Oh Lord, I thought that was another of Ruby’s odd ‘meals’. I had no idea she was serving that to a guest. Nothing says ‘you’re welcome’ more than offering someone the opportunity to dip a carrot in your family’s half-eaten tub of hummus. I’m sure everyone was thoroughly sated after half an apple, one and a half biscuits and jam. Just jam.
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Meanwhile, her guest hears nothing but random screams from around the house as Mother Granger stumbles from one disaster to the other, falling down stairs, flooding kitchens, blowing up electrical devices and crashing the car into neighbouring buildings.
Imagine if you wrote the book and it got published before Ruby's.
I think if I wrote a Ruby-based book, it would have to be in the 'creepy child' horror subgenre. Cliche, I know, but that's where a lot of her behaviour would fit.
Spooky mansion in the middle of nowhere. A lone alpaca stands on the horizon. Where are the other alpacas?
The mansion - Bones Manor - is overrun with dead insects and cobwebs. Forget cottagecore, this is Havisham core.
There are rumours that the reclusive girl who lives in the house, Flooby, can talk to the insects and summon them to do her bidding.
There are also rumours regarding a sibling - Artha - who has not been seen for many years. Where is Artha? Is she with the alpacas? Are these disappearances somehow linked?
Mysterious fires begin to appear. ''What is that scent?'' one neighbour asks as the flames engulf his garden shed. ''I believe it's Oxford Library Studious Study Scent,'' replies his wife knowingly.
Crop circles appear in the fields. The local farmer has seen a girl, possibly Flooby, walking repeatedly in circles around the muddy field. His eyewitness account reads: Yes, I saw her there. She always returned with her camera. I hid beneath the windowsill and watched her stomping on the mud with her Miss Patina boots pause for product placement to sink in. She began twirling violently like a dervish until she collapsed. I heard the shout ''ALWAYS MAYKK TIME FOR WHHAHT YOU ENJAY DOING'' and then she vanished into the mists.
Later in the story, Flooby is found to be holding her friend, Lake Knee, hostage until she's read every book in the bookshop, River Rocks.
There will be a chase scene in an archive. Re-appeared sibling Artha is searching for key paperwork to find the true identity of their
But how accidental are these 'accidents'? Another question for the book!
Oh man. Ruby really doesn't know how food works, does she?
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please you publish itImagine if you wrote the book and it got published before Ruby's.
I think if I wrote a Ruby-based book, it would have to be in the 'creepy child' horror subgenre. Cliche, I know, but that's where a lot of her behaviour would fit.
Spooky mansion in the middle of nowhere. A lone alpaca stands on the horizon. Where are the other alpacas?
The mansion - Bones Manor - is overrun with dead insects and cobwebs. Forget cottagecore, this is Havisham core.
There are rumours that the reclusive girl who lives in the house, Flooby, can talk to the insects and summon them to do her bidding.
There are also rumours regarding a sibling - Artha - who has not been seen for many years. Where is Artha? Is she with the alpacas? Are these disappearances somehow linked?
Mysterious fires begin to appear. ''What is that scent?'' one neighbour asks as the flames engulf his garden shed. ''I believe it's Oxford Library Studious Study Scent,'' replies his wife knowingly.
Crop circles appear in the fields. The local farmer has seen a girl, possibly Flooby, walking repeatedly in circles around the muddy field. His eyewitness account reads: Yes, I saw her there. She always returned with her camera. I hid beneath the windowsill and watched her stomping on the mud with her Miss Patina boots pause for product placement to sink in. She began twirling violently like a dervish until she collapsed. I heard the shout ''ALWAYS MAYKK TIME FOR WHHAHT YOU ENJAY DOING'' and then she vanished into the mists.
Later in the story, Flooby is found to be holding her friend, Lake Knee, hostage until she's read every book in the bookshop, River Rocks.
There will be a chase scene in an archive. Re-appeared sibling Artha is searching for key paperwork to find the true identity of their300-year oldageless-child sibling. Artha searches through the corridors while Flooby follows, pausing only to do creepy yoga shapes and stir a black magic potion made from peas and coconut discs. She whispers, I am eternally a child; that is my identity and the book ends on a cliffhanger.
But how accidental are these 'accidents'? Another question for the book!
Oh man. Ruby really doesn't know how food works, does she?
and go make a yt channel right now
Get it written! Then sell the movie rights to Blumhouse!
I haven't checked on this thread in a while! No surprises Ruby was disappointed with her grade result. I bet she was furious off-camera and needed talking down from Mama and Papa Bones. Not only did she feel entitled, she was robbed of the opportunities for content, "How I wrote a publishable dissertation," "How I got 80+ on my dissertation."
Ruby really needs to get into the real world (she won't), than the childlike delusional reality she has created for herself. She needs to understand that recruiters won't give a stuff about her module breakdowns, they just want a reliable member of staff that they can work with. What will happen is she'll continue to fester in her home environment, syphoning off the rental money coming in from the cottage. She copies Holly a lot, you'd think she'd see Holly now and use her as a cautionary tale.
Ruby really needs to get into the real world (she won't), than the childlike delusional reality she has created for herself. She needs to understand that recruiters won't give a stuff about her module breakdowns, they just want a reliable member of staff that they can work with. What will happen is she'll continue to fester in her home environment, syphoning off the rental money coming in from the cottage. She copies Holly a lot, you'd think she'd see Holly now and use her as a cautionary tale.
I couldn't. Like genuinely. I could not produce the first draft of a book. I'm currently in a weird state between responsibilities (I don't start work for a couple months but everything else is in place for that, so I've really nothing to do) with basically infinite time and I still could not do that. To me, personally, that sort of long form writing is wizardry. The editing I can do, it's the actual sitting down and having enough ideas to fill 40 000+ words.
Where did you get the 30:1 apps to places? The offer rate for taught courses (as I believe the english masters courses are) is more or less 25% (or 1 offer for every 4 applications) and the acceptance rate is 5.5 applications per place. If we add in research grad courses, it's 1:3 and 1:6 (offers to apps and acceptances to apps.)
Unless you have the figures for graduates of non-oxbridge courses? I remember the consensus being among humanities students that if they were doing relatively well (i.e. pretty consistently getting firsts, had good rapport with tutor, handed in work on time) and they wanted to do a masters course they were more or less able to assume they'd get in. I could believe that for people who didn't do their undergrad at oxbridge the acceptance rate is that low.
Her family seem like the sort to stay away from using pesticides and other toxic chemicals in the home (especially since their dogs live inside.) Imho that's a good thing. She also keeps windows open, so of course flies and moths will make their way in. I'm not sure how she films while leaving dead bugs in shot though? For me it's not the fact there are insects in the home (unless you're using fairly potent pesticides often you have them too) and it's not even that she's not particularly pro-active at removing them (for the most part there is no moral weight to clean vs unclean) it's the fact she doesn't get rid of them before filming. I don't understand it.
Thankss for explaining.
I understand that having them enter is not her fault. But her attitude is so odd.
She fell in love with the f*cking giant moth!!!
i know there are some people who think that Bugss are the reincarnation of their family members.
So maybe that's why she can't get rid of her Aunt houseflyy
If there was a giant moth right next to me I would promptly tit myself, have a mental break and then burn my house down. How tf was she so chill with it just vibing next to her
Her daily TikToks are just a swift descent into unhinged madness now.
Ruby angrily glares at the camera and sounds so pissed off as she churns out yet another undeclared ad for gifted tea.
"NOT to be dramatic. But this is the BASST...loiyke...PLAIN green tea oiy've avver tried.
It's the...(holds up the package to remember what the hell she's supposed to be pretending she likes)...Mao Feng Green Tea.
(ANGRILY SLAMS THE PACKAGE DOWN ON THE DESK WITH DISDAIN.)
If you loiyke green tea...(takes a slow, disgustingly loud slurp of tea and does not swallow).
(Talks with a MOUTHFUL OF bleeping TEA.) You need this..."
What fresh madness is this? Ruby declaring that each new tea she gets gifted is her new favourite is predictable at this point, but Ruby delivers this one so angrily and can't even swallow the tea she's pretending she likes. The undeclared ads have reached a new now. Have Teapigs got you at gunpoint, Ruby? Hold up two charity donation receipts if you need help.
Ruby angrily glares at the camera and sounds so pissed off as she churns out yet another undeclared ad for gifted tea.
"NOT to be dramatic. But this is the BASST...loiyke...PLAIN green tea oiy've avver tried.
It's the...(holds up the package to remember what the hell she's supposed to be pretending she likes)...Mao Feng Green Tea.
(ANGRILY SLAMS THE PACKAGE DOWN ON THE DESK WITH DISDAIN.)
If you loiyke green tea...(takes a slow, disgustingly loud slurp of tea and does not swallow).
(Talks with a MOUTHFUL OF bleeping TEA.) You need this..."
What fresh madness is this? Ruby declaring that each new tea she gets gifted is her new favourite is predictable at this point, but Ruby delivers this one so angrily and can't even swallow the tea she's pretending she likes. The undeclared ads have reached a new now. Have Teapigs got you at gunpoint, Ruby? Hold up two charity donation receipts if you need help.
Looks like she is hosting a tea party for a toddler.
I’m not an expert, but afternoon tea contains sandwiches, small cakes etc. is that correct?
I didn’t manage to get afternoon tea when I was in London for a few days in 2015 and 2017, but it’s on my list for … some day in the distant future.
I think you're exaggerating, no offense.
It's not that incredible to write a book.
I know people who have self published and who have no particular talent...
Every celebrity, tv reality people, Youtuber, random people publish books..
Everyone.
So I don't see it as something impressive.
Anyone can write, it doesn't mean it'll be good though lol.
lmao because of how she's holding this the tea bag looks like it's a massive thumb made from moss (or a big clump of weed which was my initial thought and I was shook that ruby was being so brazen about it)
She'd blow up, she drinks like 200 cup of tea per day.
It looks so watery and tasteless as well. I drink green tea every now and then and I enjoy it, but that looks rank.
Also what in the handmaid's tale is going on with her fit lol
Another unhinged Tiktok book recommendation - this time Ruby recommends Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne (btw had to keep replaying that part of the video because I could barely understand what she was saying with her accent even though I'm a native English speaker). And yet again her review of the book is just words without actually saying anything:
'it is dated but this does make it a very interesting book to read critically, kind of in the wider contexts, but just be aware of that going in that it is dated... the writing though is exquisite and I love the descriptions of under the sea, they're really good'
Gorl I don't even know where to begin with this shallow review. An interesting book to read critically how?? In the wider contexts of what exactly? And of course as always she describes the writing as exquisite. She's said so many words but still managed to tell her audience absolutely nothing about what the book is even about, other than it's dated and exquisite. I doubt she's even read it.
There is not one coherent thought behind those eyes.
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What IS that outfit? The collar.
My lord, the collars are really getting big now. The ones before were arguably tolerable, but this...
Don't lieeee, don't be embarrassed by your great great great great granny's tastesWhat IS that outfit? The collar.
.. That's why you joined ussss. Welcomeeee! lol
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