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CocoCottesmore

CocoCottesmore

Sheeeet said:
inigo.com

Inigo | Purveyors of Splendid Homes in Town and Country

Inigo is an estate agency for Britain’s historic homes. We represent and celebrate buildings that have stories to tell, whether you are looking to buy, sell or be inspired.
inigo.com inigo.com

If anyone wants to live in their old school assembly hall, this is just the place! Get some of those wooden gym bars on the walls and you're all set
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The picture of the seashell made me laugh with its pointlessness.
 
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HowlOwl

HowlOwl

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I see places like that and think "the spiders that are going to be hanging out there". Oh, the spiders that will be in there.
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They certainly like using white! (probably so the spiders show up better!)
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CocoCottesmore said:
The picture of the seashell made me laugh with its pointlessness.
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Why is half the screen taken up with the property name and scrolling arrows? I want full screen photos, dammit!
 
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ClockworkDolly

ClockworkDolly

kev1974 said:
I see places like that and think "the spiders that are going to be hanging out there". Oh, the spiders that will be in there.
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Replace spiders with rats and that’s my fear. 😂
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www.rightmove.co.uk

Check out this 6 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove

6 bedroom detached house for sale in Ibstone, Buckinghamshire, HP14 for £6,950,000. Marketed by Savills, Henley-On-Thames
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The house and windmill were featured in the film, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

I would adore sleeping in that windmill. Those views would keep me happy for the rest of my days. 😍🌿💚 Plus, doesn’t look to be any nearby neighbours, another bonus. 😁
 
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Anyauldnamewilldo

Anyauldnamewilldo

Sheeeet said:
inigo.com

Inigo | Purveyors of Splendid Homes in Town and Country

Inigo is an estate agency for Britain’s historic homes. We represent and celebrate buildings that have stories to tell, whether you are looking to buy, sell or be inspired.
inigo.com inigo.com

If anyone wants to live in their old school assembly hall, this is just the place! Get some of those wooden gym bars on the walls and you're all set
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What's with the artistic close up shots of the shell and wooden ball? Beautiful house but strange choices to put on the listing. Like do they come with the house?! :ROFLMAO: It's beautiful but chaotic. I couldn't deal with that living/kitchen/bedroom set up.
 
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Phil Anne Throw Pee

Phil Anne Throw Pee

Anyauldnamewilldo said:
What's with the artistic close up shots of the shell and wooden ball? Beautiful house but strange choices to put on the listing. Like do they come with the house?! :ROFLMAO: It's beautiful but chaotic. I couldn't deal with that living/kitchen/bedroom set up.
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Yeah, whoever took those pics needs sacking. Dirty sink and inanimate objects close ups. If they were trying to be arty they've failed miserably!
 
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HowlOwl

HowlOwl

Anyauldnamewilldo said:
What's with the artistic close up shots of the shell and wooden ball? Beautiful house but strange choices to put on the listing. Like do they come with the house?! :ROFLMAO: It's beautiful but chaotic. I couldn't deal with that living/kitchen/bedroom set up.
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Looks like it was a holiday home rental, with all the quirky impractical stuff and random areas (pic 22? - is that the sulking corner?)
 
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Sheeeet

Sheeeet

Knight Frank

www.knightfrank.co.uk www.knightfrank.co.uk

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If anyone is looking for the perfect place for their doomsday cult, here it is! I hope you have rich acolytes because you might need their donations
 
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ClockworkDolly

ClockworkDolly

www.rightmove.co.uk

Check out this 3 bedroom semi-detached bungalow for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom semi-detached bungalow for sale in Abbs Cross Lane, Hornchurch, RM12 for £550,000. Marketed by haart, Hornchurch
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Very cluttered house! It’s always a touching scene when you get to see the vendor in the photographs. 😂

Should be a game called Rightmove Bingo (if there isn’t already), where you can strike off all the familiar sights in the house-selling game.

Guitars, F&M hampers, Live Laugh Love decals, Clothes rails, Gym equipment, Swimming pool, Indoor/Outdoor bar…you get the gist. 😉
 
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