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Why does she look so pleased with herself? The outfit is rank and unflattering 🍳🍳 and even though she's got a hair care range she decided to look like she's rubbed lard over her hair. The airheaded grin though. No thoughts, head empty is Rita.

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Hmm, wonder what happened to the discarded bizarre headpiece, where did it go. A mystery! 🤔😉🤪
Taika’s head, I think. That certainly looks like a photoshop of his hair on her head!
 
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PeteM

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There are loads of blinds at the moment about how Taika promised her a leading role in one of his films, but it hasn’t happened.
Looking at that absolute abortion of an advert, I can see why.
I can see now why it hasn't happened. Fuck me does her accent go on a world tour there.
 
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Millais

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There’s a magazine in the waiting room at my work in New Zealand with her on the front with the headline ‘Kia ora Rita Ora’ and seeing the te reo Māori headline pisses me off every time I see it. Rita didn’t even know her husband is Māori and called him ‘half a Samoan man’ but every time she touches down at Auckland airport, the media goes wild and heralds her arrival in a language she probably doesn’t even realise exists.
 
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Millais

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I’m listening to the new Alan Partridge audiobook and guess who was just bloody mentioned? Alan wondering whether Jonathan Ross is sitting with the Masked Singer team at the NTAs because he’ll be sat near Rita Ora. You can’t escape her! Partridge was a safe space!
 
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LaraQ

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She's eye-fucking herself and looking smug, he seems bored and over it. Couple goals! ❤❤❤
Divorce next year,for real.I think he was initially dazzled by her "celebrity".He really embraced the Hollywood lifestyle and was probably high on the idea of marrying someone famous.She must be as annoying af.
 
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“He always manages to let his wife take the spotlight”. Well OK. But that’s usually because she’s got her tits out and the rest of her is covered in a doily and a few bits of string.
The video on her Instagram definitely doesn’t look like she’s being showered with kisses, or whatever the Fail would have us believe.
Every expression of his is akin to the face one would make when being unwelcomingly licked by an irritating terrier. He looks like he was reading something / on his phone, before Rita launches at him and starts drooling on his cheeks.

I guess her yachting past gave her ample experience of rubbing herself all over old guys. Allegedly of course.
 
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Halister

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Glad to see that her hair is promoting her new hair care range so well.

Clearly taking fashion tips from Kanye Wests wife, and hoping for just as much publicity. Unfortunately for her, a number of attendees had decided to do similar, and the sight of someone’s bare arse was not shocking, just kinda dull.

The whole ensemble is dreadful, including her rarely smiling husband
 
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It appears that in between promoting her acting career in The Descendants, the Whora is still menacing Europe / European festivals with her new music. Which seems like an excuse to basically wear next to nothing, because now that her new song has quite spectacularly failed to ignite any summer charts, there's nothing for it but to get her arse out, as usual.

I live on mainland Europe, came here from the UK, and can confidently say that in France, at least, Rita's music doesn't bother the mainstream commercial radio stations she's trying to pitch it to. Her best chart position here was in the mid 40s, back in 2018 or so. She's never played on the stations you'd expect to hear her, but they adore Dua Lipa, interestingly - she never seems to be off air every few hours!

Rita just doesn't want to accept that she's only ever been a session singer - her career started and ended with Hot Right Now, which was DJ Fresh's track anyway, and the only reason she's still relevant is because she's willing to do and/or show anything and everything (and do anyone) for another bite of fame.
 
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LaraQ

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One day Rita will learn the difference between your and you're but today is not that day.
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Birdbrain also wrote a crawling birthday message to Kate Moss, calling her zero to none 😳 she also included a picture of one of her stepkids which is odd as she told the kid she wasn't allowed in her tiktok the other week 🤨
As much as Taika annoys me,I do think he's a intelligent guy.Her ignorance must drive him nuts,or will in the future.
 
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chirpycheapcheap

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I know, I suppose it's the difference between being 'famous' and 'tabloid famous.' Even though he's a much, much bigger star and talent, she's got more household name/face recognition.

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Thought that said “chavvy hair” 😂
 
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LaraQ

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There have been a few stories about him being adamant about having no more kids as it's too much hassle. If she is, I wonder how he will handle it.
Well, he cheated on his ex wife when she was pregnant,so probably not well.Taika is the epitome of a man child.
 
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Orphan_Black

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There are sex workers walking the streets tonight offering £5 blowjobs; that'll look more classy than our Rita.
 
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Ametrine

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My Instagram scrolling this morning was rudely interrupted by an advert for Rita advertising this Omaze house, which also has a photo of herself on the mantelpiece.

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I have to say I begrudgingly admire how much she loves herself, and how confident and shameless she is.

Maybe those amongst us who are wracked with self-doubt could learn a lot from her!
 
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