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Justine
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Sure, it's not at all because their mama - who is decidedly the expert of living seasonally - is hyping them up for it so that they soon start all sorts of themed crafts and outings dressed in shades of orange, shart and brown. Not at all.The kids are beyond excited for Halloween now it's... September
I am certain that Raffy, seeing the calendar, went:
"Mama... it’s September. That means... it’s basically Halloween. Practically tomorrow. I mean, it’s technically still summer, but we all know the glut of pumpkins is nearly ready at the allotment!
Remember last year in New York? We walked miles and miles, didn’t we? Well... you walked and we rolled.
Their decor was so superior. There really is nothing like Halloween in NYC.
Here, in England, we just get, like... one cobweb on a hedge and someone’s mum with a pointy hat from... gasp! Tesco. It’s adorable, really. Like Halloween... but gentle. I guess they try.
Anyway, I’m just saying, we should probably start decorating now. Like, immediately. I saw a leaf on the ground this morning and that means it’s time. I’ll get the glue."
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nettleteareader
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This one?I have a vague recollection of them all (before the FRKs came along ) dressed up as the scooby doo gang. Maybe they’ll be recreating that with the burger van as the mystery machine
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Calmyourtitsdown
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WTF is that ‘Christmas Tree’?! 
QuiteTheChin
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“Sometimes I think we don’t need a buggy anymore” no shit Sherlock
no shit SherlockWingingmotherhood
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Maybe they wouldn’t worry about school if they went more. It’s so sad that she’s caused this - they’re probably worried cos they don’t have close friends because they’re never there
nettleteareader
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Next thread title there...Please Sir, can I have a door?!!
Are those times when you are awake Grabby, my love? Because it is waaaaaaay past time.“Sometimes I think we don’t need a buggy anymore”
Grabby indulges in a form.of.neglect, because it's affluent neglect she is apparently.getting away with it somehow. But it is neglect all the same. School will be teaching them all the things Grabby hasn't -like resilience (she has none herself), how to share (not great at that judging by the free nappy hoovering up) and how to follow rules (I'm sensing a.pattern here) among many other important life lessons that are vital alongside the academic stuff. If she had those skills herself then I'd be less worried.
She doesn't.
She's going to produce weak, flaky, stompy children and she won't cope because she is those things herself. She babies them, because I think she hasn't matured herself. At some point they will surpass her stunted growth perhaps, then she will have a difficult time.
I know a LOT of teachers and I know that most kids only cry until the parents are out of sight and then they potter off to get on with things. Not saying all but many. I bet Raffy is fine when she stops helicoptering over him.
She's such a wet sock of a woman.
Well no other fucker was going to do it, bless her!
how hard up must she be?!
Wingingmotherhood
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I’m feeling particularly angry about this kind of instawanker tonight. As a household we aren’t struggling, we are lucky to earn a good joint salary for where we live but we both work full time, juggle children, work, activities etc much like the rest of tattle. We have had one holiday in the last 12 months (which I am very grateful for as I realise it is a privilege) but life is full of sacrifices as we both prioritise our children over ourselves. But then you see Grabby who has never worked a day in her life prioritising her wants over her childrens needs and she is enabled to do this by her parents, her husband, her children’s school and all the brands who gift to her.
I feel sorry for those kids who think how they live is normal, they will have no resilience or work ethic just like their mother. What chance have they got with such selfish parents?
I feel sorry for those kids who think how they live is normal, they will have no resilience or work ethic just like their mother. What chance have they got with such selfish parents?
Welcome to the 61st edition of the Rebeccaloves__ thread.
What has been happening of late? I hear you ask...
Well nothing actually. Our Grabetha, Gingy Saville and the two battery farmed kids squashed themselves in a boiling hot sardine can and sweated their way around the continent. The Mobile Morgue had a bed for Grabby and the Groomsman whilst the kids slept in what appeared to be the under bed drawers.
The family posed against a backdrop of walls, tiles and the doorways of private individuals in acarefully curated accidentally twinned wardrobe. We learned very little about travel from this 'travel.expert' apart from that they went to every park that exists between Calais and the South Atlantic.
Thebattery free range kids still cannot swim, but they can be dressed as tiny Victorian bathing prudes and wafted along a selection of same same looking beaches that their mother found on Pinterest.
The aforementioned kids also cannot cycle, but it's ok dear reader they CAN still fit in a bike trailer and double buggy despite Frahfrah being 5'9" and her brother being of average height and about to start school.
Old thread here...
What has been happening of late? I hear you ask...
Well nothing actually. Our Grabetha, Gingy Saville and the two battery farmed kids squashed themselves in a boiling hot sardine can and sweated their way around the continent. The Mobile Morgue had a bed for Grabby and the Groomsman whilst the kids slept in what appeared to be the under bed drawers.
The family posed against a backdrop of walls, tiles and the doorways of private individuals in a
The
The aforementioned kids also cannot cycle, but it's ok dear reader they CAN still fit in a bike trailer and double buggy despite Frahfrah being 5'9" and her brother being of average height and about to start school.
Old thread here...
Rebeccaloves__ #60 Flexible Fridays pimped for the ‘Gram, why in the world are your kids in a pram?!
Most popular title as suggested by @Hashtagblessed - well done! Recap - Mucky Mansions is up for sale for the princely sum of £1.5m. Tattlers have decreed it not worth anywhere near this as it is very badly renovated by Benpecked. The Sterlings are just back from a non white country (gasp)...
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RebeccaB77
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At least there is a 'gorgeous energy to parent alongside these likeminded families at a resort like this'. See when my kids were 4 and 6 I was happy to parent amongst the likeminded families that I met in the playground, you know the ones who valued their kids education and put the graft in. Do we really think she actually spoke to anyone there it seems the resort was a ghost town looking at the dull as fuck photos?
Don't be mean.....She's has the worst blisters that ever blistered in the history of blisters. And has to bathe with her feet hanging out of the bath as she's too tight to replace the plasters if they get wet.
She's not okay right now ....... and the clocks are going to change soon so it will be dark.
She's not okay right now ....... and the clocks are going to change soon so it will be dark.
She’s setting her kids up to have so many issues. I too like to feed my children balanced meals with plenty of fruit and vegetables, but I also relax and allow them to have fun, particularly when we’re out and about at theme parks etc. By being so restrictive and such a huge control freak, she’s creating the very food control issues that seem to have gripped her since she was a teenager.
What I always find so bizarre is the sheer arrogance that she has in terms of creating so many blogs and reels of travel tips for places she has been to. Whenever they go anywhere they never eat in the restaurants, they don’t visit art galleries or museums unless they are cool “American style” children’s museums, they do almost exactly the same thing wherever they are. City break = chain patisserie to buy pastries which I’m quite sure she doesn’t eat, and chain “gelato”, tour of city playgrounds.
Beach break = buggy friendly beach at the crack of dawn to ensure no one else is there.
Why would anyone want a Disney guide from her?! There are hundreds of blogs and guides online. They didn’t eat in the restaurants, they didn’t stay for the fireworks and they didn’t go on any rides that would be considered exciting - heaven forbid her school age toddlers do anything age-appropriate. Her guide will be - stay in a Disney hotel so that you can go in to the Parks an hour early in order to get photos with an empty park, wheel your giant toddlers in a double buggy so that they don’t get tired, bring your own healthy food in order to maintain the air of superiority over everyone else, and then go back to the hotel before the fireworks because all children should be in bed by 6pm.
She. Is. Completely. Loopy.
What I always find so bizarre is the sheer arrogance that she has in terms of creating so many blogs and reels of travel tips for places she has been to. Whenever they go anywhere they never eat in the restaurants, they don’t visit art galleries or museums unless they are cool “American style” children’s museums, they do almost exactly the same thing wherever they are. City break = chain patisserie to buy pastries which I’m quite sure she doesn’t eat, and chain “gelato”, tour of city playgrounds.
Beach break = buggy friendly beach at the crack of dawn to ensure no one else is there.
Why would anyone want a Disney guide from her?! There are hundreds of blogs and guides online. They didn’t eat in the restaurants, they didn’t stay for the fireworks and they didn’t go on any rides that would be considered exciting - heaven forbid her school age toddlers do anything age-appropriate. Her guide will be - stay in a Disney hotel so that you can go in to the Parks an hour early in order to get photos with an empty park, wheel your giant toddlers in a double buggy so that they don’t get tired, bring your own healthy food in order to maintain the air of superiority over everyone else, and then go back to the hotel before the fireworks because all children should be in bed by 6pm.
She. Is. Completely. Loopy.
Carnations & Corner Baths
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Grabby claiming that they had to be back for bedtime as the kids only want them (subtle fuck you to the grandparents there) erm except when you fuck off to Ikos in the kids’ first week back at school eh Grabs?!