Rebeccaloves__#61

[Skewbedu]

Welcome to the 61st edition of the Rebeccaloves__ thread.

What has been happening of late? I hear you ask...

Well nothing actually. Our Grabetha, Gingy Saville and the two battery farmed kids squashed themselves in a boiling hot sardine can and sweated their way around the continent. The Mobile Morgue had a bed for Grabby and the Groomsman whilst the kids slept in what appeared to be the under bed drawers.

The family posed against a backdrop of walls, tiles and the doorways of private individuals in a carefully curated accidentally twinned wardrobe. We learned very little about travel from this 'travel.expert' apart from that they went to every park that exists between Calais and the South Atlantic.
The battery free range kids still cannot swim, but they can be dressed as tiny Victorian bathing prudes and wafted along a selection of same same looking beaches that their mother found on Pinterest.
The aforementioned kids also cannot cycle, but it's ok dear reader they CAN still fit in a bike trailer and double buggy despite Frahfrah being 5'9" and her brother being of average height and about to start school.

Old thread here...

Rebeccaloves__ #60 Flexible Fridays pimped for the ‘Gram, why in the world are your kids in a pram?!

Most popular title as suggested by @Hashtagblessed - well done! Recap - Mucky Mansions is up for sale for the princely sum of £1.5m. Tattlers have decreed it not worth anywhere near this as it is very badly renovated by Benpecked. The Sterlings are just back from a non white country (gasp)...

tattle.life

 

[Sw4]

I love how she describes Pub in the Park as 'niche'. Erm no, it's a fairly typical summer event that normal people go to and I'd argue it's a lot less niche than driving across France with a p @ e d 0 and a burger van.

Also find it hilarious that not only did she have a ticket, but it's for the Friday. Can you imagine her listening to Dizzee Rascal???!

 

[Katiewhy]

She would never have gone to the Friday night- it's on too late for a start! The 1pm Sunday afternoon is more up her street.
I can't believe she bought a ticket in the first place though.
It's not niche-It's massive and very mainstream and packed -boozy, bustling and loud - fab weekend out.
I would have dropped my pint if I had bumped into her!!!

 

[IndominusRex]

She’s such a cheapskate! Just give the ticket away FFS. Run a competition and claim the £25 as a business expense even.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She probably just saw the word park and booked it, and then realised there would be people drinking having fun there and decided it wasn’t for her

 

[Justcyrious]

I’m genuinely shocked at how little she’s shared from the trip. No gifted stays also, and quite limited aff links. Something must be cooking in the background.

 

[TravellingHighlander]

She'll definitely be about to launch some nauseating Aff linked posts to all the dreamiest places she stayed.

But maybe not so much of the morgue box?

 

[Carnations & Corner Baths]

Seems odd she’s not posted for 10 days. Methinks the mobile morgue trip wasn’t as dreamy as she hoped. No gifted stays, not much mention or any pics of it actually in situ. Bet it was hot, cramped and hellish

 

[Sw4]

I sense a medical issue coming, you know, the type where Drs were 'a bit baffled' but obviously Dr Benpecked diagnosed it straight away and luckily she narrowly avoided cancer because of his knowledge.

 

[Unbelievable]

Seems odd she’s not posted for 10 days. Methinks the mobile morgue trip wasn’t as dreamy as she hoped. No gifted stays, not much mention or any pics of it actually in situ. Bet it was hot, cramped and hellish

She's been VERY unusually quiet Maybe they've had ANOTHER holiday/mini break before the FRKs half a it back at school.

 

[Justcyrious]

She's been VERY unusually quiet Maybe they've had ANOTHER holiday/mini break before the FRKs half a it back at school.

That’s the most plausible explanation. Or a last minute change of heart and the start of homeschooling.

 

[IndominusRex]

She usually goes away with Gingy Saville this time of year and let’s her parents do back to school doesn’t she.

 

[Carnations & Corner Baths]

She usually goes away with Gingy Saville this time of year and let’s her parents do back to school doesn’t she.

Of course! Raffy will be starting school, Grabby’s not going to be around for that milestone in life, it’s not instagrammable so she’s not interested!

 

[nettleteareader]

She usually goes away with Gingy Saville this time of year and let’s her parents do back to school doesn’t she.

Oh yes, I'd forgotten that she's done that in previous years

 

[FlowersintheRain]

But he is the favourite child, surely she will stick around for his first day?

 

[Luckyaston]

Think she’s at home at the moment, all vehicles are there and she’s listing thick and fast on Vinted as I speak. The FRKs school is back Thursday, so she’ll possibly go away with Gingy Saville on Wednesday.
Almost 2 weeks since her last post is very strange though.

 

[MissTeddy]

Maybe she is 'not OK right now'

 

[Painsnail]

I think we'll be treated to some sort of misty-eyed rambling for Raffy's first day. He is her favourite, after all.

 

[Ajtw09]

I’m amazed she’s selling this; surely she can cram her ‘toddlers’ into it for a couple more years to use them as weighted vests when she’s getting her steps in

 

[Gossipqueen30]

Schools usually publish their attendance figures for each child with their end of year school reports when they break up in July. She’s been unusually quiet all summer. I wonder (hope!!) the school have seen the end of year attendance figures for stompy and withdrawn the flexi schooling contract?