Revenge stories

[Nebbymoo]

So as the title says really. Is revenge a dish best served cold? Or is moving on really the best revenge?
For those brave enough to share their stories of giving/receiving some revenge that want to share please feel free to give us a giggle.

 

[birdiefly246]

Does it have to be your revenge or can it be a real good instance of karma

 

[Nebbymoo]

Does it have to be your revenge or can it be a real good instance of karma

Either or

 

[watermelon sugar]

My ex cheated on me so I shagged his brother

 

[alwayslurkin]

A guy at school kept picking on me and he was obsessed with his weird red crocs. Anyway, I got so fed up one day I rode my bike to his house, pinched his crocs from the doorstep and flung them into the river.

I still have no regrets.

 

[AutumnSpring]

Many moons ago an ex cheated on me, the woman was really smug about it and he ended up being in a relationship with her. I slept with him again when she was pregnant. Savage I know but at 18 revenge is better.

Now? I wouldn’t even waste my time!

 

[birdiefly246]

I probably have a few but I can't think of many at the moment.

ETA: deleting my story just in case someone reads it and knows who I am. I will be back when I think of some

 

[Isa Drennan]

Biding your time is always the best form of revenge. I'm a firm believer in what goes around comes around

 

[ChloChlo]

I aired out my ex best friends laundry. Literally. She was sofa surfing at mine at the time. I pegged all her dirty smalls and crispy knickers out onto the street signs and lamp posts.

 

[Pinkblush]

Very low fi and very childish too but years ago I once emptied all the paper bits from three large hole punchers into a colleague's coat pockets and I also undid his fold up umbrella and poured a load in there too.
The reason why??
I had returned from maternity leave a stone heavier and he shouted across the office "who ate all the pies".
I bided my time so he couldn't pin it on me and I did it when he was in a meeting. I also waited for a rainy day.
On the day I did it I left work around ten minutes after he did and as I turned the corner the heavens opened once again so I was delighted that he would need to use his umbrella for the walk to the station. As I pass tk max further down I saw a whole load of white dots scattered all over the pavement. I know its childish but it felt great knowing I'd showed him up on a really busy high st
He was fuming the next day and it really got to him that he couldn't get to the bottom of who did it and why. I even agreed with him when he said it was a juvenile thing to do to throw the scent off

 

[kittypaws]

I don’t know if this is revenge but I did it to piss the guy off. I was at uni and had just started seeing this guy. We went on a date on Valentine’s Day and after we ate we went to a student bar as I was a student so I could get us both in. His mates then text him and wanted to meet up but they couldn’t get into the bar so he ditched me for his mates. So I decided to go to a club, met a stranger and took him home and shagged him

 

[LaurieLaurie]

The best revenge is to ignore people and move on.. People hate to be ignored or irrelevant and 9/10x they try to come back to me.
I get a lot of satisfaction out of it.

 

[ChloChlo]

A lad I was seeing for a while got too comfy and left his toenail clippings on my bedroom side cabinet. I was livid, so I rolled him a joint, with the tiniest bit of weed, tobacco and all of his toenails. I didn't think he would smoke it, I honestly just expected him to tear it open. But he bleeping smoked it. It stunk to high heaven but he didn't even notice. He kept puffing away at his toenails. I was in pieces.

 

[rivermonster]

I have got a biggie. Never told before but when we lived in another country this builder did a big thing to us which cost us a lot of money which we could not get back because he told us he was the boss of the area so suck it up.
He was building a house for himself near to us so my hubby went to the house in the evening when they put the underfloor heating pipes in and drilled very small holes through them at 12 inch intervals all through the house then they covered them up. Next my hubby pulled out out all the electric wiring before it was connected to the mains and cut them then tied them together. Next he drilled little holes in the double glazed frames. True Story

 

[under the ivy]

I keyed my ex’s car when I met up with him in a beer garden. He got there before me and saw his car in the car park.

 

[Linda La Hughes]

I have got a biggie. Never told before but when we lived in another country this builder did a big thing to us which cost us a lot of money which we could not get back because he told us he was the boss of the area so suck it up.
He was building a house for himself near to us so my hubby went to the house in the evening when they put the underfloor heating pipes in and drilled very small holes through them at 12 inch intervals all through the house then they covered them up. Next my hubby pulled out out all the electric wiring before it was connected to the mains and cut them then tied them together. Next he drilled little holes in the double glazed frames. True Story

Savage

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I have got a biggie. Never told before but when we lived in another country this builder did a big thing to us which cost us a lot of money which we could not get back because he told us he was the boss of the area so suck it up.
He was building a house for himself near to us so my hubby went to the house in the evening when they put the underfloor heating pipes in and drilled very small holes through them at 12 inch intervals all through the house then they covered them up. Next my hubby pulled out out all the electric wiring before it was connected to the mains and cut them then tied them together. Next he drilled little holes in the double glazed frames. True Story

This is the type of revenge I live for! If you’re going to do it do it right.

My first love cheated on me and showed some compromising photos of me to his mates after we’d broken up so I had a threesome with his sister and his best mate, then showed him the pictures to prove it.

 

[Trixabellee9393]

Very low fi and very childish too but years ago I once emptied all the paper bits from three large hole punchers into a colleague's coat pockets and I also undid his fold up umbrella and poured a load in there too.
The reason why??
I had returned from maternity leave a stone heavier and he shouted across the office "who ate all the pies".
I bided my time so he couldn't pin it on me and I did it when he was in a meeting. I also waited for a rainy day.
On the day I did it I left work around ten minutes after he did and as I turned the corner the heavens opened once again so I was delighted that he would need to use his umbrella for the walk to the station. As I pass tk max further down I saw a whole load of white dots scattered all over the pavement. I know its childish but it felt great knowing I'd showed him up on a really busy high st
He was fuming the next day and it really got to him that he couldn't get to the bottom of who did it and why. I even agreed with him when he said it was a juvenile thing to do to throw the scent off

I could not have kept a straight face I give myself away so easily

 

[Vivian124]

When i worked in a local newsagents another girl used to be a right snotty cow always looking down her nose at me. Again and again with the patronising comments. Over the duration of a month i rubbed ketchup inside her jacket while eating my breakfast roll in the staff room, spat in her precious bottle of sunny delight and when i saw her 6 page essay for college on the staff room table i stole a page from the middle of it. It all felt wonderful. That was 23 years ago. I saw her last wk and had a giggle to myself. No regrets.

Oh and an old housemate pissed me off no end before so i rubbed her toothbrush inside the toilet bowl.

 

[Fancyfeathers]

My ex cheated on me and so to get back at him i kept quiet and decided on revenge. I made his week hell i always used to make his food for work sandwiches mainly which consisted of chappie dog food sandwiches mashed up (looked like corned beef) with either onions mayo bit of lettuce you get the idea. But what made it worse was a few lads he used to work with all asked me for corned beef salad sandwiches because they were nice i got paid to make them lunches yeah bring it on they all knew he cheated and yes they all had the people hehe. He had left over korma (mine was ordered from a take away) his was left over chicken carcass from next doors bin with an out of date jar of korma sauce i pissed on his toothbrush cleaned the toilet with it and when flushed used the toilet water to clean it and robbed him stupid and made out he must have lost his card (what a donut ) then when he was in hospital suffering bad food poisoning i left him. He don't know it was me that poisoned him and robbed him still to this day but he knew id found out about him cheating a few weeks after we split up thanks to his big mouth sister