nothing I love more than a fragmented cucumber on a warm afternoonWhen even Mother Granger thinks you look stupid, it’s time to rethink yourENN SAMBLAY
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edit: WUT. Methinks someone has snuck some ethanol into Roobee’s afternoon mocktail.
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Ruby Granger #28 What a depacle!
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Was the notebook Ruby's attempt to be more authorly, just feels like she is trying to be an author and looking like one instead of writing stuff down. Has she ever heard of a bag to put them in there instead of a pocket? Can't blame Mother Granger for making fun of her and I think that Martha would have a lot to say about her doing that. Ruby never fails to amaze me in the things that she does at times and always surprises me no matter how long I've been watching her videos. Would like to see a day in the life of Ruby, a not for youtube one, to see what she is like off-camera and not performing, I don't know how different she would be but it would be interesting to be a fly on the wall in the Granger household.
I hope people continue to call her out
The “how are these similar?” question is straight from the standardised IQ test used by qualified psychologist (obviously cucumbers and rocks is not in it!) - is this meant to make her seem more knowledgable and intellectual? (Her response would not score her any points).When even Mother Granger thinks you look stupid, it’s time to rethink your
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Observations in my Writer's Notebook:
1) It might be possible to die from uncontrollable laughter.
2) Ruby has discovered some special mushrooms growing in her garden.
3) Observations that you 'just think' are also known as 'thoughts' and most people experience these during the day.
4) If there is no connection between two things, perhaps it's best to make your peace with this fact and move on with your life.
5) There is a cove in Italy containing both rocks and cucumber (in fragments).
6) Best enjoyed on warm afternoons.
7) If you go down to the cove today, you're sure for a big surprise.
8) Time shrinks all cucumbers
I will make more insightful notes as they occur to me. Right now, my brain is both quiscent and dormant, abstract and carnal, mangled and shining, dazed and bemused, as clear as the sun on the Tuscan Sea, as lyrical as the moonlight on a muddy puddle, breathless like the interior of a mouldy trunk, silent as an abandoned book club, productive as a pumpkin, generous as a vending machine, intercepted by baguettes, their warm crisp softness exemplifying in tangible culinary form the abstract essence of friendship. #rubywrites
She is so pretentious, it really reminds me of that Robert Pattinson quote about pretentious dishevelment
Someone needs to make up a clever phrase to describe wealthy people who cosplay having a job (or indeed, a personality
). Ruby seems to think that just by buying stuff or wearing certain things it will make her into something - I wear a jaunty neckerchief and a beret and therefore JE VIENS DE PARIS, I buy lots of books therefore I AM A READER, I carry a notebook and pen and try to look thoughtful and dishevelled and therefore I AM A WROITER. Next week she will be doing something mildly bonkers and/or offensively stereotypical to show us that now she is AN ITALIAN. THAT IS WHO I AM.Given her obsession with Lewis Carroll, the first thing I thought when I read the thing about the cucumbers was that she was trying to emulate “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” Obviously it did not succeed
OT the bit about being Italian reminded me of a former boss who was a raging narcissist and had anger control issues. He used to yell and throw things and say it was his Italian temper. He wasn’t Italian at all, but his then-wife had some relatives in Italy, so… checks out, I guess?Someone needs to make up a clever phrase to describe wealthy people who cosplay having a job (or indeed, a personality
I'd kill to be a fly on the wall in the Granger household, but knowing the average lifespan of a fly trapped in Ruby's room makes me think it might not be the best idea.
Good, so she's on the other side of the country. I feel safer now
Number 3 may have led to the escape of a giggle!
She talks a load of rit doesn't she?
Glanced at that 'outfit' while browsing Tattle and briefly thought that Ruby must have taken a job as a waitress at a posh cafe or sth - because why else would anyone carry a notebook and pen in their blazer like that! What the hell! Either a waitress, or the world's worst private detective, or me at age ten, back when I wanted to become an author so I carried my unwieldy Harry Potter-themed notebook with me everywhere.
Also why do cucumbers get smaller over time... is that supposed to be some naughty innuendo about wicks or sth... and what was all that stuff about rocks in a cove... is Ruby stoned or did she just get too much sun? I'm so! Confused!
Also why do cucumbers get smaller over time... is that supposed to be some naughty innuendo about wicks or sth... and what was all that stuff about rocks in a cove... is Ruby stoned or did she just get too much sun? I'm so! Confused!
"WHATAVVER dyoo yoo mean? I was johst showing off moiy OUTFIT OF THE DAY! Or as the French would say, INN-SOMBLERR of the Y'OH-JORD-WEE-AY!"
The fact they have jetted off to France and Italy in the space of a month… can’t wait for her TED talk on climate and sustainability!
Does Mother Granger not know that her WHOLE IDENTITY is being a writer?! It would be like Queen Liz rocking up to dinner without a marmalade sandwich filled handbag…
Her voice and speech in the story about her “ensemble” was more of how she really speaks when not being all performative and “academic”.
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