Rebecca Lamb #19 Fanny lips, shopping trips, all those mince pies are going straight to her hips

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I'm crying laughing at the Christmas songs
You know, I actually reckon if 2 sausage Steve is reading he's having a chuckle to himself too

PS- Steve mate if you are reading... Get woody a duvet pal!
 
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Steve mate, send us a sign. If you’re giggling at this then play the 12days of Christmas song in the background to a story....go on mate, it’ll make our day!
 
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On the 14th day of Christmas I begged for a freebie, a new slow cooker for meeeeeee!!!!!
I actually picked up a new slow cooker in asda yesterday for £9.99...theres really no excuse....

Ok my turn...

On the 23rd day of xmas my sheeple gave to meeeee, the false belief I am an instagram baddieeeeeee

 
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On the 24th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeee, a rushed through wedding and a 2022 divorceeee.
 
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On the 1st day of Christmas Steve gave to meeeeeeeeee......


An annoying itchy STD!!!!!!!!!
 
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On the 25th day of Christmas, my milf wifey gave to me, 2 sausages and a carrot for tea
 
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On the 26th day of Christmas, you say ‘everyonesssss been asking meeee...’ another lie to have an affiliate link storyyyyyy!
 
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I see through the grief she is still managing to share stories and show us all her gifted stuff
 
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On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... some botox syringes to put on the tree, some pork stock cubes and mince for tea and a new duvet for little Woody.
 
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I actually picked up a new slow cooker in asda yesterday for £9.99...theres really no excuse....

Ok my turn...

On the 23rd day of xmas my sheeple gave to meeeee, the false belief I am an instagram baddieeeeeee

My fav !!
 
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On the 28th day of Christmas, Steve gave to me a fucking whilst I was dressed as luceeeeee
 
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On the 29th day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me some migrating filler and lips that look like a fannyyyyyy
 
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On the 30th day of Christmas tattle life gave to me, a recipe to make bolognese properly
 
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Popped my head round to catch up

im dead

on the 31st day of christmas insta gave to me, some body positivity for my bellyyy
 
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On the 32nd day of Christmas, Tattle gave to me, insta content all for freeeeeeee
 
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