Rita Ora #2

[Halister]

Poor old Taikia eh ??? From Oscar Winning film Director .. to red carpet dress arranger, for that skank.

Shows what happens when you leave (or in this case kicked out), by your supportive wife, and you marry someone who encourages you to stuff most of your cash up your nose.

I’m still baffled as to how someone, who has done nothing but released bad music, that nobody is buying … still manages to get work.

 

[Halister]

She always looks like she needs a wash, so who would buy whatever she slaps on her hair, who knows.

Nobody buys her shite music, the only clothing brand she can work with is Primark, her husband’s career has gone off the rails, they are both part of the “up all night club”, her PR works overtime in an attempt to keep her relevant (erm she’s not), and she’s as thick as mince

who .. I repeat who … would buy her “hair product” ??

 

[hayezmysteries]

That outfit is horrendous! I know some of the met gala dresses are bit out there but at least you can see somekind of workmanship or craft in them..hers looks like she got a last minute invite and just knocked something up from bits left under the bed!

 

[Tabitha D]

The pair of them are just so grim. Taika looks like a grotty old 1970’s sofa and he must be sweating like a pig. And then Rita in that wrinkly old body stocking. Ick.

 

[chirpycheapcheap]

I think we can guess what changed…

 

[PeteM]

She's a hustler but her manager sister Elena is even more of one.

I passed a Primark shop earlier today and saw the Rita window display. I reckon trails of tissue covered in shit in the window would do a better job of drawing people in.

 

[HeyBabes]

Taika's face is that of a man who is learning his wife is killing his career

 

[Meehee69]

From CDAN

 

[lokispokeystick]

Taika used to be a well respected, talented director. Now he’s stepping out with a washed up (but not washed) desperado. What a downfall

He used to be a really good looking guy, even (or especially) as he aged and greyed. Now he just looks like the poster boy for a miserable midlife crisis. He just looks knackered to be honest.

The unpleasant wrinkles in Rita’s body stocking get-up look like the way my four year old wears her tights. And what a great way for her to promote her new haircare line, by going extra greasy. Sorry…. Wet look. Urgh. The BBC have a story on the 25 best / most striking Met looks. Rita didn’t make the cut. What a shame.

 

[lokispokeystick]

Lovely

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...-sex-husband-Taika-Waititi-mothers-house.html

JFC. This gem stood out, particularly:

" The star also discussed being a stepmother to Taika's two daughters from his first marriage, adding: 'Oh, I love it. It just feels really cool because it's like, um, I'm just the fairy godmother that doesn't actually really have any responsibility.' "

I mean, call me stupid, but when there are kids about in your home to look after - regardless of what relation they may be to you, but surely especially if they're your husband's children from his first marriage - you give them routine, stability, and you do actually show some fucking responsibility for them, even if you didn't birth them. Doubtless it's yet another Hora classic foot-in-mouth comment, but so often she opens her gob and only ever spews out idiocy, for the most part.

PSA everyone: don't leave your kids with Rita Ora....

Edit: I also love that she's described as the "Hot Right Now" singer - a track she was only ever featured on, which is over 10 years old. Says so much about her career.

 

[Halister]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, she gets her nips (pixelated by The Mail) .. and possibly her fanjango out at the after party

T looking wide eyed in the background .. recently out of the toilets one might think

 

[Miss Begotten]

Taika looks like he’s checked out

Frankly I still can’t believe he ever checked in in the first place.

 

[Millais]

I’m listening to the new Alan Partridge audiobook and guess who was just bloody mentioned? Alan wondering whether Jonathan Ross is sitting with the Masked Singer team at the NTAs because he’ll be sat near Rita Ora. You can’t escape her! Partridge was a safe space!

 

[PeteM]

She looks mildly constipated so I don't think it's a piss she was trying to do.

 

[Warpaint]

One of my colleagues got that fake fur jacket that's in the tiktok video. She tried it on in the office and looked like she was off down to the sidewalk to give her low earning girls a bit of a slap around.

Of course I politely nodded it looked nice though

 

[LaraQ]

She looks totally manic, she must be on something ?

I honestly think is the thing that bonded her and Taika.

 

[artnouveau]

I actually think she can sing and has quite a good voice but there’s something fundamentally unlikeable about her that I can’t put my finger on. I don’t care that she’s slept her way to the top either, if that’s what she willing to do. I don’t know what it is about her but some people just gel with public consciousness and some don’t and she’s the latter. Maybe it’s that she stinks of desperation or the fact that she keeps getting thrust into the public’s face when it’s been proven that she not going to happen.

I guess it’s the ‘it’ factor. Madonna was never a particularly likeable character with a lot less talent but she made it work in a way that Rita can’t.

Madonna has less talent than Rita Ora I would have to disagree. It's very unlikely Rita will be winning any awards or releasing music in 40 years time.

 

[Ametrine]

My Instagram scrolling this morning was rudely interrupted by an advert for Rita advertising this Omaze house, which also has a photo of herself on the mantelpiece.

I have to say I begrudgingly admire how much she loves herself, and how confident and shameless she is.

Maybe those amongst us who are wracked with self-doubt could learn a lot from her!

 

[FrannyGallops]

Why are there posters of Rita Ora’s mum all over Primark now? Is she in on the collection (which, incidentally looks like a bag of rags which has been dropped from a great height, run over and then washed ashore)?

I think she knitted all these hats

 

[emm]

She's on the cover of the evening standard magazine in London today and the editor describes her as "one of the hardest working people in showbiz" or something. Wtaf