Rebecca Lamb #92 tree is sparse, big lying arse, operation? all a farce

[ChubClubThug]

What did she do to those potatoes, show them a picture of the oven?

They took it in turns to fart on them by the looks. Dingle must be the only person who's food looks the same going in, as coming out

 

[Ju19]

Lots of work goes into it? It couldn’t look half arsed if she tried even harder

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How does duck off sound
Oh please.....

Where’s the bunny table cloth gone

Underneath

 

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THE TATAS!!!!!! Noooooo. This is a crime against Roast tates. That’s absolutely shameful

Did she cook those on the radiator?

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Wow, she is looming rough in that AD. Forgot to filter that one Beggy?

 

[Lgy123]

Woody had got two jumpers on in that ad!

 

[freakshake]

Did she cook those on the radiator?

I think she manifested them into roast

 

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Who puts a bowl of bloody satsumas on the table when they have Christmas dinner?

Satsumas will probably be pudding

 

[mumofboysx]

Satsumas will probably be pudding

Don’t be silly that family doesn’t eat fruit unless it’s 3 strawberries shared between them once a month. They’re probably already in the bin

 

[Barbs89]

They took it in turns to fart on them by the looks. Dingle must be the only person who's food looks the same going in, as coming out

It’s my fault for being 32 and still laughing at fart jokes, but I bleeping loved that. Off to tell my husband

 

[Imhere123]

Quick check of the hashtag and look at the other photos. Everyone has made an effort, Beggy looks like it’s a casual cold Monday dinner of leftovers.

I have edited her photo with a few suggestions.
1) Put on the Christmas jumpers that you all own.
2) Put on a genuine smile.
3) Lay the table properly, put the forks on the left and a glass out for Steve.
4) Put the Prosecco and chocolates box in the table to make it look more full.
5) Hang fairy lights up maybe add a little tree and or some decorations round the cold dank window and in the corner.
6) Put some crackers or fancy napkins out.

Make it look like a jolly celebration rather than there has been a power cut meal and you have grabbed bits out of the fridge.

Look at all the lovely things those other influencers have bought. Then Beggy buys 3 or 4 things. They don’t even eat fruit so why the satsumas?? She is tragic.

 

[Sticky One]

Thread suggestion-

Rebecca Lamb #93 Here’s a Chanel bag I aren’t buying, I’m still a size 10 hunny I aren’t lying.

Tried to do one with her boiled potatoes but my mind is blank

 

[ChubClubThug]

It’s my fault for being 32 and still laughing at fart jokes, but I bleeping loved that. Off to tell my husband

You'll have to show him the pic of the anemic roasters for reference

 

[Vroomvroom]

Do these brands not review the ads these influencers do? I’d be mortified if that was what someone had done if it was my brand. I certainly wouldn’t want people seeing it!

 

[Kattykat10]

How the duck do Tesco justify having her on an ad for them especially with anaemic potatoes. Tesco you can shove my business and your Clubcard up your arse.

 

[Each_peach]

Look at all the lovely things those other influencers have bought. Then Beggy buys 3 or 4 things. They don’t even eat fruit so why the satsumas?? She is tragic.

She bought the satsumas cos you can get money off them with your clubcard unclear and unrelated to the bleeping ad hahahahahahaha

 

[Booklover]

They took it in turns to fart on them by the looks. Dingle must be the only person who's food looks the same going in, as coming out

'...took in turns to fart on them...' bleeping brilliant!

 

[Itsmejackie]

I wonder why she hasn’t gone to the begins with you Christmas party. They all seem to be there even her friend and “business partner” Steph

 

[Chatchatchat]

Right serious question. How the feck do I become a VIP member?! I’m never bloody off here!

 

[Its-all-about-me!]

I wonder why she hasn’t gone to the begins with you Christmas party. They all seem to be there even her friend and “business partner” Steph

Not Steve's weekend with the boys?
She rarely goes to these things

 

[12055584]

Lots of work goes into it? It couldn’t look half arsed if she tried even harder

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The cheeky bleeping witch. No! Do your job properly and truthfully and then maybe somebody will like your posts but my god how can she so blatantly lie and under perform but still expect praise

For someone who apparently takes pride in her appearance, and who totally loves herself and thinks she is the best thing since Marilyn Monroe, she posts the most ugly and disgusting pics. Does she do it to show her moron followers that she is relatable and so goofy and quirky? She is so bleeping odd.

She makes Charlotte Dawson’s fuckwit attempts at funny look sexy