Firstly... What in the
duck is that awful looking drink!!! It looks like after-birth smoothie


The posting about the reel about Ratlas *cough* schooling

And lastly, the feeble excuse for the usage of the
bleeping buggy for a 6 and a 4 year old
Those kids will NEVER EVER be independent. To be a fly on the wall when Grabby tells F. Stompy all about 'periods and the birds & the bees' etc. Imagine if she asks how she met daddy Benpeeado. Will she tell her about meeting him on the ill fated school trip to Wales and being only 13, catching the interest of a 24yr old loner

or will she romantise it.