Revenge stories

[Pinkblush]

Very low fi and very childish too but years ago I once emptied all the paper bits from three large hole punchers into a colleague's coat pockets and I also undid his fold up umbrella and poured a load in there too.
The reason why??
I had returned from maternity leave a stone heavier and he shouted across the office "who ate all the pies".
I bided my time so he couldn't pin it on me and I did it when he was in a meeting. I also waited for a rainy day.
On the day I did it I left work around ten minutes after he did and as I turned the corner the heavens opened once again so I was delighted that he would need to use his umbrella for the walk to the station. As I pass tk max further down I saw a whole load of white dots scattered all over the pavement. I know its childish but it felt great knowing I'd showed him up on a really busy high st
He was fuming the next day and it really got to him that he couldn't get to the bottom of who did it and why. I even agreed with him when he said it was a juvenile thing to do to throw the scent off

 

[watermelon sugar]

My ex cheated on me so I shagged his brother

 

[ChloChlo]

A lad I was seeing for a while got too comfy and left his toenail clippings on my bedroom side cabinet. I was livid, so I rolled him a joint, with the tiniest bit of weed, tobacco and all of his toenails. I didn't think he would smoke it, I honestly just expected him to tear it open. But he fucking smoked it. It stunk to high heaven but he didn't even notice. He kept puffing away at his toenails. I was in pieces.

 

[alwayslurkin]

A guy at school kept picking on me and he was obsessed with his ugly red crocs. Anyway, I got so fed up one day I rode my bike to his house, pinched his crocs from the doorstep and flung them into the river.

I still have no regrets.

 

[lexiloo]

i've got one from many years ago that still gives me satisfaction to this day, I was 19 or 20 and was in the phase of every friday and saturday pub crawling and nightclubbing with my pals, there were 6 or 7 of us and I come from a small town so it was a case of same faces, same places each week, another group of girls took a dislike to us, one in particular was vile, she would try to trip us up in the crowd as we passed or shove us off the dancefloor and even give our hair a firm pull as we passed, real nasty cow.
A few of us told her to piss off and called her out but she always said ooops it was an accident and how sorry she was with a sweet smile on her face.

One night in one of the pubs she walked past us and touched her cigarette on my friends arm very briefly but enough for my friend to yelp and have a hole on her sleeve, the mean girl just chuckled and kept walking so I shouted after her how out of order it was and that she was a bitch, we got to the next pub and it had a balcony above the main bar, as I was getting a drink the cheeky bitch poured a big drink right over me from the balcony and she'd even got a cider and blackcurrant for maximum stain power, I was livid as had to go home which was a taxi ride away and not worth getting showered, changed and paying to get back again so I missed my night out with my pals, she just laughed and said ooops sorry.

We avoided her as much as possible after that bar a few heated name calling exchanges and middle finger flips from across the dance floor but I was still livid about what she'd done. I worked in a bridal boutique at the time and months prior she'd been in for a fitting on her bridesmaid dress, thankfully I wasn't dealing with them for that but saw her and her name on the order folder, anyway the dresses (hers included) were due to be picked up for the wedding so I got out the trusty sewing machine and took it in about an inch either side of the bodice on her dress, not enough to make it unwearable but just to make her uncomfy, I put it back in the dress cover and chuckled to myself thinking how she might be moaning all day.

On the morning of the wedding we got a frantic call from her mum asking if we could alter her dress at all as she had "got too big for it" her and her mum came in about half an hour later, she was bright red and squirming as I stood there while my boss got her to try on the dress, it still fit but it was tighter than tight, her mum was telling her off saying she needed to stop all the nights out as they were doing her no good and how could she do this so last minute, of course the dress was let out and all was fine but she never once bothered us after that and even now when I see her in Tesco where she works I have a little chuckle at how a few stitches tamed a bitch.

 

[rivermonster]

I have got a biggie. Never told before but when we lived in another country this builder did a big thing to us which cost us a lot of money which we could not get back because he told us he was the boss of the area so suck it up.
He was building a house for himself near to us so my hubby went to the house in the evening when they put the underfloor heating pipes in and drilled very small holes through them at 12 inch intervals all through the house then they covered them up. Next my hubby pulled out out all the electric wiring before it was connected to the mains and cut them then tied them together. Next he drilled little holes in the double glazed frames. True Story

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I have got a biggie. Never told before but when we lived in another country this builder did a big thing to us which cost us a lot of money which we could not get back because he told us he was the boss of the area so suck it up.
He was building a house for himself near to us so my hubby went to the house in the evening when they put the underfloor heating pipes in and drilled very small holes through them at 12 inch intervals all through the house then they covered them up. Next my hubby pulled out out all the electric wiring before it was connected to the mains and cut them then tied them together. Next he drilled little holes in the double glazed frames. True Story

This is the type of revenge I live for! If you’re going to do it do it right.

My first love cheated on me and showed some compromising photos of me to his mates after we’d broken up so I had a threesome with his sister and his best mate, then showed him the pictures to prove it.

 

[AutumnSpring]

Many moons ago an ex cheated on me, the woman was really smug about it and he ended up being in a relationship with her. I slept with him again when she was pregnant. Savage I know but at 18 revenge is better.

Now? I wouldn’t even waste my time!

 

[bubbadabut]

A guy at school kept picking on me and he was obsessed with his ugly red crocs. Anyway, I got so fed up one day I rode my bike to his house, pinched his crocs from the doorstep and flung them into the river.

I still have no regrets.

Imagine having the nerve to wear red crocs and yet bully other people. He got everything that was coming to him, well done

 

[LaurieLaurie]

The best revenge is to ignore people and move on.. People hate to be ignored or irrelevant and 9/10x they try to come back to me.
I get a lot of satisfaction out of it.

 

[Fancyfeathers]

My ex cheated on me and so to get back at him i kept quiet and decided on revenge. I made his week hell i always used to make his food for work sandwiches mainly which consisted of chappie dog food sandwiches mashed up (looked like corned beef) with either onions mayo bit of lettuce you get the idea. But what made it worse was a few lads he used to work with all asked me for corned beef salad sandwiches because they were nice i got paid to make them lunches yeah bring it on they all knew he cheated and yes they all had the shits hehe. He had left over korma (mine was ordered from a take away) his was left over chicken carcass from next doors bin with an out of date jar of korma sauce i pissed on his toothbrush cleaned the toilet with it and when flushed used the toilet water to clean it and robbed him stupid and made out he must have lost his card (what a donut ) then when he was in hospital suffering bad food poisoning i left him. He don't know it was me that poisoned him and robbed him still to this day but he knew id found out about him cheating a few weeks after we split up thanks to his big mouth sister

 

[SpiceWeasel]

When my ex left me for someone else I was livid to realise he/they were using my Netflix account. It was around the time 'Making a Murderer' first came out and they had started watching it. I only realised cos it popped up in my 'continue watching' and I hadn't started it yet. I kept going on it and fast forwarding to random parts of different episodes so every time they went on it they'd have to find where they were up to/what episode. Kept this going for a while until I did actually change the password, I was just amazed at the brass neck of them still continuing to use it

Not major revenge really, I just love being petty I think the ultimate revenge is that she now resembles Atllia the Hun and appears to keep his balls in her handbag, grass isn't so much greener now eh

 

[ChloChlo]

A couple of these involving piss and shit are just simply revolting.

 

[LaurieLaurie]

A couple of these involving piss and shit are just simply revolting.

It scares me that people can behave like this.. Poisoning people!? Vile.

 

[Bitofthebubbly]

Mine is really tame compared to some of these!

When I was a kid my cousin stole some of my best Pokemon cards. I didn’t know until I was at my uncles house once and found my cards on a desk in my cousins room, they were in little plastic wallets so I knew they were mine. Cousin wasn’t there at the time so I didn’t say anything, but took my cards back and also took his rare promotional Mewtwo card that he got when he went to see the first Pokemon movie.

He never asked about it or said anything about the cards he took or his card going missing. I still have his card 20 years later

 

[Vivian124]

When i worked in a local newsagents another girl used to be a right snotty cow always looking down her nose at me. Again and again with the patronising comments. Over the duration of a month i rubbed ketchup inside her jacket while eating my breakfast roll in the staff room, spat in her precious bottle of sunny delight and when i saw her 6 page essay for college on the staff room table i stole a page from the middle of it. It all felt wonderful. That was 23 years ago. I saw her last wk and had a giggle to myself. No regrets.

Oh and an old housemate pissed me off no end before so i rubbed her toothbrush inside the toilet bowl.

 

[birdiefly246]

I've had a think and I actually can't think of anything. Not even as a child. If someone does something to me I just cut them out of my life and never speak to them again so I guess that is the revenge

 

[Isa Drennan]

Biding your time is always the best form of revenge. I'm a firm believer in what goes around comes around

 

[Mrs Cucumber]

When I was at school I was being bullied by some idiot boy, we were walking down some stairs and he kept on at me, I lost it and punched him, he went flying down the stairs and pissed himself! He was 6ft and well built i was a 5ft 3 and a size 10. He became the laughing stock of the school.

 

[ChloChlo]

I aired out my ex best friends laundry. Literally. She was sofa surfing at mine at the time. I pegged all her dirty smalls and crispy knickers out onto the street signs and lamp posts.