Rita Ora #2

[LaraQ]

I remember Weinstein going out of his way to publicly praise Rita for her role in Southpaw.I think we all know how she got that job.

 

[Topaz]

This is a whole mess.

Never seen a famous person so delighted to have paparazzi around.

 

[HeyBabes]

Well fucking every man you can find in a desperate search for fame and fortune is probably hard work.

She has the hardest working knees in the industry

 

[LaraQ]

Taika’s head, I think. That certainly looks like a photoshop of his hair on her head!

Lol.It is. It's just his hair.

 

[Topaz]

Same in her new music video. I haven’t yet been able to work out the theme, beyond Hora dances around in her bra at a laundrette, but seeing the state of her in it, she really ought to have loaded herself in for a wash too.

Looks like she tried and the machine spat her out

 

[FrannyGallops]

Need to find footage of this asap lol

 

[PeteM]

We all missed Rita's 33rd birthday, which is a shame, as her age is now the same number as the amount of copies she sold of her recent album in its second week of release.

 

[Tabitha D]

Well Taika’s career has been heading down the shitter for a while, and I don’t see Rita exactly helping with that.
Every time I see a pic of him at yet another of those grotty parties he goes to with the wife, he looks like he’s dying inside.

 

[Orphan_Black]

oooooo what a treat to start your week off. Hanging out of a washing machine and still looks like she needs a wash.

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

There are loads of blinds at the moment about how Taika promised her a leading role in one of his films, but it hasn’t happened.
Looking at that absolute abortion of an advert, I can see why.

 

[Not Your Kind of Person]

To no one’s surprise, the new stuff in her Primark range looks hideous.

 

[lokispokeystick]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, she gets her nips (pixelated by The Mail) .. and possibly her fanjango out at the after party

T looking wide eyed in the background .. recently out of the toilets one might think

I mean, her wedding dress was sheer as well, so if she’s got it all out (more than) once, why not again - she does exude class, after all

I feel embarrassed for Taika’s girls, with the regular tits-out displays from their stepmother. I’m sure Rita would say it’s empowering and a celebration of the female form, but yeah, whatever love.
Praise be for their mum, Taika’s ex, who seems to genuinely be a fantastic female role model for young girls.

 

[Halister]

Poor old Taikia eh ??? From Oscar Winning film Director .. to red carpet dress arranger, for that skank.

Shows what happens when you leave (or in this case kicked out), by your supportive wife, and you marry someone who encourages you to stuff most of your cash up your nose.

I’m still baffled as to how someone, who has done nothing but released bad music, that nobody is buying … still manages to get work.

 

[Halister]

She always looks like she needs a wash, so who would buy whatever she slaps on her hair, who knows.

Nobody buys her shite music, the only clothing brand she can work with is Primark, her husband’s career has gone off the rails, they are both part of the “up all night club”, her PR works overtime in an attempt to keep her relevant (erm she’s not), and she’s as thick as mince

who .. I repeat who … would buy her “hair product” ??

 

[Topaz]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, she gets her nips (pixelated by The Mail) .. and possibly her fanjango out at the after party

T looking wide eyed in the background .. recently out of the toilets one might think

Why does she look so pleased with herself? The outfit is rank and unflattering and even though she's got a hair care range she decided to look like she's rubbed lard over her hair. The airheaded grin though. No thoughts, head empty is Rita.

Hmm, wonder what happened to the discarded bizarre headpiece, where did it go. A mystery!

 

[chirpycheapcheap]

I think we can guess what changed…

 

[PeteM]

She's a hustler but her manager sister Elena is even more of one.

I passed a Primark shop earlier today and saw the Rita window display. I reckon trails of tissue covered in shit in the window would do a better job of drawing people in.

 

[lokispokeystick]

Lovely

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...-sex-husband-Taika-Waititi-mothers-house.html

JFC. This gem stood out, particularly:

" The star also discussed being a stepmother to Taika's two daughters from his first marriage, adding: 'Oh, I love it. It just feels really cool because it's like, um, I'm just the fairy godmother that doesn't actually really have any responsibility.' "

I mean, call me stupid, but when there are kids about in your home to look after - regardless of what relation they may be to you, but surely especially if they're your husband's children from his first marriage - you give them routine, stability, and you do actually show some fucking responsibility for them, even if you didn't birth them. Doubtless it's yet another Hora classic foot-in-mouth comment, but so often she opens her gob and only ever spews out idiocy, for the most part.

PSA everyone: don't leave your kids with Rita Ora....

Edit: I also love that she's described as the "Hot Right Now" singer - a track she was only ever featured on, which is over 10 years old. Says so much about her career.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Taika looks like he’s checked out

Frankly I still can’t believe he ever checked in in the first place.

 

[PeteM]

She looks mildly constipated so I don't think it's a piss she was trying to do.