of the day and set up time to read through the day. I tell myself to read 50 or so pages from whatever I'm reading, and I usually end up reading more than that! Picking books that engage you and not forcing yourself to finish stuff you're not enjoying helps a lot. When I had a part-time job and was working on my dissertation I had far less time to read, but I used books as a way to kill time when I was on breaks and commuting to uni or work.
The exhaustion does make it really hard to concentrate and sometimes it took me 2 weeks to finish a 200-page book - and i'm a fast reader! - but it feels so good to read that it was worth it for me. Try reading little bits as you're eating dinner or on the way to work (if you take pblic transport), though what works for some of us doesn't work for everyone and it sucks that it's so hard for people to fit their hobbies in with all of the stuff they *need* to do. Reading before bed can be a great way of relaxing and doesn't mess with your sleep schedule as much as doomscrolling does, so it's worth giving that a go on days you feel up for it.
 
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Urgh. That Miss Patina dress and jumper combo is terrible. May be that's just because my primary school uniform was scarily similar :ROFLMAO:
 
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I’m really, really loving W&P. I’m taking it kind of slow and making notes, there’s just so MUCH there. It’s relevant on so many levels (the early descriptions of Russian war propaganda/strategy were honestly sending me, it’s like nothing’s changed in 220 years) and Tolstoy just goes so ruthlessly, painfully close to real, raw human thinking and emotion. I feel like you could probably find some aspect or likeness of every single person you’ve ever known in this book - to me, right now at least (halfway through vol. 2), it’s the sheer scope of human experience that’s just so astounding. It took a little while to find my bearings, but now that I feel I have a grip on all the main characters, I’m super invested. Also I want to say I’m fully prepared to have my heart broken, but I also feel like it’s going to come out of nowhere and hit me hard when that eventually happens.

And to make this even a little relevant to a Roobee thread, I feel the need to state I did, in fact, first plod through the words on the pages of this book at age TWALVE, but I will not claim that I understood any of it 😂
I got halfway through W & P during lock-down and then lost momentum. I'm feeling motivated to resume after reading your enthusiasm.
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Urgh. That Miss Patina dress and jumper combo is terrible. May be that's just because my primary school uniform was scarily similar :ROFLMAO:
Does poo coloured brown suit anyone?!
 
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