Roadside Mum #2 Delete your account!

[FrannyGallops]

Am I doing poor wrong?

Yes. You need to document it in a 35 tweet thread. Make sure you include how the assistant at Primark looked down their nose at you, and how you had an altercation with the security guard because he gave you a funny look due to you wearing the wrong kind of shoes (roller blades) and talked to you in a menacing tone (you didn’t hear the actual words he said but picked up on the ‘tone’, learned from your Hells Angels mates. Obvs).

Or something.

 

[FlashBoof]

Sharing without comment.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Wish I’d been there at Morrison’s for the end where everyone clapped.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

But but but, RSM can't own a dog, you see. She once had to surrender a dog on behalf of (another) disadvantaged friend who had lost everything/gone into care/Ruby Rose and is now on a LIST which means she can't adopt a pup. Like ever again. She did a thread on it.

I'm sure the oblique point was rattle rattle and send me a designer puppy.

ETA -receipts.

She's an eternal victim. Instead of a tweet thread, why not send an email or letter to the RSPCA outlining the situation and asking them to reconsider.

They do not blacklist you for handing in an animal in at all especially an animal that isn’t yours daft mare I swear she’s got some sort of wheel she spins to come up with these tales.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Going off like a frog in a sock, Roadsidemum is, cos she's (a) gone in fighting where there is no fight to be had; and (b) doubling down on not "seeing" or reading a tweeter's bio which says "glaucoma, using caps not shouting"; (c) made a new tweet on her own account.

She's such a [insert word of choice]

Which is funny because she always condescends to people she decides haven’t read HER bio

This person winds me up in a way no other thread subject on Tattle has. Why is this is a thing, that people spew out nastiness and get away with never apologising, never thanking someone for a different viewpoint, never NOT being horrible to people? Why do people still engage with them and, even worse, enable them by giving them money and supporting this nasty bollocks?

I haven’t read this thread in ages and it ain’t an airport but I have to duck out of this. This person is a million times worse for me than Jack Monroe and that’s really saying something

 

[GoLando]

So RM is writing a book of experiences of The Poor after asking people to send her their experiences?

I’m sure I’ve heard this before

 

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

Why are they obsessed with recipe books , fucking hell we all know what to do now, put a bowl of weetabix on the radiator, use mouse shit as black pepper and put the cashapp link in the bio.
Wish these high iq peeps would stop beating us around the head with it

Have to add here why are they so obsessed with poor people buying their books man. We get an itemised list of why they can’t afford anything and why life is so inconsiderate, yet they are still advising people spend valuable resources on buying their crap,
I been poor… proper poor, I have an awful origin story like most of us probs do…. but i swear the absolute last thing on my old agenda was buying cooking books. giz your shitty recipe or fuck off man

I think i’m so angry because of the condescending nature of the convos too. taking it back to monroe; saying she had to sell an omega watch. like fuck the fuck right off.
I’m sure it must have been awful, naturally. I’m not a total cow bag, but if you were in possession of one in the first place it wouldn’t suggest to me that you have steeeruggled as much as the next person whose identity you are currently copying.
i hate doing poverty top trumps because it’s all relative, but these bells think it’s like oliver twist raggy clothing and all that jazz when actually most of us hid and continue to hide in plain fucking sight. They’re just making the cause about them and taking peoples hard earned and well deserved cash.

 

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

Honestly how does she have the time to do anything else when she’s getting into twitter arguments at least 10 times a day? sheeeesh she’s exhausting.
How NOT to promote a book, lol.

ETA- Im still confused as to what exactly this book is. Her vague description does not fill me with confidence that it’s going to be a “book that the world needs”. Poverty porn and ruthless self promotion me thinks.

Absolutely NO shame. We are dealing with a level 100 grifter here i’m certain of it.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Just a reminder that Roadside Mum "passes" as white/as an average settled person, as stated by Roadside Mum herself. Seems important to her (both in itself and re her anonymity*) so I want to confirm we know

* anonymity is also due to narc DV

I mean obviously she 'passes', she's literally a white Brit small 't' traveller. It's not so much 'passing' as, like, just being taken for her correct ethnic identity lols.

 

[Bunmog]

When did people lose all pride? I just can’t comprehend the brass neck of these people to constantly hint and fish for money, from people who are probably worse off than them (Jack Monroe I’m looking right at you).
I volunteered in a food bank as a student and I remember how embarrassed and ashamed a lot of the service users were, it was really hard for them to ask for anything.
The foodbank would help with signposting to other support agencies and had a couple of computers to help with job/benefit applications. Most people were desperate to lift themselves out of the position they were in and were generally so proactive about things. We used to offer a hot meal on Fridays and it developed such a lovely sense of community. Many of the people volunteering had used food-banks previously and so wanted to give back and support others in the same boat.

RSM and Jack just sit and moan and hold out their hands while blaming others for their circumstance.

 

[sixdinnersid83]

A solitary intelligent tweeter asking what happens to the money if the project is not successful. She has ignored it so far. Probably blocked her now.

But apparently she has ALWAYS had a job.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

If Roadside Dad does exist, I imagine he smells like a pub. One of those pubs that's never recovered from the olden times when you used to be able to smoke indoors and the carpet is sticky from decades of spilt beer. I also think RSM smells like a sweaty hamster and the children smell like rancid margarine. You're welcome for these fascinating insights, you can put some money in my cashapp if you like. I'm not going to force you to but I will guilt trip you over it if you don't.

 

[Dustye]

Teachers are role models
Diversity is so important

Spoiler: Episode 3: the arsehole Millennial teacher

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Some millennials are turning 40 this year. Sick of the term 'millennials' being bandied about to suggest juvenile morons with no life experience. I'm a millennial with over a decade of experience in my career, a child and a mortgage FFS, and I can't imagine she's more than ten years older than me (if she's not some bot or random bloke, I'm leaning towards @heretoreaditall2019's theory on that). Urgh she winds me up so much!!!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

The RSPCA are literally killing animals! They hate travellers and the disabled. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.

Does she realise the RSPCA don't have a monopoly on rehoming animals? There's not a universal blacklist (if we assume there is a blacklist, which there isn't). Like, if you want to get a dog there are other organisations. Prat.

 

[EllaEm87]

I still maintain in the morrisons thing she fired the first shots hence the reaction she got, and it wasn’t because she’s a traveller (small t) but because she was being a lairy Idiot (big I)

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

My goodness I thought JM was bad, RSM is just so incredibly spiteful isn't she? What a horrible way to live life. I was going to call her a cow but I love cows. She's just plain nasty. I wouldn't usually use person insults but those Jo Cox tweets have really shocked me - there's absolutely no need to be so vile.

 

[OhhBacon]

RSM giving us the downlow on how she became (or could have become) an investment banker this morning…

Isn’t this the plot from Heidi? (Been years since I read it but sure I’ve heard this before!)

 

[FrannyGallops]

‘I don’t have the strength to type 200 words for work, so here’s 200 words on Twitter about how I can’t type 200 words instead. Thread 1/45’

 

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

“and the whole town clapped”

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Top 2% GCSE results? Top 2% IQ? On what planet?! She's demonstrably a complete idiot who thinks that the more words they write, the smarter they look. I've also never come across a single person who boasts about their high IQ who wasn't a total fucking bellend because most people of high intelligence realise IQ doesn't mean anything. I await the thread about how she was diagnosed gifted before being unceremoniously ejected from school for stealing a scalpel but was still somehow allowed to sit her GCSEs #jacktruther