Ruby Granger #29 Is it soon yet?

Daredevil said:

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Ok we all thought the same thing right?

GoinDowntown said:

Ok we all thought the same thing right?

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what, you don't drink through your nose?

She said she's uploading it in two parts because it makes more sense girl pls you just had a last minute editing panic and didn't have time to do the whole thing don't be telling fibs girlie pops

rubysdeadfly said:

She said she's uploading it in two parts because it makes more sense girl pls you just had a last minute editing panic and didn't have time to do the whole thing don't be telling fibs girlie pops

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The majority of her followers voted for her to upload it in one part but I guess she just ignored their wishes then.
That's how democracy works

Also I don't think I can handle the second-hand embarrassment of hearing her ramble about Italy as if she's an expert (even though I'm sure she knew next to nothing about it before spending two weeks here). I'll just enjoy @Gossipguy's recap and y'all's comments

Is it just me or in the intro does Ruby's hands look like she's been fake tanning

I can't with her asking her audience something and then doing it the way she wants. Just do what you want, why asking in the first place? I think she does it to boost engagement with her account. I believe instagram shows your reels/post more often if your audience is engaged with you via polls, direct messages, comments, likes, etc. Maybe that's why she constantly asks stupid things like "When was the last you visited a library?". It's not because she's interested, she just wants you to make her account more popular.

Yes Ruby still has some of her childish characteristics (like the school blazer with the maxi dress), but at times she looked happier and even slightly healthier. I hate that she gives us false hope

Lmao did her fans really say they'd rather have just one Ruby video, thank you very much? xD I mean, same, but I would've thought her followers would be all "oh please Ruby, please give us two videos, you are so amazing Ruby!". And Ruby clearly expected that too, but nope. xD

Griftwood said:

Maybe she had until we reminded her

Oh god there’s going to be an educational segment, make sure you have a drink on hand

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omg the music on this vlog is hilarious, it’s like she just typed in ‘italian music’ and just picked the first thing that came up

Deeznutslol said:

omg the music on this vlog is hilarious, it’s like she just typed in ‘italian music’ and just picked the first thing that came up

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Honestly the music in the vlog sounds more Greek than Italian but that might just be me.

Watching her new vlog, and oh my god, why is she always semi-whispering, this is so annoying. Like she's in a constant awe and about to cry, because the world is syo syo beautiful and she is syo syo lucky to be here. It's like she's pretending to be a sensitive, fine-natured heroine from Jane Austen's novel who cries because the birds are so lovely.

Also my favourite part is where Ruby is walking with a notepad and pretending to write about the sunset she's observing.
Can't wait for gossip_guy commenting the whole video, really looking forward to it!!



No, I can't The background noise is so loud (at 5:40) that it's impossible to understand what Ruby is saying. Then she pours boiling water and tries to drink it. Why?! Doesn't she know how hot water works? She acts like a lunatic here, tbh...

Did she really describe planes as 'flying like a red kite' LMFAO please.
She's an English graduate, why can't she think of a better metaphor? Especially as she's clearly reading from a pre-written script.

Random thought about her new video: am I the only one who finds goggles in the sea another childish and quite juvenile thing, or am I being hypercritical?

If you’re swimming competitively, very fair, but goggles on holiday in the sea just makes me think of little children. Again, unsurprising with Ruby.

judgingyourlife said:

pre-written script.

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or a children's book/

karpusha said:

Watching her new vlog, and oh my god, why is she always semi-whispering, this is so annoying. Like she's in a constant awe and about to cry, because the world is syo syo beautiful and she is syo syo lucky to be here. It's like she's pretending to be a sensitive, fine-natured heroine from Jane Austen's novel who cries because the birds are so lovely.

Also my favourite part is where Ruby is walking with a notepad and pretending to write about the sunset she's observing.
Can't wait for gossip_guy commenting the whole video, really looking forward to it!!

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No, I can't The background noise is so loud (at 5:40) that it's impossible to understand what Ruby is saying. Then she pours boiling water and tries to drink it. Why?! Doesn't she know how hot water works? She acts like a lunatic here, tbh...

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God she looks like a detective taking notes at a crime scene in a children's movie xD Or like a waitress taking orders from imaginary customers in her imaginary café. This picture is so deranged, I love it

Sorry I’m not sure I know how to add a TW



One of her latest ootd tiktoks : “ I’ve got this shorts since I was 13”

Hannahebee said:

Honestly the music in the vlog sounds more Greek than Italian but that might just be me.

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sounded vaguely like a polka to me

slamvs27 said:

or a children's book/

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when she said the Amalfi coast was "something oiyt of a children's book" in the beginning of the vlog I absolutely died

Lutxy said:

Sorry I’m not sure I know how to add a TW

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The box where you type your reply:



Go to this icon:


Select either 'inline spoiler' or 'spoiler' from the drop down list.



Then type your trigger stuff between the brackets.

yerdasellsavon said:

Random thought about her new video: am I the only one who finds goggles in the sea another childish and quite juvenile thing, or am I being hypercritical?

If you’re swimming competitively, very fair, but goggles on holiday in the sea just makes me think of little children. Again, unsurprising with Ruby.

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I live in a beach town and tourists look like dipshits when they wear goggles in the water and on their heads. not juvenile necessarily, but definitely an irritating type. I call them Boy Scouts for their extreme preparedness

Ilaariaa said:

I'll just enjoy @Gossipguy's recap

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Honestly, it's not even worth recapping. It's just all the other Italy content she's already shown before multiple times repackaged with even more insufferable narration, awkward shots of her taking pained single bites of food and holding Call Me By Your Name up next to her face like a prop.

"The WAHRTUH was DEEP TARRQUOISE and SYO CLEAHH that you could SEE the rocks and fish FOIYVE METRES BENEATH."



I've never known anyone to talk in purple prose, but Ruby does it throughout this. It's the most pointless, pretentious video she's probably ever uploaded.

The few highlights:

Ruby: "OIY'VE....AWLWHEYS LOVED PLANES...As a kid, I INSISTED that they were moiy FAVOURITE pahhhrt of any holiday? Mwoar than SHARLEY TAMPULLS, SWIMMING AND SANDCARRSLLES."



Also Ruby: Is overwhelmed by sheer terror just sitting in the plane and clutches her mummy's hand in a vice-like grip, holding on for dear life.

Although, in fairness, that might just be because mummy said she'd be leaving Ruby alone for two minutes to go to the toilet.

Ruby rambles faux-poetically about the wonders of flying and oh, what sights you'll see and the majesty of human ingenuity - humans weren't meant to fly, but now they can fly in planes "like red kites" (because planes just hover in the air, wafting back and forth in the wind, tethered to the Earth by a string held by a small child) and see views never meant to be seen by people.



...And then she just spends the flight staring at her grimy laptop, so she may as well still be in her bedroom.

She claims to be editing her "article" for submission to a magazine (she later says it's for a competition, and her student ID number is on it, so who knows what the hell this was actually for). Because Ruby is beyond self-parody at this point, the article is about Lewis Carroll and the subject of starvation.

What can be seen reads like a 1st year undergrad essay. And...that's not far off. Ruby acts like she's producing something new, but it's actually just a recycled essay from one of Ruby's 2nd year modules:




Ruby gleefully narrating with maximum whimsy and wonder: "The son-sat was SYO misty that it looked...almyost apocalptic? Umm, loiyke the wohrld could be ANDING...Boht that maybe it wouldn't matter awl that moch...becoz...it would be parting in soch...a byeautifol wayY--[garbled edit of overlapping audio]"





There's an extended section where the mask slips and Ruby drops the insanely fake overenunciation and talks to her mum in her normal accent. It's always hilarious and jarring when it happens, but especially so when Ruby is narrating with her fake Emma Watson inflections cranked to 11 while trying to talk in stanzas.



Ruby ends on the world's worst, least-exciting cliffhanger: Despite a majority of her fans begging her to keep this contained to one video, she doesn't care what you think and there'll be another 15 minutes of this recycled holiday bullshit again tomorrow.