If it were possible to have frozen time back around 2013, that period of Taika would have been perfect to stop at, personality-wise. He was probably still an a, no doubt, but he came across as himself, and a little more genuine, rather than the absolute caricatured sleazeball he now unfortunately seems to relish in being. His personality is perfect for Rita’s; they’re both as self absorbed as each other.
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Naked looking and with what just looks like greasy hair. Her stylists must genuinely dislike her, wtaf
Any rightminded family and partner would be horrified at their daughter/wife/sister walking around at a ceremony like that. In my opinion, and same applies if sexes reversed.
Gross and desperate
Gross and desperate
How did she bend over in that? Or sit down even?
Just vag out?
God, imagine the state of the crutch
Just vag out?
God, imagine the state of the crutch
The pair of them are just so grim. Taika looks like a grotty old 1970’s sofa and he must be sweating like a pig. And then Rita in that wrinkly old body stocking. Ick.
Completely. Making it big time is the worst thing that can happen to someone like him. He's obviously got an ego but he was likely able to stay a bit more grounded before. He always seemed to me like someone who needs people around him to keep his impulses reined in and Rita doesn't seem like the best person to do that. Who knows, I could be wrong but he looks like he's distancing from marvel and disney and being more based in New Zealand so maybe he's trying to go back to basics? But he's married to someone who needs fame and attention like oxygen.
He’s the walking embodiment of a midlife crisis.
He had much better style before he met her. He looked quirky before but now he's so try hard, trying to look youthful and edgy.
We'll probably get that next year. They'll all be gagging to be the first fill frontal vag at the MetJust vag out?
God, imagine the state of the crutch
Absolutely. I wrote this whole massive response but honestly it can all be boiled down to - he’s such a disappointment and it’s a real shame. The voice he could have had, compared to the voice he chooses to use, are light years apart. He might have got constant praise and a rapidly rising star, but he has really wasted what made him interesting in the first place.
He looks so fed up of her naked antics
Alexa, show me a midlife crisis....
Oh god,
This is so cringe I could barely watch
Interesting that Taika didn't post any photo's of Rita from the Met,just himself.
i don’t blame him; I wouldn’t want a permanent reminder of that swanky, wrinkly bodysuit on my feed either, no matter how hot and sexy I kept claiming my wife to be (while draped across the range rovers or hot tubs I was clearly getting freebies to promote).
if there was a male version of Rita’s outfit and my husband wore it, I wouldn’t want to be seen in public with him either, let alone have to keep seeing it every time I went onto Instagram
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Did anyone else notice on her Instagram, Rita appeared to be wearing a sheer bra at some point under that after party outfit. I’ll try to attach a link but I’m a noob so hopefully it’ll work!
I’m assuming that means she decided during the night that she would just fully get her bits out, because… well… her nickname says it all really. Either that or she edited / had her team edit her nips to look more demure for her own feed. Which would just be bizarre, but not beyond the realms of Rita.
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…if I was the stylist, I would be demanding not name removed from that post
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“My” not “not” .. lol
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