Rita Ora #2

[shellie]

Now her ‘collection’ in Penney’s/Primarni- what a load of crud oh my gosh, quality worse than SheIn 0.25 ply toilet roll. I was having a peruse and a bunch of other girls were commenting ‘who would want a Rita Ora hoodie in this day and age?!’ A friend of mine wants to do an in depth study on who her fans actually are, if they exist, who is asking for things like this tat, who is bank rolling her, why her PR is so powerful and insistent. There were a bunch of childhood pictures of her in the window of the shop?! WHO is asking for this?! REVEAL YOURSELVES this is one of the most perplexing conundrums of our times.

The Primark stuff seems like Haute Couture compared to what she had on here. Every time you think she has scrapped the bottom of the barrel, she goes and proves us wrong.

Admittedly, some of the other outfits at the event were bad, but nothing screamed trash as much as this. I did wonder for a moment if the mask was some kind of FU towards people because of the whole Pandemic Party shit she got herself into. Then I remembered who I was talking about and realised she probably just thought it looked good....honestly, it's at times like this that I miss Joan Rivers as she would have a field day with some of the cack she wears.

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...785379/British-Vogue-Forces-Change-party.html

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Agree, it's probably an ego-boost to seem all-knowing to her but he'll get tired of having to explain every little thing eventually.

I hate having to suffer through her on The Masked Singer. Davina was describing her favourite cheese while holding a fake moustache and then Rita talked all over her going "gimme gimme pass it to me!" like an actual child

She is such a knob on the Masked Singer. She really thinks she’s a superstar, but actually contributes zero to the panel and never offers and decent insights or valid guesses. I get the vibe that the other judges aren’t fans either, they seem to slate her whenever they can but it’s dressed up as “banter”. Like when they had Charlie Simpson on the panel when she was off and Davina said “it’s great to have a musician on the panel!” And Jonathan commented that sounded like a diss to Rita I mean, she’s many things, but musician is not one of them!

 

[P1nkie!]

I saw my first Rita Ora Primark piece in the wild yesterday. Cheap tat... Made a pretty girl with a nice figure look like a streetwalker. Absolutely giving EastEnders market stall level of style. Nobody could make that look good. After years of being on trend, Primark are back to where they were in the 80's, absolute garbage, sack the buyers

 

[Mel Donte]

Gosh that's a lot of bad choices in one very small outfit.

 

[Warpaint]

One of my colleagues got that fake fur jacket that's in the tiktok video. She tried it on in the office and looked like she was off down to the sidewalk to give her low earning girls a bit of a slap around.

Of course I politely nodded it looked nice though

 

[hayezmysteries]

That outfit is horrendous! I know some of the met gala dresses are bit out there but at least you can see somekind of workmanship or craft in them..hers looks like she got a last minute invite and just knocked something up from bits left under the bed!

 

[FrannyGallops]

Why are there posters of Rita Ora’s mum all over Primark now? Is she in on the collection (which, incidentally looks like a bag of rags which has been dropped from a great height, run over and then washed ashore)?

I think she knitted all these hats

 

[Abominatrix]

There isn’t a thread for him but he’s Rita adjacent… did anyone else see that Jeff Bezos was at Vas Morgan’s Halloween party?? HOW is his little black book so extensive?? He is literally a random guy from TOWIE…….

I don't know of this person at all, but generally those sorts of people, the ones that know everybody from all these different wealthy/famous circles, they're selling something.

Whether it's flesh or drugs or whatever, he's the hook up.

And Rita Ora is a total joke, can't believe she's still clinging to this sad career of hers.

 

[Tabitha D]

The pair of them are just so grim. Taika looks like a grotty old 1970’s sofa and he must be sweating like a pig. And then Rita in that wrinkly old body stocking. Ick.

 

[emm]

She's on the cover of the evening standard magazine in London today and the editor describes her as "one of the hardest working people in showbiz" or something. Wtaf

 

[Mel Donte]

Taika's career has been nothing but flops and cancellations since he got with Rita.

 

[lokispokeystick]

Ooh it's been quiet here for a while. Don't worry though, nothing changes - it's another summer, so it's the release another Reet "anthem", Heat I had a look at the chart positions for it today, and in the UK at least, it appears to not have charted at all. What. A. Shame.

 

[HeyBabes]

Taika's face is that of a man who is learning his wife is killing his career

 

[Meehee69]

From CDAN

 

[HeyBabes]

Divorce next year,for real.I think he was initially dazzled by her "celebrity".He really embraced the Hollywood lifestyle and was probably high on the idea of marrying someone famous.She must be as annoying af.

It’s odd though, I’d always classed him as more famous than she ever was

 

[lokispokeystick]

Taika used to be a well respected, talented director. Now he’s stepping out with a washed up (but not washed) desperado. What a downfall

He used to be a really good looking guy, even (or especially) as he aged and greyed. Now he just looks like the poster boy for a miserable midlife crisis. He just looks knackered to be honest.

The unpleasant wrinkles in Rita’s body stocking get-up look like the way my four year old wears her tights. And what a great way for her to promote her new haircare line, by going extra greasy. Sorry…. Wet look. Urgh. The BBC have a story on the 25 best / most striking Met looks. Rita didn’t make the cut. What a shame.

 

[soph30]

Well nobody else is going to work with you

 

[lokispokeystick]

If it were possible to have frozen time back around 2013, that period of Taika would have been perfect to stop at, personality-wise. He was probably still an arse, no doubt, but he came across as himself, and a little more genuine, rather than the absolute caricatured sleazeball he now unfortunately seems to relish in being. His personality is perfect for Rita’s; they’re both as self absorbed as each other.

 

[Not Your Kind of Person]

 

[Halister]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, she gets her nips (pixelated by The Mail) .. and possibly her fanjango out at the after party

T looking wide eyed in the background .. recently out of the toilets one might think