Rightmove gems #5

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Small 11-bed castle for rent in Wales. At £5,000 a month that's going to be cheaper than a lot of London flats!

 
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Once I heard someone say: Rich people things require rich people money to upkeep them. And this has stayed with me forever. Whenever I want something fancy, with a status symbol assigned to it (e.g. a Defender car), this quote gets me out of wanting it. It's not just the one of purchase but bills associated with it.
 
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Someone on Reddit said it has crazy bear hotel vibes. My partner likes it 🙈
 
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I wonder which newcastle player was selling it and which one bought it... Darras Hall is full of them!
 
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Beautiful Georgian features and lovely waterfront location and views, but hmm 🤔 8 bedrooms and only 2 bathrooms would be problematic
 
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Beautiful Georgian features and lovely waterfront location and views, but hmm 🤔 8 bedrooms and only 2 bathrooms would be problematic
That's lovely, but I'd want anther reception room for that price!
 
Beautiful Georgian features and lovely waterfront location and views, but hmm 🤔 8 bedrooms and only 2 bathrooms would be problematic
2 additional toilets for 4 total but agreed, not enough for 8 bedrooms. You'd need a rota for showering.
 
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personification of money can't buy taste (see leopard print floating bed for prime example)
 
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personification of money can't buy taste (see leopard print floating bed for prime example)
Those beds are horrible. Plus everything looks so hard - there's nothing soft and warm and welcoming in that house at all. All hard floors and sharp angles.
 
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personification of money can't buy taste (see leopard print floating bed for prime example)
It could not be uglier.

Who wants a bed you have to scramble in to?

And you'd worry about falling off in your sleep.

Hideous.
 
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It could not be uglier.

Who wants a bed you have to scramble in to?

And you'd worry about falling off in your sleep.

Hideous.
Forget falling off in your sleep, I’d be afraid of it collapsing and bringing the wall down when it’s jiggy time! Hardly sexy 🫣
 
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