Ruby Granger #29 Is it soon yet?

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That’s not even the worst of them, I watched a couple a while ago and one of them was 110+ presents.
I don't even get double-digits when I count my presents for Christmas. Not now and not as a child! Never understood why you need that much presents. I mean, I love receiving presents, that's why I still celebrate my birthday (when there isn't a global pandemic that is). :ROFLMAO: (and because I like preparing food for the guests – especially cake).
 
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"Remammber tyoo AWHLWHEYS enjoy AVVERYTHING YOO DYOO. I AWHWLWHEYS enjoy wroiyting and it NAVVER feels loiyke WAHRRK."
 
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"Remammber tyoo AWHLWHEYS enjoy AVVERYTHING YOO DYOO. I AWHWLWHEYS enjoy wroiyting and it NAVVER feels loiyke WAHRRK."
She doesn't like writing. She doesn't like literature. She just wants to be the next JK Rowling with an instant best seller and a charmed life in the countryside, Scottish or not. Little does she know that it will not give her any fulfillment, because it's not where her heart lies. She should find out where it DOES lie instead of thinking what it SHOULD be according to the fantasy she created herself.
 
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Ruby, looking more frazzled and miserable than ever: "Oiy've com to the conclooshun that people are LOIYING whan they say they loiyke heat. RAIN? CLOUDS? FAR SUPERIAR."

You don't have different opinions. Subjectivity doesn't exist. If you have an opinion different to Ruby, you are lying.

Dumbass Ruby wonders why she's hot and miserable when she chose the hottest day in history to wear a thick dungaree dress. She also claims to understand science on a molecular level, but doesn’t grasp the basic notion that you shouldn't have your windows and curtains open if it's hotter outside than in.

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You're just letting hot air in, Ruby.

Ruby's solution to any extreme weather is to just leave all the windows open and then complain that it's too cold/hot.
 
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Dumbass Ruby wonders why she's hot and miserable when she chose the hottest day in history to wear a thick dungaree dress. She also claims to understand science on a molecular level, but doesn’t grasp the basic notion that you shouldn't have your windows and curtains open if it's hotter outside than in.
I'll never understand Ruby's weather-related decisions. The advice is to keep windows closed during the daytime, but even if you want them open there's no sane reason to keep your curtains/blinds open too. Airport runways have literally been melting, Ruby. The outside is hot right now. At least we know she's drinking lots of water.

In case anyone's curious about the Lamy pen advert, the link's here:
 
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I'll never understand Ruby's weather-related decisions. The advice is to keep windows closed during the daytime, but even if you want them open there's no sane reason to keep your curtains/blinds open too. Airport runways have literally been melting, Ruby. The outside is hot right now. At least we know she's drinking lots of water.

In case anyone's curious about the Lamy pen advert, the link's here:
The pen advert is similar to Erimentha in that she claims she’s embarrassed by it but still provides a direct link to it like wtf. Also what could anyone even take away from watching it, all it shows is her inability to move on from the past, she could’ve just said that she made an embarrassing ad when she was younger and it’s somewhere on her channel. Is she expecting people to praise her for a vid she made eons ago like she’s the next Scorsese or what
 
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Is she expecting people to praise her for a vid she made eons ago like she’s the next Scorsese or what
I think she's expecting people to comment 'oh that's actually really good! You're talented/creative/should go into film.'

Another point: she says it's embarrassing now, but it doesn't seem all that different from the kind of videos she still creates. What about that thing addressed to 'Miss Honey'?
 
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I'll never understand Ruby's weather-related decisions. The advice is to keep windows closed during the daytime, but even if you want them open there's no sane reason to keep your curtains/blinds open too. Airport runways have literally been melting, Ruby. The outside is hot right now. At least we know she's drinking lots of water.

In case anyone's curious about the Lamy pen advert, the link's here:
This is the same person who bundled up with three layers of clothing, a hot water bottle, giant scarf, a hat and gloves to go read outside in the snow in the middle of the winter for half an hour, because the snowy scenery matched the vibes of the book she was reading. She spent more time getting ready than she actually spent reading outside.
 
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I think she's expecting people to comment 'oh that's actually really good! You're talented/creative/should go into film.'

Another point: she says it's embarrassing now, but it doesn't seem all that different from the kind of videos she still creates. What about that thing addressed to 'Miss Honey'?
I think she's of the belief that all content she makes is incredible and worthy of praise, but if she says she's embarassed by it (or slaps a 🙈 emoji on it) despite going out of her way to post it or dig it up from the forgotten depths, that means she's VARRY HUMBLE about how talented she thinks she is.
 
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I'll never understand Ruby's weather-related decisions. The advice is to keep windows closed during the daytime, but even if you want them open there's no sane reason to keep your curtains/blinds open too. Airport runways have literally been melting, Ruby. The outside is hot right now. At least we know she's drinking lots of water.

In case anyone's curious about the Lamy pen advert, the link's here:
Lmfao so the Lamy pen advert is literally just her filming herself at different angles whilst sat at her desk writing letters 😭? That’s not an advert, that’s just a standard rit ruby granger yt video
 
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The pen advert is similar to Erimentha in that she claims she’s embarrassed by it but still provides a direct link to it like wtf. Also what could anyone even take away from watching it, all it shows is her inability to move on from the past, she could’ve just said that she made an embarrassing ad when she was younger and it’s somewhere on her channel. Is she expecting people to praise her for a vid she made eons ago like she’s the next Scorsese or what
Oh yeah, I remember her saying she was "embarrassed" by her book, which was an obvious lie. She imagines that she's a brilliant writer who now considers her "early period" a bit immature but still expects to be praised for it. She never learned what was wrong with that book. She should've read the tattle summaries, cry, then learn and grow up, reread the summaries, laugh her ass off, remove her book from Amazon, join tattle, and add even more funny comments about her fanfic. Instead she keeps believing that her ultimate mission on Earth is to "raise awareness" about bullying, and the best was to achieve this goal is to write about a narcissistic, classist, arrogant character who bullies everyone for reading books with a pink cover.
 
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I don't want to change topics but Youtube recommended this gem of a video... Her fake posh high pitched accent.. I can't.
 
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Highlights of this video include - ‘I received 200 vegetable sausages’, and, ‘because of course, Beauty and the Beast is the most incredible film to ever grace British cinema’
 
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I don't want to change topics but Youtube recommended this gem of a video... Her fake posh high pitched accent.. I can't.
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That look of sheer contempt every single time she has to shove in a forced disclaimer to say how she's NOT just uploading these videos in which she brags about getting hundreds of gifts just to show off will never stop being hilarious.
 
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Guys covid dreams are real because why have I just had a dream I was in ikea with Ruby talking about and then there were none by Agatha Christie and I said its my favourite book and she said I've never actually read it I just said I have on goodreads then she asked me if I keep the free stuff you get in shout magazine???
 
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