I've had a think and I actually can't think of anything. Not even as a child. If someone does something to me I just cut them out of my life and never speak to them again so I guess that is the revenge 
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A couple of these involving piss and tit are just simply revolting.
It scares me that people can behave like this.. Poisoning people!? Vile.
Y’all be cray cray and I am LIVING for it!!!!
Had a huge fight with my best friend. Couple days later we were helping out at a ceremony serving drinks. After the ceremony ended we were back by the drinks station and somehow got in another fight. So, I grabbed a glas and threw the Champagne in her face and left without saying another word
To this day one of my proudest moments
She forgave me and we have been friends again ever since
To this day one of my proudest moments
She forgave me and we have been friends again ever since
Mine is really tame compared to some of these!
When I was a kid my cousin stole some of my best Pokemon cards. I didn’t know until I was at my uncles house once and found my cards on a desk in my cousins room, they were in little plastic wallets so I knew they were mine. Cousin wasn’t there at the time so I didn’t say anything, but took my cards back and also took his rare promotional Mewtwo card that he got when he went to see the first Pokemon movie.
He never asked about it or said anything about the cards he took or his card going missing. I still have his card 20 years later
When I was a kid my cousin stole some of my best Pokemon cards. I didn’t know until I was at my uncles house once and found my cards on a desk in my cousins room, they were in little plastic wallets so I knew they were mine. Cousin wasn’t there at the time so I didn’t say anything, but took my cards back and also took his rare promotional Mewtwo card that he got when he went to see the first Pokemon movie.
He never asked about it or said anything about the cards he took or his card going missing. I still have his card 20 years later
Imagine having the nerve to wear red crocs and yet bully other people. He got everything that was coming to him, well done
My mum was really horrible to when I was teenager and still living at home. She is obsessed with a tidy, orderly, straight out of a magazine/looks like no one lives here house. I used to move items around, like picture frames and stuff which would drive her mad. "Accidentally" ate food items she'd bought for herself. While cutting wrapping paper I whoopsied and cut a huge snip out of my duvet cover. It was so petty looking back, but she was such a bully and made me so unhappy it was the only thing that gave me a bit of sick joy. I also knew it was the way her mind worked i.e. when I would do something she didn't like, usually accidentally, like drop a cup or something - she used to take it out on me by 'accidentally' shrinking a jumper I liked by tumble drying it or something.
Not to drag down on the 'funnier' stories - but it's a really toxic mentality to have, for me anyway. I unlearned it. Now I just "f**k em" and move on.
EDIT -
The other story I have isn't so much revenge as justice. I was getting bullied at school by a horrible boy - we were around 13 or 14 I think. He was really posh and everyone knew what his dad did for a living - it was a public facing type role too so his details were easy to get.
One day I'd had enough. After school I got the boys number off someone and texted him telling him to stop bullying me. He said no. He followed those texts up with some absolutely charming ones.
I said no problem. Referenced his dad by name, his work phone number, email and office address and told him I'd be contacting him ASAP to let him know what an a-hole his son was. And now I his awful texts to boot. He started begging me via text not too. Promised he'd be nice to me after. I never had anymore problems with him haha.
Not to drag down on the 'funnier' stories - but it's a really toxic mentality to have, for me anyway. I unlearned it. Now I just "f**k em" and move on.
EDIT -
The other story I have isn't so much revenge as justice. I was getting bullied at school by a horrible boy - we were around 13 or 14 I think. He was really posh and everyone knew what his dad did for a living - it was a public facing type role too so his details were easy to get.
One day I'd had enough. After school I got the boys number off someone and texted him telling him to stop bullying me. He said no. He followed those texts up with some absolutely charming ones.
I said no problem. Referenced his dad by name, his work phone number, email and office address and told him I'd be contacting him ASAP to let him know what an a-hole his son was. And now I his awful texts to boot. He started begging me via text not too. Promised he'd be nice to me after. I never had anymore problems with him haha.
When I was at school I was being bullied by some idiot boy, we were walking down some stairs and he kept on at me, I lost it and punched him, he went flying down the stairs and pissed himself! He was 6ft and well built i was a 5ft 3 and a size 10. He became the laughing stock of the school.
I rented this flat , the neighbours were absolutely horrendous , 6 polish adults and a dog living above us , constant noise , music it was hell. Any way my landlord wasn't interested at all , and the more I tried to get something done the worse he was . I ended up moving out and still paying rent because he refused to out it on the market to let me out of my tennency agreement early , then when my contact did come to an end , he tried to charge me for all the ridiculous things.
There was an alarm in the flat , well on the day I have keys back , I accidentally dropped on in my car and couldn't find it , I'd have a spare made which I was going to bin as I wasn't giving that key to him I'd paid for it
So anyway I have the key back , and went home and searched my car for that key , I found it , snuck back that evening and changed the intruder alarm code
I also ordered a lot of complete rit out of the back of newspaper magazines to his new address , you know those chavvy wolf fleeces , tacky trinkets that you find in the back of the TV guides and such he had 5 3XL wolf fleeces , and his surname was Willis , so addressed then to Mr Willie , yes I was very childish but honestly it was very satisfying.
A different flat , but again niehbours from absolute hell , would hear them having loud sex all over the place , parties till ,4 am , then they got a kitten and instead of emptying the litter tray like normal people , they used to bag up the cat tit in dog poo bags and leave it lying at the bottom of our steps
So one very very hot day as i was walking past thier front door I accidentally slipped whilst holding a tray of 12 eggs
by the time they got home from work it had almost cooked 
There was an alarm in the flat , well on the day I have keys back , I accidentally dropped on in my car and couldn't find it , I'd have a spare made which I was going to bin as I wasn't giving that key to him I'd paid for it
So anyway I have the key back , and went home and searched my car for that key , I found it , snuck back that evening and changed the intruder alarm code
I also ordered a lot of complete rit out of the back of newspaper magazines to his new address , you know those chavvy wolf fleeces , tacky trinkets that you find in the back of the TV guides and such he had 5 3XL wolf fleeces , and his surname was Willis , so addressed then to Mr Willie , yes I was very childish but honestly it was very satisfying. A different flat , but again niehbours from absolute hell , would hear them having loud sex all over the place , parties till ,4 am , then they got a kitten and instead of emptying the litter tray like normal people , they used to bag up the cat tit in dog poo bags and leave it lying at the bottom of our steps
So one very very hot day as i was walking past thier front door I accidentally slipped whilst holding a tray of 12 eggs
by the time they got home from work it had almost cooked I rented this flat , the neighbours were absolutely horrendous , 6 polish adults and a dog living above us , constant noise and music it was hell. Any way my landlord wasn't interested at all , and the more I tried to get something done the worse he was . I ended up moving out and still paying rent because he refused to put it on the market to let me out of my tennency agreement early , then when my contact did come to an end , he tried to charge me for all the ridiculous things like imaginary cracks in the tiles - I'd lived in it appropriately 4 months and spent as little time there as possible!
There was an alarm in the flat , well on the day I gave keys back , I accidentally dropped it in my car and couldn't find it , I'd had a spare made which I was going to bin as I wasn't giving that key to him I'd paid for it
So anyway I gave the key back , and went home and searched my car for the origional key , I found it , snuck back that evening and changed the intruder alarm code
A different flat , but again niehbours from absolute hell , would hear them having loud sex all over the place , parties till ,4 am , then they got a kitten and instead of emptying the litter tray like normal people , they used to bag up the cat tit in dog poo bags and leave it lying at the bottom of our steps
So one very very hot day as i was walking past thier front door I accidentally slipped whilst holding a tray of 12 eggs
This isn’t really revenge but it felt so good.
I was picked on by a boy at school & whilst I was also very opinionated, his words really hurt for a while. I wouldn’t say I was bullied as I always have as good as I got. I was a chunky, double chinned freckled opinionated mouthy young lady. Anyway, I kind of came into my own in terms of looks when I was about 16 and by 19, to be honest, I looked awesome. I was hourglass figured, bleached blonde, nice make up bla bla bla. I looked good and used to get a lot of attention. I bumped into this boy in a club in my home town and we had a drink together. He said, I don’t regret anything from school, I had a blast but I do regret how I treated you. I was wrong and I’m sorry.
yes you were! Thanks then. Byeeeeee. And off I went
Ps - I don’t look like that anymore. I have a job, mortgage, family & bills to pay. I have lost all faith in my ability to look good now so maybe he has the last laugh??!
I was picked on by a boy at school & whilst I was also very opinionated, his words really hurt for a while. I wouldn’t say I was bullied as I always have as good as I got. I was a chunky, double chinned freckled opinionated mouthy young lady. Anyway, I kind of came into my own in terms of looks when I was about 16 and by 19, to be honest, I looked awesome. I was hourglass figured, bleached blonde, nice make up bla bla bla. I looked good and used to get a lot of attention. I bumped into this boy in a club in my home town and we had a drink together. He said, I don’t regret anything from school, I had a blast but I do regret how I treated you. I was wrong and I’m sorry.
yes you were! Thanks then. Byeeeeee. And off I went
Ps - I don’t look like that anymore. I have a job, mortgage, family & bills to pay. I have lost all faith in my ability to look good now so maybe he has the last laugh??!
I don't know how I managed to quote myself and not Edit the typosI rented this flat , the neighbours were absolutely horrendous , 6 polish adults and a dog living above us , constant noise , music it was hell. Any way my landlord wasn't interested at all , and the more I tried to get something done the worse he was . I ended up moving out and still paying rent because he refused to out it on the market to let me out of my tennency agreement early , then when my contact did come to an end , he tried to charge me for all the ridiculous things.
There was an alarm in the flat , well on the day I have keys back , I accidentally dropped on in my car and couldn't find it , I'd have a spare made which I was going to bin as I wasn't giving that key to him I'd paid for it
So anyway I have the key back , and went home and searched my car for that key , I found it , snuck back that evening and changed the intruder alarm code
A different flat , but again niehbours from absolute hell , would hear them having loud sex all over the place , parties till ,4 am , then they got a kitten and instead of emptying the litter tray like normal people , they used to bag up the cat tit in dog poo bags and leave it lying at the bottom of our steps
So one very very hot day as i was walking past thier front door I accidentally slipped whilst holding a tray of 12 eggs
, I was on my 15 minute break at work tattle is my guilty pleasure on work breaks !!
When my ex left me for someone else I was livid to realise he/they were using my Netflix account. It was around the time 'Making a Murderer' first came out and they had started watching it. I only realised cos it popped up in my 'continue watching' and I hadn't started it yet. I kept going on it and fast forwarding to random parts of different episodes so every time they went on it they'd have to find where they were up to/what episode. Kept this going for a while until I did actually change the password, I was just amazed at the brass neck of them still continuing to use it
Not major revenge really, I just love being petty I think the ultimate revenge is that she now resembles Atllia the Hun and appears to keep his balls in her handbag, grass isn't so much greener now eh
Not major revenge really, I just love being petty
I think the ultimate revenge is that she now resembles Atllia the Hun and appears to keep his balls in her handbag, grass isn't so much greener now eh Nothing major, especially compared to some stuff here! But I had an awful ex boyfriend who cheated on me with his ex so I basically just started sleeping with various other people (generally one night stands). Very immature I admit (I was a lot younger than I am now) but it did make me feel better
There should definitely be a "best Karma you have seen" thread. Because as others day the best revenge is usually karma after you have left it. Seen it happen to many a time now to bother reacting to things anymore.
I have so many karma stories. I never really go for revenge but I do love a good bit of karma.
The saliva related ones are also enough to make me gag. I just couldn’t go down the bodily fluid means of getting my own back on someone.
When I'd worked at a nursing home a colleague who'd gradually became a foul mouthed bully to both staff and residents finally pissed me off enough to report her behaviour and language to our manager because it'd gotten beyond a joke.
At first it was an " informal report " where I simply asked she be spoken to and asked to improve her manners and cut out the foul language. My boss then informed me she'd received complaints from three other staff members and a visitor.
My informal complaint was the straw that broke the camels back and after it was investigated by HR, she was sent packing.
At first it was an " informal report " where I simply asked she be spoken to and asked to improve her manners and cut out the foul language. My boss then informed me she'd received complaints from three other staff members and a visitor.
My informal complaint was the straw that broke the camels back and after it was investigated by HR, she was sent packing.
Hi everyone.. loving the stories 
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When i was about 20 my boyfriend ( now ex husband) was supposed to come to my house after a night out. He didn’t and went home. I was home alone and scared as my dad had gone on holiday ( mum had not long died)
So in the morning i filled up a bottle of ice cold water .. went to his door around 9am ., hid the water in my coat .. his mum let me in ., went upstairs.. didn’t say a word ., poured it over his head .. ran down stairs got in my car and drove home., I blame my age ., still laugh at his face and the shock to this day
.When i was about 20 my boyfriend ( now ex husband) was supposed to come to my house after a night out. He didn’t and went home. I was home alone and scared as my dad had gone on holiday ( mum had not long died)
So in the morning i filled up a bottle of ice cold water .. went to his door around 9am ., hid the water in my coat .. his mum let me in ., went upstairs.. didn’t say a word ., poured it over his head .. ran down stairs got in my car and drove home
., I blame my age ., still laugh at his face and the shock to this day