Rita Ora #2

[ranchdistressing]

Good 'ole Kathy Burke! Always on the money.

 

[jumpmoon]

Now her ‘collection’ in Penney’s/Primarni- what a load of crud oh my gosh, quality worse than SheIn 0.25 ply toilet roll. I was having a peruse and a bunch of other girls were commenting ‘who would want a Rita Ora hoodie in this day and age?!’ A friend of mine wants to do an in depth study on who her fans actually are, if they exist, who is asking for things like this tat, who is bank rolling her, why her PR is so powerful and insistent. There were a bunch of childhood pictures of her in the window of the shop?! WHO is asking for this?! REVEAL YOURSELVES this is one of the most perplexing conundrums of our times.

 

[AdsB]

 

[FrannyGallops]

Can’t stand this woman. I’m surprised the thread doesn’t have more posts but I suppose it’s testament that even when she’s so loathsome, she can’t even get people interested enough to slag her off.

The only thing left at the end of the world will be cockroaches and Rita Ora still flashing her tits and arse trying to drum up some attention.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Alas, Rita's the one laughing out of all of this, getting a decent wedge of money out of Primark for it.

Meh. If it was me, I’d find it humiliating, however much I’d been paid. Although you have to think she must have the skin of a rhino to keep going.

Still not as embarrassing as this though

 

[Mel Donte]

Did anyone catch her interview? "All these beads really age to the 1st and 2nd century BC. I mean some are like older, I think, than anyone on this planet". Yes Rita, good guess - nobody from 2000+ years ago is still alive.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Rita. Come collect your things

 

[Halister]

Another classic comment

 

[Tharsheblows]

I know all publicity is good publicity but really?
She looks like she’s wearing my nans old fly screen from her back door and T looks like he’s raided the DFS skip for off cuts.

 

[PeteM]

She's entered "tough wank" territory. I think I find Krusty The Clown more alluring these days.

 

[Orphan_Black]

"Nobody was hurt during the taking of this photo so save it."
Yeah guys, Rita doesn't need any lectures about how these precariously-posed pictures could have led to a fatal accident! If you have to balance on a roof terrace to get your thirst traps so be it! Rita's a true artist!

Looks like she's having a piss over the ledge

(Those socks are just tragic.)

 

[Warpaint]

She looks like someone who runs a no nonsense brothel and enjoys giving the low earning girls a beating now and again.

 

[PeteM]

I wouldn't go that far. She used to be pretty and did have a stunning body. Her live vocals used to be woeful but she definitely improved a lot around the time of "I Will Never Let You Down" being released.

The main problem is that no matter how much money her labels spend on her or how much PR she gets, she doesn't connect at all with people - she isn't exactly likeable.

 

[HeyBabes]

Taika used to be a well respected, talented director. Now he’s stepping out with a washed up (but not washed) desperado. What a downfall

 

[Halister]

Absolute state of it … bog-eyed mess

 

[Topaz]

He looks like her dad!

I know everyone says this because of the age gap but I can definitely see a passing resemblance between Taika and Rita's dad from when they were both younger

 

[FrannyGallops]

From CDAN

I used to really like Taika til around the time he got with her and now he’s just shown himself up as a low rent middle aged pervy bloke and there’s no coming back from it.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Said it before....and I'll say it again.....She's his Yoko.

I think Rita is a symptom, not the cause. His ego got to him long before she did.

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That caption

 

[chirpycheapcheap]

She always looks like she needs a wash, so who would buy whatever she slaps on her hair, who knows.

Nobody buys her shite music, the only clothing brand she can work with is Primark, her husband’s career has gone off the rails, they are both part of the “up all night club”, her PR works overtime in an attempt to keep her relevant (erm she’s not), and she’s as thick as mince

who .. I repeat who … would buy her “hair product” ??

Always brightens my day when this thread comes to life and I’m reminded that there are other sane people who can’t stand this chump.